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[Dunamisdeos]

Episode 3 always felt like a terrible film polished and performed to perfection to me. IMO every aspect of it is great except the writing, which is apocalyptically bad.

What about the droid attack on the wookies?

You are right. It is a system we cannot afford to lose.

What about SAND?

What ABOUT sand???

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth

WHO'S THAT POKEMON.

[scriver]

Is that a fucking sand castle pokemon

Is this what pokemon has become

[Telgin]

Arguably better than the literal trash bag pokemon.

[Max™]

Spoiler: Normal sized magic garbage bag, I just squish them in there real good! (click to show/hide)

The prequels were way better when I was so baked the kids from Dazed and Confused were like "whoa man, chill, slow down a little" at one point, and yeah, most of that is down to Obi Wan McGregor being awesome, though rebels gets bonus points for finishing the grudge match in a stylish fashion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no4SxdIIDBE

[Sirus]

Is that a fucking sand castle pokemon

Is this what pokemon has become

You're right, let's go back to the days when we had the pokeball pokemon and the upside-down pokeball pokemon. Not to mention the literal piles of sludge. Or the pokemon that evolved into triplets of themselves!

[Dunamisdeos]

Is that a fucking sand castle pokemon

Is this what pokemon has become

You're right, let's go back to the days when we had the pokeball pokemon and the upside-down pokeball pokemon. Not to mention the literal piles of sludge. Or the pokemon that evolved into triplets of themselves!

All of those make more sense than sandcastle pokemon, or garbage bag pokemon, or ice cream cone pokemon. Oh, or comically-racist-caricature pokemon, there's multiple of those.

This pokemon derail is fun.

[Kagus]

Oh, or comically-racist-caricature pokemon, there's multiple of those.

This pokemon derail is fun.

Jynx? Tangela? Mr. Mime?


What bothers me is stuff like the Magikarp/Dragonite vs. Dratini/Dragonair/Gyarados weirdness... And Togepi. Togepi can eat a bag of egg dicks.

Never got into any gens beyond 1st, so it's still just 151 pokes for me. I don't care about your Dead-Child-O-Lantern or however many increasingly edgelord eeveelutions get added.

[Dunamisdeos]

Oh, or comically-racist-caricature pokemon, there's multiple of those.

This pokemon derail is fun.

Jynx? Tangela? Mr. Mime?


What bothers me is stuff like the Magikarp/Dragonite vs. Dratini/Dragonair/Gyarados weirdness... And Togepi. Togepi can eat a bag of egg dicks.

Never got into any gens beyond 1st, so it's still just 151 pokes for me. I don't care about your Dead-Child-O-Lantern or however many increasingly edgelord eeveelutions get added.

Behold the final form of racist pokemon.

[Sirus]

Oh, or comically-racist-caricature pokemon, there's multiple of those.

This pokemon derail is fun.

Jynx? Tangela? Mr. Mime?


What bothers me is stuff like the Magikarp/Dragonite vs. Dratini/Dragonair/Gyarados weirdness... And Togepi. Togepi can eat a bag of egg dicks.

Never got into any gens beyond 1st, so it's still just 151 pokes for me. I don't care about your Dead-Child-O-Lantern or however many increasingly edgelord eeveelutions get added.

Of all the things you just said that makes no sense, this makes the most non-sense. Eeveelutions hit their edgiest with Umbreon (which isn't saying much) and have only gotten less edgy since then. Just look up Sylveon sometime.

[MrRoboto75]

Basically, there was always really dumb looking pokemon.


Charizard isn't dragon tho and that's kinda lame.

[Telgin]

We need three types for pokemon.  I'm sure it would work out just fine.

Anyway, to say something vaguely on topic, I feel like I'm in a minority of people who liked each prequel less than the ones that came before it.  Jar Jar was annoying in Episode I, but I can barely even remember what happened in Episode II and outright dislike Episode III for the pacing and terrible handling of Anakin's switch to Darth Vader.

"We're here to arrest you!"

Palpatine kills all the people.

"Okay, I'll do whatever you say now," spoken out of acceptance, not fear.

[Dunamisdeos]

Ep.2 was probably my least favorite of the prequels. It was just.... syrupy and bad. Not like maple syrup though, more like when you spill a drop of chocolate sauce on the counter and don't notice for a while so it partially hardens and then you brush your hand against it and it's like uggghhhh ewww.

[Max™]

Like, outside of Padme being all spunky and cute and kicking butt, 2 was a complete waste, but somehow Anakin didn't reach peak cringe until part way through 3, which is just painful to realize.

[Teneb]

Like, outside of Padme being all spunky and cute and kicking butt, 2 was a complete waste, but somehow Anakin didn't reach peak cringe until part way through 3, which is just painful to realize.

Seriously? "I hate sand" wasn't the apex of Anaking cringe Anakringe for you?


You saw no edits. Go home and rethink your life.

[Dunamisdeos]

Like, outside of Padme being all spunky and cute and kicking butt, 2 was a complete waste, but somehow Anakin didn't reach peak cringe until part way through 3, which is just painful to realize.

Seriously? "I hate sand" wasn't the apex of Anaking cringe for you?

*Anakringe

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