I start researching a thing that transforms dogs into cats along with my robot. If that's impossible, I go out and then I kidnap a few corgis and hold them hostage. Then I find Shadowclaw777 and gang up on him with my robot, pummeling him into a bloody pulp. Then I take an AA piece and shoot down Shadowclaw777's plane. Oh, and if that's impossible, could you grant that wish with just omitting the "immune to wishes" thing?
Executing your third possible action. [2
+3] You are now Felius. Your status renders you near-invulnerable to anything humanity can bring against you and extremely resistant to attacks no mortal being could possibly survive. Furthermore, you possess the power of all other (admittedly non-existent) cats several times over, plus considerable power from the worship of your corgi servants.
call john maybe knows a way to reach the space city
[1] The city bricks your phone, apparently considering you a threat.
Respawn?. Take an airplane to Feliana, tell the corgis that they should kill and torture KittyTac and their robots for there abuse against dog-kind.
They seem rather hostile to the idea of torturing their leader to death because their military put down a rebellion.
Grow my following of people by doing various cool magic tricks.
[2] Nobody seems interested in pulling fire-rabbits out of hats.
Respawn as a very large, very dangerous horse.
[6] You pray for Yog-Neighoth to reincarnate you as a horse. She makes you into an eldritch hybrid of a shrine, a golem, and a horse.
Contact the space city AI.
Friend or foe? Willing to target threats to your security with pew pew lazor beams at reasonable rates. Reply ASAP please.
"Neither. No active threats located. Please specify pricing for bombardment."
Ask Person to teleport me to the nearest war torn city, so I can start a clinic of sorts there.
Create a copy of myself, and have that copy teleport alongside NRDL to the nearest war torn city. If the copy creation fails(or if that would be too much to do in one turn), just teleport NRDL to the nearest wartorn city anyway.
[3] You teleport NRDL to a hill a few kilometers away from a war-torn city.
Use the powers I have to turn every one in the port city into werewolves.
[3] It seems most of them are resistant to divinely granted were-ism. And those who are infected aren't exactly loyal to you.
Huh, not sure how I was dead. Since my dead body is touching itself, I'll use the power from my second with to regenerate a living body, as a copy of my original body before my death.
You were in the city when Yog-Neighoth destroyed the space it was occupying, which annihilated your body. [5] But your self-revival works anyway, placing you on the edge of a spacial distortion which surrounds where the city used to be.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Everywhere
All felines are replaced by corgis.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking ex-cat corgis.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Port City
Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
Has a decimated police force.
Has a significant werewolf minority.
Orbital City
Fully self-sustaining.
Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.
Heavily armed.
ziizo
Near a port city.
Has a stolen high end motorcycle.
Doesn't have a working phone.
Egan_BW
Is an AI controlling a satellite.
Has a death ray that can kill anything, including intangible things and things immune to physical damage.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is Felius, god of cats.
Is on the highest level of their palace.
Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Worshipped by Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
In Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
NRDL
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
A few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town.
In Person's helicopter.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
Near a spatial distortion.
Secheral
Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves near a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
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