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[Imic]

I would like Jawing, any job.

[Enemy post]

Moonstone, 125

We should try and get some bones for crafts. Imic the bone carver has just reminded the expedition leader that we have two legendary carvers with skills rusting away. We also need a gate as soon as we can make mechanisms. This void strider has been running frantically around the bedrooms for a while now.



Tragically, we did not pierce the aquifer in time. Dunamisdeos' wife was driven mad by whatever possessed her. She rushed upstairs, howling with a dark rage. The violence was...horrific.













Now the first of us has gone to her grave. Goodbye, Alath.


As my father before me and so now I
Give pause to reflect on the day I will die
As they lay me down in the cold of the ground
Remember I am closer
To the place I am bound
A few final words will be spoken, I trust
Be as kind as you can and lie if you must
And remember me when I was at my best
Instead of used up, lying with flowers on my chest

Sometimes death is like a thief in the night
It steals every treasure that is hidden in plain sight
But I do not flatter my own memory
For I will miss you every bit as much as you'll be missing me
I wish I could be there to brighten the mood
With friends and family and mountains of food
And stories and memories and tales all around
But it's late and I must travel
To the place I am bound

And I hope that the will of the Force will not mind
If you toast me with juice of the Jawa kind
And raise your glasses as the blessing is said
"Utto nye usabia atoonyoba!"

[Dunamisdeos]

I would like to officially blame the fish in lieu of other proof regarding my wife's insanity. They are unnatural creatures that don't speak bocee. It was obviously a plot.

Did we have any children?

[Enemy post]

I would like to officially blame the fish in lieu of other proof regarding my wife's insanity. They are unnatural creatures that don't speak bocee. It was obviously a plot.

Did we have any children?

No children, sorry. You still have your pet police droid.

[TalonisWolf]

I would like to officially blame the fish in lieu of other proof regarding my wife's insanity. They are unnatural creatures that don't speak bocee. It was obviously a plot.

Did we have any children?

No children, sorry. You still have your pet police droid.

...that droid is one of the most comical droid designs I've ever seen.

[Dunamisdeos]

I would like to officially blame the fish in lieu of other proof regarding my wife's insanity. They are unnatural creatures that don't speak bocee. It was obviously a plot.

Did we have any children?

No children, sorry. You still have your pet police droid.

...that droid is one of the most comical droid designs I've ever seen.

Do we have DFhack? If so, can you rename him Murtaugh? That way I can be a proper just-lost-his-wife buddy cop duo. Also, I wish to take up fishing in my spare time if I have any. The better to fight the fish conspiracy.

::EDIT::
If the position of sheriff becomes open/wanted, Murtaugh and I shall volunteer.

[TalonisWolf]

Also, I wish to take up fishing in my spare time if I have any. The better to fight the fish conspiracy.

Ah, fresh meat comrade! Welcome to the frontline. Those fish won't know what hit them!

[Imic]

Me likey.
Perhaps this shall revive the ancient community games and stories section.

[wertyzerty]

I hope so, I haven't seen a new SG in a while now.

[Enemy post]

Do we have DFhack? If so, can you rename him Murtaugh? That way I can be a proper just-lost-his-wife buddy cop duo. Also, I wish to take up fishing in my spare time if I have any. The better to fight the fish conspiracy.

::EDIT::
If the position of sheriff becomes open/wanted, Murtaugh and I shall volunteer.

Sorry, but I don't know anything about DFhack, I don't use it. Maybe we can do it later. Anyway, you're sheriff now and I'm sure that in-world the droid is named Murtaugh.

Also, I was checking on my Jawa, and well...I sincerely promise I didn't plan this.



Well, got to play the cards I'm dealt.


Opal & Obsidian, 125.

I never noticed before the funeral what an amazing woman TalonisWolf is. She's so brave, going out every day and risking her life against slap-fish. She really deserves more than the boring old 1x3 rooms the rest of us get. I'll see what I can do.

I hope this is enough to make her happy at least. It's not very good, but I tried my best to make better chambers for her.




It's just a new bedroom, with personal office and dining hall attachments. There's also some amateur water features. I also built her a tomb above it and guarded it with roughly 60,000 viper wasps. I'm not good with talking to girls, I hope tens of thousands of stinging insects watching them for eternity is a thing they like. I'll ask Dunamisdeos.

On reflection, asking widowers right after the funeral for dating advice probably wasn't the best idea. He's declared himself the sheriff. His droid seems to think it's "too old for this", but Dunamisdeos is determined to find the fish responsible for murdering his wife.

One last entry before the new year. Another Jawa took over the craftsman's workshop.


Next year's overseer, you've got your work cut out for you.


Well, my turn's done. We still desperately need to get through the aquifer and have no defenses, but at least I didn't kill everyone and we have a stable food supply.

Here's the save, Wertyzerty.

[Dunamisdeos]

[Imic]

MOAR

[Enemy post]

I love this comic so much I'm going to dig its grave and cover it in bees.


Although it's not your wife's tomb. I built it for TalonisWolf, in advance.

[Dunamisdeos]

I love this comic so much I'm going to dig its grave and cover it in bees.


Although it's not your wife's tomb. I built it for TalonisWolf, in advance.

Obviously it was just a clever way of asking if girls like VIPER WASPS! I definitely didn't read it too fast.

[wertyzerty]

Well I hope she likes

cramps, diarrhea, yellowing of the eyes, numbness of the extremities, pustules on the mucous membranes, and hormone disruption.