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[Taricus]

Shirtless Kylo is just chilling without so much as an inkling of why.

Hey, he's got to do the laundry sometime.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Isn't he like sweaty too though? Was he just jacking off when the mental link randomly activated?

[EnigmaticHat]

You got to oil youself up man, otherwise all that black leather chafes.

Edit: Also, just to be clear.  A person at a random moment in their lives being shirtless and glistening breaks immersion.  A slugman being specifically attracted to human(esque) females despite having a very non-human bodytype, a criminal overlord wanting to humiliate a minor enemy* more than he wants massive ransom, and yet just giving Luke the normal run of the mill punishment... none of that broke your immersion?

*Remember, Jabba wanted Han as a trophy because Han broke an agreement with him.  Leia and Luke didn't do anything to warrant a special form of hatred.  And as a trophy, you want to tell me the princess of a dead world is worth especially more than (one of) the last jedi?  I feel like both of those would be rare things for the people collection.

[NRDL]

Isn't he like sweaty too though? Was he just jacking off when the mental link randomly activated?

He most likely just stepped out of the shower.

[Loud Whispers]

Edit: Also, just to be clear.  A person at a random moment in their lives being shirtless and glistening breaks immersion.  A slugman being specifically attracted to human(esque) females despite having a very non-human bodytype, a criminal overlord wanting to humiliate a minor enemy* more than he wants massive ransom, and yet just giving Luke the normal run of the mill punishment... none of that broke your immersion?

HUMAN FURRIES. SLUG HUMANIES. MONSTER GIRL WAIFUS. JABBA THE SLUT WANTS MONSTER GIRL WAIFUS.

[Dunamisdeos]

Isn't he like sweaty too though? Was he just jacking off when the mental link randomly activated?

He most likely just stepped out of the shower.

I wear pants in the shower all the time.

[Sensei]

Not gonna lie, that scene really threw me off visually. Like after the shirtless kylo scene, I was looking really closely at everything, trying to tell if the aspect ratio of the projector was correct.

[LoSboccacc]

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It wasn't randomly activated, Snoke made it, likely it controlled it. Maybe even decided to show naked Kylo to make him more human and vulnerable to Rey eyes.

[Putnam]

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It wasn't randomly activated, Snoke made it, likely it controlled it. Maybe even decided to show naked Kylo to make him more human and vulnerable to Rey eyes.

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It was still happening after Snoke's death, so it's not unlikely at all that he was just lying.

[Starver]

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It wasn't randomly activated, Snoke made it, likely it controlled it. Maybe even decided to show naked Kylo to make him more human and vulnerable to Rey eyes.

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It was still happening after Snoke's death, so it's not unlikely at all that he was just lying.

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I currently consider it 50% likely that he lied, 50% likely that he has not died, and 50% likely that it's both.

There'll be complaints from 150% of people already primed to complain, regardless of whether the coin lands on heads, tails or edge.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

@Starver,

It's all just poorly constructed. Pretty much every possible scenario is gonna be an aha! gotcha moment.

[Jopax]

But whatever it does end up being you bet your tusken raider tushie it's gonna subvert the hell out of your expectations!

[EnigmaticHat]

I'm pretty sure it already has and he's dead...

Or at least that's what Rian Johnson was going to do.  I have no idea about JJ Abrams.  I wish we were getting 3 different directors like the original plan.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Gosh, it would be so terribly disconnected.

[Starver]

Star Wars Ep 8 == Highlander 2 ??