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[RoseHeart]

Did we do that?

We thought they were clay pigeons.

[Failbird105]

Wow. You aim is so bad that you were sending jet fighters after what you thought were clay pigeons? I guess the rumors about you are true, putting aside the atrocious implications towards resource management

[Madman198237]

We thought it was the next Elite Fighter Pilot Training Exercise.

It takes some skill to hit a cold, nonmetallic clay pigeon with a heatseeking or radar-guided missile, after all.

[Failbird105]

So you believed that someone outside your organization was training you? Well in that case how about you come out, there's a new exercise for dodging oncoming plasma fire going on.

[RoseHeart]

Sounds like fun.

[Madman198237]

It's not a true training exercise unless it's a surprise from Command, you amateurs.

Your leadership probably ALSO tells you about surprise inspections ahead of time, don't they?

[NUKE9.13]

We do not employ your Earth Surprise Inspections. Everything we do is already perfect. Every individual is a flawless cog in the beautiful machine.

[Madman198237]

We do not employ your Earth Surprise Inspections. Everything we do is already perfect. Every individual is a flawless cog in the beautiful machine.

Including the ones that explode?

[NUKE9.13]

The Great Plan works in mysterious ways. Some people need to explode, in order to reach the perfect future.

[Madman198237]

I see we're fighting Halo's Covenant.

What's next, do you need humanity in order to set off ancient apocalypse machines because you aren't good enough as a [collection of?] species?

[piratejoe]

We aren't the halo's covenant...But please, all we want is some of your genetic material and your undying loyalty, in exchange we will cure all your diseases and make a utopia on your world...After all, you shot first.

[Cnidaros]

I would like to congratulate our enemy's for actually managing to completely destroy one of our UFO's. I didn't know you primitives had it in you.

Didn't we do that to like, the second UFO you guys sent?

[piratejoe]

That one doesn't count, as it was fought on very unfair terms...and I don't think you got anything outside of a few bits of scrap out of it.

[RoseHeart]

That one doesn't count, as it was fought on very unfair terms...and I don't think you got anything outside of a few bits of scrap out of it.

You're right, send us a proper Xmas dinner next time.

[sprinkled chariot]

That one doesn't count, as it was fought on very unfair terms...and I don't think you got anything outside of a few bits of scrap out of it.

You're right, send us a proper Xmas dinner next time.

gift shall come, if you can handle it