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[King Zultan]

Try again to turn all the people in the port city in to werewolves.

[ShadowDragon]

send a message to the city via starting fires in form of giant letters "friend no foe, how can I prove it?'

[5] A hijacked drone replies. "Do not attempt to enter my city unless invited. Oppose the sources of prohibited material on Earth."

Merge Mexico with the USA, creating SOAAM (the State Of Americans And Mexicans).

[3] You take the office of god-president of the United States.

Fuck it. Break through the top of my palace. Felius turns all corgis into cats. He also lets out The Godly Meow, which turns all humans within 100 km into sentient cats.

MEOOOOW!!!

[3] The Meow proves surprisingly quiet, only extends to the nearest city, and proves only effective on corgis.

Sing the horrid yet catchy ancient songs of golemking to attract the unsuspecting. Then trap them inside me and switch to elevator music.

[3] Your plot goes perfectly until you realize none of your exits can be sealed. Your would-be victims wander off.

Expand the reach of my city and form a military

[5] You form a professional and well-equipped military with decent force-projection abilities.

Heesh, fucking take a plane to Ancient Greece, and go to the Parthenon, to research ways on how to slay a god

[2] There doesn't seem to be any material regarding deicide in the Parthenon.

Will trade services for delivery of construction materials or equivalent currency. $15000 for single target vaporization, $35000 for prolonged bombardment, $100000 for a week of overwatch and fire. Allow me to provide an amusing demonstration. Ha ha.

Shoot ziizo from orbit.

[4] You sweep your death ray across ziizo, rendering a streak of terrain around him lifeless as collateral damage. ziizo: respawn?

Teleport with my helicopter to a location over 1000 kilometers away.

Sorry NRDL. But a 3 isn't so bad, so good luck.

[2] You teleport everything 1000 km to the side. Nobody notices.

Thanks for the lift Person.

Trek over to the wartorn city, assess the current conflict and casualties.

[1] You'd do that, but your legs just got blown off by a landmine.

Try again to turn all the people in the port city in to werewolves.

[2] You unleash a massive surge of divine power at their highest building and miss.

Spoiler: Player Wishes (Return T22) (click to show/hide)

Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.

Spoiler: Places (click to show/hide)

Everywhere
  Almost all felines are replaced by corgis.

Cruise Ship
  Is perfectly fine.

City
  Is an ex-location.

Feliania
  A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
  Ruled by KittyTac.

Ex-cellar Palace
  The personal palace of KittyTac.
  Was a cellar.

Fortified City
  Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
  Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
  Current respawn location.

Port City
  Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
  Has a decimated police force.
  Has a significant werewolf minority.

Orbital City
  Fully self-sustaining.
  Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.
  Heavily armed.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

ziizo
  Dead.

Egan_BW
  Is an AI controlling a satellite.
  Has a death ray that can kill anything, including intangible things and things immune to physical damage.

KittyTac
  Has a helicopter.
  Is Felius, god of cats.
  Is on the highest level of their palace.
  Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
  The ruler of Feliania.
  Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
  Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
  Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
  Worshipped by Feliania.

King Zultan
  Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
  Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
  Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
  Friends with the werewolves.
  The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
  Is incorporeal.

CrocAndBearLover
  In Los Pinos.
  The president of Mexico.
  Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
  Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
  The god-president of the US.

NRDL
  Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
  Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
  A few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
  Lacks legs.

wertyzerty
  Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
  Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
  Has a large fortified town with a skilled military.
  In Person's helicopter.
  Can teleport anywhere at will.

Person
  Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
  Has a military helicopter.
  Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.

OceanSoul
  Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
  Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
  Near a spatial distortion.

Secheral
  Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Cultists
  A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
  On a cruise ship.
  Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
  Had a damaged altar.

Baggage-zombies
  No longer exist.

Werewolves
  An army of werewolves near a port city.
  Decimated by the police force of said city.

Yog-Neighoth
  An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
  Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
  Created by Secheral.
  Lacks a physical body.
  Has an utterly indestructible soul.

Corgi Revolution
  Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.

[ziizo]

Respawn as an sapient car

[KittyTac]

Aren't all corgis supposed to be cats now, according to my action? Aaaaaanyway: Felius flies up to Shadowclaw777, interrupts his research, then kills him. Then he converts all corgis into cats.

[NRDL]

Utilize my healing skill/power to fix my leg up as best as I can.

[ShadowDragon]

Aren't all corgis supposed to be cats now, according to my action? Aaaaaanyway: Felius flies up to Shadowclaw777, interrupts his research, then turns him into a cat, meanwhile brainwashing him into a worshipper.

Your action didn't fully succeed. Also, brainwashing Shadowclaw777 won't stop them from attempting to kill you.

[wertyzerty]

With my army and fire magic power, go and "convert" other humans to join the cause.

[CABL]

Contact the President of Russia, Volodimir Butin, and demand him to retreat from Ukraine and Syria. Our words are backed with !!NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!

[Shadowclaw777]

Keep looking in the ancient Parthenon!, there has to be something here that can slay a feline god

[Person]

Make as many copies of myself as I can while flying my helicopter to NRDL. Stop if it starts to make the helicopter too heavy.

[Secheral]

Sing forgotten memes in tongues unknown.

[Egan_BW]

Observe the world below.

[King Zultan]

Go around the port city and turn people in to werewolves myself, mostly focusing on the cops.

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn as an sapient car

Unfortunately, no one seems to be willing to answer your prayers to become a car.

Aren't all corgis supposed to be cats now, according to my action? Aaaaaanyway: Felius flies up to Shadowclaw777, interrupts his research, then kills him. Then he converts all corgis into cats.

Ignoring the "all corgis transmuted into cats" action. [3 vs. 1] Shadowclaw777 practically trips into your attacks, but you get distracted before finishing them off.

Utilize my healing skill/power to fix my leg up as best as I can.

[5] You make some improvised bandages and use them to reassemble your legs.

With my army and fire magic power, go and "convert" other humans to join the cause.

[2] You don't find any viable targets for slave raids.

Contact the President of Russia, Volodimir Butin, and demand him to retreat from Ukraine and Syria. Our words are backed with !!NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!

[4] He begrudgingly orders a retreat of Russian forces. And readies his nuclear arsenal, according to your spies.

Keep looking in the ancient Parthenon!, there has to be something here that can slay a feline god

[4] A book mentions that Yog-Neighoth possesses enough power to slay most gods. Presumably any godslaying weapons were removed long ago. And you're bleeding out.

Make as many copies of myself as I can while flying my helicopter to NRDL. Stop if it starts to make the helicopter too heavy.

[6] You fly past NRDL while dumping your spare bodies onto the ground. A few of you survive the drop.

Sing forgotten memes in tongues unknown.

[3] You chant some obscure but fairly modern memes in an eldritch manner.

Observe the world below.

[1] You look across the plasma-bathed landscapes of Earth, which seems a lot smaller than you thought.

Go around the port city and turn people in to werewolves myself, mostly focusing on the cops.

[3] Your presence sweeps across the port city, transforming a few cops into werewolves.

Spoiler: Player Wishes (Return T22) (click to show/hide)

Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.

Spoiler: Places (click to show/hide)

Everywhere
  Almost all felines are replaced by corgis.

Cruise Ship
  Is perfectly fine.

City
  Is an ex-location.

Feliania
  A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
  Ruled by KittyTac.

Ex-cellar Palace
  The personal palace of KittyTac.
  Was a cellar.

Fortified City
  Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
  Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
  Current respawn location.

Port City
  Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
  Has a decimated police force.
  Has a significant werewolf minority.

Orbital City
  Fully self-sustaining.
  Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.
  Heavily armed.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

ziizo
  Dead.

Egan_BW
  Is an AI controlling a satellite.
  Has a death ray that can kill anything, including intangible things and things immune to physical damage.

KittyTac
  Has a helicopter.
  Is Felius, god of cats.
  Is on the highest level of their palace.
  Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
  The ruler of Feliania.
  Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
  Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
  Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
  Worshipped by Feliania.

King Zultan
  Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
  Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
  Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
  Friends with the werewolves.
  The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
  Is incorporeal.

CrocAndBearLover
  In Los Pinos.
  The president of Mexico.
  Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
  Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
  The god-president of the US.

NRDL
  Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
  Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
  A few kilometres away from a war-torn city.

wertyzerty
  Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
  Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
  Has a large fortified town with a skilled military.
  In Person's helicopter.
  Can teleport anywhere at will.

Person
  Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
  Has a military helicopter.
  Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
  Has some bodies a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
  Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.

OceanSoul
  Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
  Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
  Near a spatial distortion.

Secheral
  Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.

Shadowclaw777
  In the Parthenon.
  Is bleeding out.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Cultists
  A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
  On a cruise ship.
  Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
  Had a damaged altar.

Baggage-zombies
  No longer exist.

Werewolves
  An army of werewolves near a port city.
  Decimated by the police force of said city.

Yog-Neighoth
  An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
  Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
  Created by Secheral.
  Lacks a physical body.
  Has an utterly indestructible soul.

Corgi Revolution
  Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.

[CABL]

Using my eldritch powers, create a magical shroud, covering the entire Russian Federation. The magical shroud will make nuclear weaponry disappear to another dimension, in case of Russians launching the strike at SOAAM.