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[MoonyTheHuman]

You wake up contained within a straight jacket; The walls around you heavily padded.

In the corner, a security camera with a microphone haphazardly attached is set up several feet above your head.

You remember nothing.

What do you do?

Author's Notes:
You do not have plot armor. You can die. Don't get yourself killed.

[Maximum Spin]

Ponder how they fit this whole padded room into a straitjacket.

[MoonyTheHuman]

You fail to remember them ever doing that.

[Glass]

Calmly disentangle ourselves from the straightjacket.

(Seriously, they're made to be easily escapable so long as you're not struggling and just take the time to do it deliberately.)

[NRDL]

+1 to the above.

[King Zultan]

+1 as well.

[Funk]

Calmly disentangle ourselves from the straightjacket.

(Seriously, they're made to be easily escapable so long as you're not struggling and just take the time to do it deliberately.)

+1

[MoonyTheHuman]

You look at the jacket for a while, unsure about how to continue, then it clicks. Memory gained: How to remove self from a Straightjacket
You calmly remove yourself from the jacket, and stand up.

Spoiler: Memories (click to show/hide)

How to remove self from a Straightjacket

[Blood_Librarian]

ACCUSE THE WALLS OF BEING COMMUNISTS.

[MoonyTheHuman]

ACCUSE THE WALLS OF BEING COMMUNISTS.

I'm sigging that, and nothing you can do will stop me.

[Blood_Librarian]

your wrong, because I just did.

*finger guns*
 

[Maximum Spin]

ACCUSE THE WALLS OF BEING COMMUNISTS.

+1

[MoonyTheHuman]

Fine.

You accuse the wall of being communist; the microphone grows a mouth and begins to sing a song about communism ("Dear communist leader; what is that i see? Oh is that a crate full of democraccyyyyy?? LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH THEM ALL! This must never happen at alllllllll! bzzzt") and the wall begins to make fingerguns at you.

Then you realise none of that ever happened. Good job.

[NRDL]

Say random words to the microphone, say the fricking alphabet if we have to, just get a reaction from whoever's watching.

[Blood_Librarian]

Rip the camera out, yank the wire out all the way to the end, and then strip the copper cabling. Twist said copper into a shiv with our meaty thick hands.