Red Girl stares at her left hanging hand and puts it down looking at disappointedly. ”Alright then, hope you enjoy being that then, spending sleepless nights in Hell forever with a blue ribbon for being the worst. I guess it’s a goal, good as any.” She then notices the mass of demons congregating in opposition to face them, ”What the fuck is their problem? We’ve got a delivery for you lot! Just let us do your job and you guy can go back to doing Hell stuff.” If this wonderful dissuasion doesn’t work, she rolls down the window of Hell on Wheels, she pushes the side mirror of the vehicle to prevent it from reflecting anything. She opens up a small satchel hanging by her side and pulls out a Molotov cocktail and a black lighter. A click and a flame comes to life from the mouth of the lighter. She sets fire to the incendiary and then pulls her upper torso out the car, steadying herself by gripping the top of the window and the roof. She tosses it landing directly into the group of the infernal minions excluding the airborne magpie is otherwise occupied. The demons would normally be able to shrug such a merger attack, except they can’t. The fire burns and sears their flesh even worse then normal flame would to a man, the divine is at work. The agonizing holy Molotov cocktail was created by Red Girl, the guardian not angel, when she bought a mass of holy infused charms and other oddities from a television evangelist with a serious fetish for weapons. It appears greasing up the priest was a wise choice, perhaps she should “tithe” more often.
"
You misunderstand how important that blue ribbon is to me! There are seven billion humans alive on a single Earth. If I become the very worst, that makes me the worst out of over seven billion, and not a lot of people can say they're the very worst of seven billion! It's a quality goal, I know."
The squadron of demons points out that doing things such as preventing attempts to escort some guy to the ninth circle of Hell and sweeping up player trash, enslaved to the whims of some chainmail sender, is what they call Hell stuff. You shake your head, before throwing a Holy Molotov Cocktail at the hellions! Intrigued by this attack, the hellions begin to become more animate. The YT Scion holds his index and middle finger to his head, before commanding Cerberus to leap into the holy Molotov Cocktail. The dog obliges, taking
50 damage. The other demons take 5 damage.
I believe that your monthly tithe is a very important part of life, something that should be prioritised over things such as your job, your taxes, your children and actually living.
Trickle takes a huge and long dump.
kk
Use the weaponry of the Hell on Wheels to clear the way!
You prepare an explosive shell, ready to be used next turn!
RAM SWORD INTO DEMONSCHANGE OF PLANS! Contemplate whether or not holy horse of +2 leaping,(among other such attributes) could leap the river before turning it into holy pegasus of +2 leaping (among other such attributes) and flying over the river
You fly over the river.
"Don't you understand, child of
man? To cross the river Acheron is to forfeit your soul to those like me. To cross the river Acheron without paying your dues? A horrible offense!"
RAM SWORD INTO DEMONS
Have him hop on the front of the Hell on Wheels and help him, while blasting and clearing the way.
Unfortunately, Scourge changed his action.
**Shoot the demons. A lot**
8 damage to the three demons!
"Well, at least he's not communist, otherwise I would have a problem with such classless society bullcrap." Sir Elventide mused as he looked at the Reaper. "However, he's getting kind of annoying so it's time for him to die."
Ordering the Metallic Men to attack the Reaper, Sir Elventide will fire upon him with a regular tank shell.
The Metallic Men will do as you say. You take an explosive shell, and decide to fire it at Capitalist Charon! Charon stands there, and lets it hit him. The reaper's blink is tattered, the first of a quintet of golden necklaces with a dollar sign snapping, before falling into the river Acheron. If you were willing to dive in there, you might be able to loot that without adverse effects. Charon gives you a soft smile. What a sweet little boy, funding the eternal war engine.
I hear that you shouldn't insult communists around Gwolfski, given that he's part of the USSR.
Try and get a bigger gun and use that to shoot the reaper.
You get a bigger gun, and fire at the reaper! 30 damage!
Well, at least I'll get faster updates this way. Sophia thinks, then expires.
Die and go to Hell, where this game is set!
You die and go to Hell. You suspect that you will inevitably be hunted down and stalked by scimitar wielding demons.
"My inner magpie!" Grab the reaper's bling and joint lock->break his lower left leg with it. Push it off and hijack it's boat in pursuit of my inner self.
You grab the reaper's bling.
"Indignation! Heresy! Blasphemy!"
As you touch it, a swarm of golden stamps fly around you, before branding your bones. You find yourself burdened and unabled to move.
"ENOUGH OF YOUR INCESSANT BULLSHIT, REAPER. TIME FOR DEATH TO DIE! USHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Activate Erase Time, Stand Rush the Reaper and exit Erased Time.
Capitalist Charon seems stumped by your tricks for a few seconds, before being thrashed! 40 damage.
Accidentally mine a bit too much adamantium and fall down on top of the Reaper. Along with the large boulder of Adamantine i was attempting to dig out.
You fall on top of Capitalist Charon, dealing 10 damage. The boulder falls on top of Capitalist Charon, causing it to take another 35 damage. You then realise that this means that it falls on top of you, and then your bones go scrunch. We all know that having a healthy bone structure is important to functioning. This might cause problems later on for both you and Charon. But, hey.
Capitalist Charon is currently pinned down by an adamantine boulder.
Capitalist Charon -- II. [Epiphany.]Hell on Wheels fires at the Hell Squad, its explosive ammo dealing 30 damage to all of them! The Metallic Men rush Capitalist Charon, dealing 30 damage! The Hell Slime wibbles and wobbles. Cerberus finds itself mesmerised by the wibbling, and the wobbling, and the wibbling, and the wobbling. It finds itself dazed, before falling into Acheron. 10 damage.
Scourge realises that he could probably create a clear path for his teammates, allowing them to escape Charon. Will he? Won't he? I can't brainwash players
(while their character hasn't fallen to the endless horde of abominations), that's unethical and against my standards as a Gruesome Murderer.
Cerberus, who barely hangs onto life, remembers that its purpose in hell-life is to Kill the Godmodder! It rushes the Godmodder, dealing 25 damage to his Qliphoth Armour! The Mind Flayer flays TrickleJest's mind. Akin to Capitalist Charon, it carves a mark onto it. The YT Scion converts 5 Metallic Men into ad revenue.
Capitalist Charon, pinned down and unable to attack, decides to take other measures to prevent the Godmodder from reaching his location. It snaps its fingers and Secheral's inner magpie returns, reduced to bones and dust as a more accurate representation of Secheral's true self. The lemures scream in agony. The Godmodder sneaks into the line of lemures, and decides to scream in agony to copy them. The Godmodder has an epiphany -- he can act.
He throws Cerberus into Acheron. It drowns. He then sneaks over to Capitalist Charon, dealing 20 damage! He licks his lips. Revenge is and remains sweet.
The Godmodder has an epiphany -- he's only about as effective as a standard escort mission character.
Pro-Godmodders[PG] Maximum Spin.
Blood_Librarian: 25/25 HP. Psionic.
Tyrant Leviathan: Haste.
Dustan Hache: Cat. on the Godmodder's head.
roseheart: Cat. is the Godmodder's beard.
Secheral: Revenant.
Greatness942, Gwolfski: nineteen eleven, colt fourty-five, holding back the vampires, keeping him alive
MoonyTheHuman: 24/25 HP.
[PG] Sophia: 25/25 HP. Being stabbed by a dozen scimitars.
[PG] TrickleJest.
[PG] Maximum Spin: 20/25 HP.
Aliemma: 25/25 HP.
[PG] Hell on Wheels: 275/275 HP. 7 Splash Ammo.
Metallic Men: 5/5 HP. 15.
[PG] Hell Slime: 10/10 HP.
scourge728: On the other side of the river.
Denizens of HellMind Flayer: 62/200 HP.
YT Scion: 62/200 HP.
Innards Magpie: 250/250 HP. Secheral's True Self.
Lemures:
DEAD. x∞.
Capitalist Charon: 205/400 HP. Pinned down by an adamantine boulder.
Phase 1.The GodmodderThe Godmodder: 10/10 HP. Qliphoth Armour: 75/100 HP. Caduceus. Pseudo-accelerated.
Days Left: 26
[05/02/18].
Distance to the Ninth Circle: 8.5%.
The Void? [-%]Egan_BW: 25/25 HP. Dark Wood Grain Ring.
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