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EDIT: Wait actually I guess this will do.

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The Agent (6) was so stealthy that he somehow found himself dressed as one of the armed terrorists, pretending his bicycle was an assault rifle. No one noticed.

Agent Hache took aim at the terrorists holding weapons, which was basically all of them. (1) The bullet bounced off the head of one of them, cracking the helmet.

Oh no...

Under the helmet was a face the four knew. It was Dmitri Dmitrinovich, renowned mercenary. Raised by sea-lions, the man ate his aquatic family and swum his way onto civilization. Or so that was the story. He is well known for his superhuman durability. And that was before he got dermal armour from mad scientists. You have ran into him several of times in your operations. None of them were simple, and none of them involved him dying (hence why he is standing here now and scowling).

Agent Almon ducked and weaved through the bullets, trying to get closer. It turns out that (3) trying to both dodge bullets and get closer to them are contradictory actions. Trying to call upon the eagles for help while doing so only served to confuse him and his animal friends further.

A random old man bursts into the scene with a motorcycle, yelling something about whips.

[Dustan Hache]

he might be superhuman in durability, but his henchmen are likely normal. Fire on them instead!

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Npc action : assume control of Dmitry Dmitrinovich
LAUGH AS CARTOON VILLAIN, as I fire two bursts in Dustan from my trusty ak, then crouch behind cover

[randomgenericusername]

Use high lying and disguise skills to trick the terrorists. "Shoot" them with the bicycle and make them think they are dead.

[Secheral]

Imitate the death throes of Dmitri's aquatic family in an attempt to rile him up.

[FallacyofUrist]

Challenge Dmitry to a game of Len!

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Dustan tries to instead direct his ire (and bullets) towards less hardy foes. (3) He tags a few, but a) they're armored, so it just gave them nasty bruises b) there's more of them.

He was forced to duck (5) behind cover from the bursts from his nemesis, giving him some respite to think up a plan (+1 Energy)

Agent (6) somehow manage to trick the terrorists into thinking his bike is a gun. However he starts getting shot at by his teammates who, in their perspective, are seeing a terrorist with a weirdly-shaped bazooka.

Almon used his animal sounds imitation skills (3) to imitate the death throes of Dmitri's family. This just made him hungry for sea-lion steaks.

Len challenges Dmitri to a game of Len (6), the man accepts his challenge while also still shooting at the rest of the agents, and boasted that he had trained under Len's evil twin, Evil Len (Len admits that wasn't a very smart move on his parents' part to name him that).

Spoiler: Almon - Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Almon
Description: A sickly-looking man clad in feathers. Their myriad colours sparkle in the sun.
Skills: Taming eagles. Being a distraction. Dodging hits to the face.

Energy: 0

Spoiler: Dustan Hache (click to show/hide)

Name: Dustan Hache
Description: Guy in a set of dark gray tactical gear which he never seems to take off. Even has a baklava and sam-fisher style goggles.
Skills: Marksmanship(medium-long ranged shooting, generally semi auto or burst fire), hacking electronics(phones, computers, stuff like that. No cars though), Improvising medical treatment(because you never know when an electrical arc will cause a burn)

Energy: 1

Spoiler: Len - FallacyOfUrist (click to show/hide)

Name: Len
Description: The creator of the world's most popular card game, the first person to run a hundred miles in a fursuit, the first person to smash 20 watermelons in a minute with a chainsaw... Len is the most interesting man in the world.
Skills: Playing Len(the card game that he invented), Stamina, Death-Defying Courage.

Energy: 1

Spoiler: Agent - randomgenericusername (click to show/hide)

Name: Agent Ethan James Jason Smith Bond Hunt Bourne. (Probably not his real name.) People just call him Agent.
Description: Bald. He is always wearing a black suit and sunglasses, even indoors.
Skills: Lying, Disguises, Stealth.

Energy: 0

[Dustan Hache]

Reload, try to gain distance while moving from cover to cover,  and continue trying to shoot weak points on their armor. Places like joints or the face visor.

[randomgenericusername]

"Shoot" (smash) more terrorists with my "bazooka" (bycicle) until they are defeated.

[Secheral]

Distract  Dmitri with peebles while he's playing Len.

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The two agents lay waste to the terrorist mooks with their guns and fake bazookas (5). There isn't much else to say about this except-

While Almon (6) is trying to distract Dmitri it turns out a bigger distraction has appeared. Namely, the helicopter taking off with the VIP the agents are supposed to be rescuing. Dmitri is somehow also distressed by this.

"WHAT? COMRADE, DO NOT EXTRACT UNTIL I FIGHT THESE AGENTS!" he shouted, but the pilot is apparently ignoring him.

"WE PLAY LEN LATER, I FETCH THE VIP NOW!" he then vaults into the air and grabs hold onto the helicopter.

The old man has somehow acquired a gun and is shooting at you as well, because reasons.

Spoiler: Almon - Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Almon
Description: A sickly-looking man clad in feathers. Their myriad colours sparkle in the sun.
Skills: Taming eagles. Being a distraction. Dodging hits to the face.

Energy: 0

Spoiler: Dustan Hache (click to show/hide)

Name: Dustan Hache
Description: Guy in a set of dark gray tactical gear which he never seems to take off. Even has a baklava and sam-fisher style goggles.
Skills: Marksmanship(medium-long ranged shooting, generally semi auto or burst fire), hacking electronics(phones, computers, stuff like that. No cars though), Improvising medical treatment(because you never know when an electrical arc will cause a burn)

Energy: 1

Spoiler: Len - FallacyOfUrist (click to show/hide)

Name: Len
Description: The creator of the world's most popular card game, the first person to run a hundred miles in a fursuit, the first person to smash 20 watermelons in a minute with a chainsaw... Len is the most interesting man in the world.
Skills: Playing Len(the card game that he invented), Stamina, Death-Defying Courage.

Energy: 1

Spoiler: Agent - randomgenericusername (click to show/hide)

Name: Agent Ethan James Jason Smith Bond Hunt Bourne. (Probably not his real name.) People just call him Agent.
Description: Bald. He is always wearing a black suit and sunglasses, even indoors.
Skills: Lying, Disguises, Stealth.

Energy: 0

[Dustan Hache]

Shoot the tail of the chopper to keep them from taking off! Aircraft are made from lightweight materials like aluminum, so if I hit any of the propellers or otherwise do some heavy damage to their aerodynamic frame, they can't take off and will have to set back down! Also, shooting the pilot would be far more dangerous and might fail due to Dimitri being some sort of superhuman Merc.

[Secheral]

Throw eagles at the helicopter's doors and have them hijack it.

[randomgenericusername]

Fire bazooka at helicopter and destroy it.