congratulate John is his new job and get drunk until the cruise ship reaches it's destinity
[4] You get drunk until you reach a port city.
Walk out of the airport and steal a car doesn't matter what it is as long as it moves, then drive away from the airport.
[6] You hack about twenty cars and drive off with them.
Hang a flag above the cellar palace. Tell the robot to hang banners inside of it or something.
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Glory to Feliania!
[2] You can't find fabric for your flag. Nation named.
Go on a vigilante murder spree whilst riding my trusty unicorn. For justice!
[
3] You ride Yog-Neighoth around, but only find a few people to kill.
Wow, things are escalating quickly. Anyway, when do I get my wish back? (I swear I'm gonna update all my games soon.) Edit: Oh, already back? Well in that case...
I wish I had the ability to choose the roll outcome for all my own actions. (I was actually always going do this as my second wish but you got to it first Egan. I wonder how this ability would interact with yours, but it is probably a good idea not to test that. I expect Paradoxes will be resolved by GM fiat, which probably won't be much fun for anyone.)
I choose to roll a 5 on this action. Teleport myself onto the pilot seat of a nearby military helicopter. It should be fully fueled/armed/operational/unlocked/unoccupied/etc. Start flying above the city.
So how is everyone on Metagaming? I'm severely tempted to just teleport to random people and make alliances, but I'd prefer to not to be too meta or step on people's toes. Still, it is a relatively minimalist game. So hey why not?
[1
+3] You can now control your own roll results. Your second action doesn't happen, try again next turn.
Using my eldritch powers, awaken and appear at Los Pinos through my eldritch magic.
[2] You dream of an ocean of ichor consuming everything you have ever known. Except for the hoofbeats, of course.
I wish for the city I'm in to be safe and prosperous forevermore, as thanks for welcoming me in.
[1
+3] It is done.
Regrow my lost arm, and find shelter from the werewolves.
[
5] Arm restored, shelter found.
Oceansoul will roll a 5.
Exit the burger joint and start fighting the werewolf army with Will-powered telekinetic blasts. I will roll a 5 for this action.
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5 vs. 2] You fight off the werewolves.
I wish all my non-wish actions are forced to become a 6 and can't be change by other roll-altering abilities
At least it's not always going to be five... [1
+3] You now only roll 6 (except for wishes) and are immune to other roll-altering abilities.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Airliner/Flaming Wreckage
Current respawn location.
Is paradoxically both flaming wreckage in the middle of nowhere and safely landed at an airport.
Has a fortified cockpit.
Mostly evacuated.
Cruise Ship
At a port city.
Is perfectly fine.
Has a dead cult on it.
Airport
Has the airliner in it.
Evacuated.
Is partially overrun by a small horde of baggage-zombies.
City
Contains the airport.
Under attack by werewolves.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
ziizo
On a cruise ship.
Egan_BW
Has desire strong enough to bend reality around him.
Is at a burger place.
May choose what he and/or the person whose action immediately precedes his own rolls. (This doesn't work on wishes.)
KittyTac
On a robot-piloted helicopter.
Is a radiation ghost possessing their own corpse.
Is near the palace of their country.
The ruler of Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner/flaming wreckage.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
On the outskirts of the city.
Has about twenty hacked cars around them.
CrocAndBearLover
In the cockpit of the airliner/wreckage.
Unconscious.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
NRDL
Is in a fortified city.
wertyzerty
In the same airport as the airliner.
In a fortified shop.
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Can control their own non-wish roll results.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like.
Secheral
Disguised as a baggage-zombie.
Is in an extremely crime-ridden part of town.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
A small and weakened horde of undead baggage.
Around the airliner.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves retreating from a city.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.