Break out the Thieves' Tools set and take out the lockpicks. More effort is more worth it. Let's open that door.
[6]
You start to pick the lock, and you do it perfectly. The door opens quickly and quietly, and you stride into the room confidently, before walking into a goblin that smacks you immediately.
-2hp 8hp remaining.
What do you do?
Return to the village and try to paint myself yellow to avoid people identifying me as the talking chest. Eat more unsuspecting villagers to recover my strenght.
[2]
You attempt to paint yourself yellow, but everyone still recognises you, and you're getting hungry.
-1hp
6hp remaining.
GRIND IN THE SEWERS/TAVERN
You unfortunately have not posted a character sheet, so no.
Try to pickpocket him after he gets drunk, pretend to drink from my mug.
[1]
He sees you.
He hits you.
With a sword.
-4hp
6hp remaining.
Break into people's houses and eat all their bread.
[6]
You eat all of the bread in the entire town square.
You break into every house with all the grace of a bread - crazed duck.
You bring every bit of it back to your hidden lair, and gorge yourself in all of the bread you could ever want.
...
You are now fat, and there's an angry mob coming after you.
Mindblast random villager and suck his brain out.
Laugh as cartoon villain.
[1]
You try to find someone, but unfortunately, your red robes make pople nervous of you, and when you rptry to mindblast someone, everyone runs away, and the guards assault you.
-3hp
7 hp remaining.
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Topic: Imic's RPG town RTD: Turn 9 (Read 9282 times)