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Tomasque

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You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:02:18 am »

>You are technicallyAdventurer. You are in the desert.
>You see some Weird Guys building a Pyramid.
>You are mildly disturbed by this.



    What will you do?

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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2018, 04:03:18 pm »

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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2018, 03:30:06 am »

Investigate the pyramid!
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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2018, 12:22:20 pm »

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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2018, 04:52:53 pm »

Throw sand in the guys' eyes!
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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2018, 04:56:51 pm »

Ensure that your cookie supplies are above 40%.
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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2018, 12:53:43 am »

Investigate the pyramid!
yes!
this


 You sneak over to the Pyramid. Hey, what's this? That's not stone!

Throw sand in the guys' eyes!


 Determined to stop this evil, you fling a handful of sand into one of the Weird Guy's eyes, and they let go of the top of the Pyramid! It collapses, blocking the rest of your barrage. The other two stand motionless, shocked by your sudden entrance.

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 Yeah, you're sure it's... Oh no! Only 25 percent?! How did you let it get this low?1??1!!1 Well, at least you still have two of your Magic Pencils, and - of course - your trusty Ocular Lens Cleaning Cloth (for when things get truly dire).
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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2018, 02:41:58 am »

Go up to the people and confront them, threaten them with the magic pencils if you have to.
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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2018, 03:03:20 am »

Do the Windy Thing
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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2018, 03:29:50 am »

Loot the remains of the pyramid
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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2018, 10:22:29 am »

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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2018, 07:08:17 pm »

FUCKING SHOOT THOSE ALIEN FIENDS, AND THEN ACCUSE THE PYRAMID OF BEING A MUTANT.
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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer [ISG]
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2018, 07:50:48 pm »

Use one of your magic pencils to take an extra turn!
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