mindblast guards and eat their brains
[3]
You mindblast several guards, and they are each immediately incapacitated, but more guards and angry villagers keep coming and injuring you, so you are both unable to eat anyone's brains, and there is an angry mob that could almost certainly overpower you very close behind you.
This is a situation with many names, not least of which, "I need to roll a 5"
This is my brand new minimalist rtd
SUE GM FOR FALSE ADVERTISING
USE LEGAL WINNINGZ TO RETIRE TO SUNNY CZECHOSLOVAKIA OR SOME SHIT
[2]
The GM disables health to shut you up, before throwing you out if his house, the Bay12 courtroom, and back into the game with a fierce chastising.
Wield my grace-of-a-bread-crazed-duck as a diplomatic tool and diplomacy them until they make me mayor.
[2]
The people are, for a brief but glorious moment, entranced by your glo-
Wait, why the hall are we listening to a duck apthat ate all of our food and wants to take over the Dukes position?
They grab you, tie you up, and start dragging you towards the town square...
Go back to the door, which should act as a bottleneck, and start sniping down goblins and other nasties with my firearms.
[1]
The momentary spell of fabulosity wears off, and you run back to the door, but once you reach it, you trigger a trap that failed to activate earlier due to you rolling a 6 and unlocking the door successfuly. You are knocked unconscious and dragged off, later awaking deep inside the dungeon.
Across the room are several goblins around a fire, though you can't see what they are doing. On the opposite side of the room is all of your stuff in a a pile. On another side of the wall is a doorway, with ligh coming from it. There are random things on the ground, but you are tied up in such a position that you can't quite make out all of them. The goblins now appear to be drinking beer.
Quickly try to find the fattest villager around. Revealing my true form, run, grab the villager with my arms and consume them as quickly as possible.
[5]
You find the fattest villager un the entire town after some searshing, slowly stalkinghim, occasionally telling other people not to worry, just an ordinary yellow talking chest going for a walk, before he reaches somewhere secluded. You slowly open up, revealing your true form, which rises far above him, and you devour him whole, as he screams for mercy.
All your actions will now be edited to turn marginally more favourable to you!Pull the murderhobo card and try to trick the other villagers into mobbing him.
[5]
You are bleeding in the groun with a mug of beer spilt all over you. After you start yelling various things in various forms, a third mob of townsfolk turn up, and beat him senseless, he is taken by surprise, as a small army pf angry people start charging at him yelling and killing him. There are children throwing things at him. As he slowly gets beaten up, someone drags you into the church, where you get healed by the priest, and sent on your merry way.
[I apolagise that the quality of updates is low, I'm cery tired right now, and I spent all of yesterday driving. If anyone mentions this, they are rolling a 1 next turn.]