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[Blood_Librarian]

STROKE EVIL BEARD PROFUSELY.

PUT ON THE EVIL UNIFORM, WE ARE OBVIOUSLY EVIL GOBERMENT AGENTS.

THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT OUR NEXT GOAL.

Edit:LOOK AROUND FOR A BALLPEEN HAMMER FOR GRUB SMACKING.

[Puppyguard]

Try to smash Q to make him stop beeping profusely.

Search for a fork, they are our greatest weapon.

[MoonyTheHuman]

So you guys want to get killed? That's how you get killed. I have an entire plot RIGHT HERE )':

Also, You're a civilian at the moment.

Don't smash Q unless you like being in government type trouble.

Don't make me remember i can't trust this forum with weapons.

Fun will start in a moment, you guys have a entire city to explore, things to find, people to meet...

[VoidSlayer]

Guys when we brain hook I think we are temp jumping into other people to control them, we should probably use this to learn more, then when we jump into someone near the facility do something to help our meat body.

For now, go about normal day and see what this hell hole dystopian world is about.

[King Zultan]

Go out and look at everything, observe the everything in the surroundings and touch everything!

[MoonyTheHuman]

Go out and look at everything, observe the everything in the surroundings and touch everything!

Guys when we brain hook I think we are temp jumping into other people to control them, we should probably use this to learn more, then when we jump into someone near the facility do something to help our meat body.

For now, go about normal day and see what this hell hole dystopian world is about.

On a note to VoidSlayer, thats about right, but note the original body is gone now. ):
Also you can't control the hook, it's a plot element

The update itself will take me a moment (read: an hour or two) to write, so now is the time to chime in with new actions. (Adding them in won't be too hard)

[Blood_Librarian]

MAKE SURE TO STROKE THAT BEARD.

[MoonyTheHuman]

MAKE SURE TO STROKE THAT BEARD.

No. You don't have a beard. I kindly request you stop trying to derail everything, because no fun is allowed like i said, this is more of a story than a game, but i'm taking user input for partial control over it.

You get up and out of bed, get dressed, and head to your kitchen. Q has already prepared a meal for you; Eggs and Bacon, your favorite. You eat up, and head out the front door into the complex. You climb down the stairs and head to the main road, looking around as you go at the people coming and going. Big, small, tall, and short, people of every size and shape come and go here, in this large pedestrian pathway. Paved with fresh [Untranslatable], the road is smooth, without bumps. Off to the right and left of the road is bike lanes, for those who are privileged and rich enough to own one. You head north (Marked by a large N on the road) towards the markets. Colorful fruits, bottles of milk, and foods of every kind sit in the market's stands, alongside several colorful posters. You decide to check out one of the posters:
This poster depicts The Ape's Climb To Manhood with Eugenics, in color.

Intresting. You decide to buy a bag of Oranges for 100 Qweze and head home.
Q greets you on your way in.
"Hello, Albert. Welcome home."
Then you notice something you've never seen before. A camera. A camera in the corner of your kitchen. It's kinda fuzzy, and you can't see it in your left eye, only your right...

[King Zultan]

Obviously we need to go up to the camera and give it the finger touch it to find out if it's real.

[VoidSlayer]

Observe the camera and see if it follows us as we go around.

Check out if there is anything else we can only see in one eye.

[Blood_Librarian]

Ask our AI a question.

"Whats the stockmarket like today? I plan on turning much of like liquid and solvent assets into hard assets today."

[MoonyTheHuman]

Obviously we need to go up to the camera and give it the finger touch it to find out if it's real.

You touch the camera, it's very real. The lense even moves to get a better view of your finger.

Observe the camera and see if it follows us as we go around.

Check out if there is anything else we can only see in one eye.

The camera certainly does follow you.. It looks like nothing else is here however.

Ask our AI a question.

"Whats the stockmarket like today? I plan on turning much of like liquid and solvent assets into hard assets today."

What's a stockmarket?

[Blood_Librarian]

"AI? Would you ever lie to me?"

[VoidSlayer]

Ask Q what appointments I have for the day and ask what an Ape is, explain I saw a poster with one on it.

Also don't ask an AI if it would lie to you.  If it says yes it is probably lying.

[King Zultan]

We're probably not supposed to see the camera, so pretend we don't see it and put some thing in front of it, like a box or some thing.