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[wags]

Can I be dorfed? I would prefer a soldierjawa. Please name them wags.

[Dunamisdeos]

Can I be dorfed? I would prefer a soldierjawa. Please name them wags.

I shall do this today.

[Robotala]

BTW, What mods are used?

[Dunamisdeos]

Just [This One].

Will update today

[Dunamisdeos]

Murtaugh? What? It's 6AM, what are... Oh, it's our turn for oversser again.

Ok this is fine. Let's just wake up, unpause and...

Spoiler: Oh what a beautiful morning (click to show/hide)

It's about 40 geonosians, and a bunch of war reeks and massifs.

Spoiler: Cmon' Wags. Let's get started. (click to show/hide)

Time to build some kind of ridiculous murder machine, then. Must be Primeday.

After realizing that we apparently have quite a few legendary fusion-cutterers who are also expert dodgers, and that Geonosians (which chrome really wants to auto-correct to "Georgians") are approximately the same size as a jawa but lacking any of their inborn ability to murder the piss out of things with a welding tool, I just parked our military in the trade room to pick off invaders as they sauntered by.

[Enemy post]

But we've already got a ridiculous murder machine all set up and ready to go up north.

[Dunamisdeos]

But we've already got a ridiculous murder machine all set up and ready to go up north.

WE NEED MORE, SIR.

Ok so, they sent a couple of war reeks ahead, and those were promptly chopped to pieces.

I looked away for a minute, and then came back to find that one of the war reeks has inexplicably caught fire right in the middle of the geonosian war host.

Right around half of the geonosians, though very few of the war animals, appear to have perished.

Spoiler: No joke other than reality. (click to show/hide)

[Enemy post]

That's bizarre. I have no idea how that could have happened, unless there's another creature there that could start it. Are there any Mandalorians on the map right now? And only one reek exploded, but not all of them?

[Dunamisdeos]

Ah, it looks like a wild flamethrower droid moseyed on by and decided to join the fun, thereby toasting half an invasion.

I'm going to build a statue to him and put him near the entrance to terrify future invaders.

I'll tell you hwat though, the incident did stop the geonosians from camping at the edge of the map, and they are now heading for the ridiculous deathtrap. I have my priorities straight, and decided to make some crude geonisian graphics. They came out like weird little ET's with wings.



Update:
This just keeps getting better. After a womp rat tore a geonisian to pieces, this guy shows up.

Spoiler: He's adorable (click to show/hide)

According to the wiki, they are also known as Kallidahin, and this is the race responsible for this much-beloved prequel line.

"Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her."
―A Kallidahin-owned GH-7 medical droid

The jawa militia sallied forth to assist him in his quest for justice and geonisian blood. Sadly, he perished in the fighting, and we lost one adequate cutter. The rest of us spanked the remaining geonosian army properly, killing them to the man (bug?). Even Rainbowdash took out a couple of Reeks.

Not so sadly, we now have a steel, silver-colored lightsaber to go around. It shall be awarded to the jawa that accrued the most geonosian kills. Wags received notable injuries, but nothing permanently debilitating or mortal. She is tied for the most, and also is named. Wags' lightsaber training begins now.

We conscripted a beast hunter with previous cutter skill to replenish our military numbers.

It looks like the last thing to happen today was some beasts (and a forgotten beast) snuck in through the caverns to cause some violent ruckus. It was dealt with by the J-team of super-cutter jawa badasses. Tosid, the slayer of the beast, named his cutter as a result.

Spoiler: It means "Esteemedvaults" (click to show/hide)

[Dunamisdeos]

More updates tomorrow, have errands to run on break today ;-;

[Dunamisdeos]

Ok Murtaugh, so what we are going to do is build a giant blender.

*Murtaugh beeping frantically*

Spoiler: Ok fine, after we deal with more of this, then we build the blender (click to show/hide)

They must have heard me signing the "just send the Super Violence Welder Squad and forget about it" orders, because they immediately left. Must have been on their way to somewhere else.

Ok let's see, the blender should be dedicated to another mechanical engine of death.... we'll incorporate the statue of the unnamed flamethrower droid into it.

Spoiler: Ah, the statue is ready. (click to show/hide)

It only took a month and a half to haul up from the depths whence it was forged.

*Murtaugh beeping insistently*

What? A request for justice? What am I, the sheriff of... oh, right.

Spoiler: Time to serve up some cold, frothy law (click to show/hide)

That perpetually-freaked out droid apparently broke something. I figure the worst that can happen is he gets beaten to death and stops wigging out constantly in the cancellation spam. That is also the best thing that can happen.

After eight months of hard labor, the GIANT BLENDERNATOR is nearly complete. Part grand entryway to the settlement, part puree-generating glory.

Spoiler: If it bleeds, we can blend it. (click to show/hide)

The activation lever for the bridge above is underground west of the main chamber, and clearly labeled. The traps are serrated blades, one per tile. In theory they will drop far enough to be stunned for about a second, which is enough time to get blent.

The more fantastical murder devices we have, the better. That's my philosophy, even in DF.

I don't know what to do with the rest of my turn, but Wags is getting really good with that lightsaber really fast.
It's good to know that the militia can learn so fast, becuase:

Spoiler: New friends have arrived. (click to show/hide)

This time they are actually friends. I have ordered every single item of value in the fort brought up in order to try and nab some lightsabers, hopefully.

UPDATE: I am pleased to report that every trade good in our fort was worth enough lightsabers to outfit everyone but Tosid, the one with the named fusion cutter. He follows the old ways.

Some wookiees arrived immediately afterwards to trade. They will be sadly disappointed, since we have literally nothing to give them.

MORE UPDATE:
Actually, some Wookiees, some mandalorians, and the jawa caravan all just showed up. There are four trade caravans in our trade depot. Additionally, I've scrounged up some more stone goods to trade. The jawas brought EIGHT RANCORS and I will have breeding pairs of rancors even if I have to trade an artifact. We were able to secure a single breeding pair of Rancors.

At any rate Wags took six months to become a master swordsjawa. Quite the progidy. Also, here's where our breeding pair of rancors are bring kept. There must be a rancor pit eventually.

Finally, we traded for some bars of gold/platinum/sterling silver. Turned those into crafts for later trading. Final thing: the vong returned, but also immediately left. The siege tag remains. Are we in bug trouble? DF-Hack is activatable since i have the newb pack, is there a fix we can try if necessary?

[Enemy post]

I'm not sure why they keep leaving. Maybe this is related?

[Dunamisdeos]

Seems similar. Anyway time is still advancing, I guess it's fine? About to end my turn.

BAM. Turn's done. The military is spread from competent to adept, with Wags already at legendary, somehow. There's a trapdoor near the magma forges that is in no way related to the sudden ceasing of cancellation spam from certain droids.

What else.... there's an extra food basement, rancor pasture, did that... I guess that's it. I really wanted to try the blender, I'm sad that the stormtroopers left.

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13462

I forgot to turn off the jawa/geonosian graphics. Do with them what you will. If you want em off, just delete [graphics_jawa_dun] from the save raws.

[Enemy post]

Thanks for playing, Dunamisdeos.

[Dunamisdeos]

Down for more after it goes round again. Great fun.