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Author Topic: Add Your Passage to the Story  (Read 4421 times)

KittyTac

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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2017, 01:02:03 am »
...gifted him a kitten...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2017, 01:07:39 am »
...which was actually a bomb! It promptly exploded into knockout gas, sending Jeremy into a coma and coating him in blood...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2017, 01:09:25 am »
...Jeremy's subconscious thought to itself as he was in a coma, "Why did I take a kitten from a scary man?"...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #48 on: December 16, 2017, 06:28:59 am »
..."Oh yeah, I'm not very bright." He then began to look around and saw it was such a strange environment...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #49 on: December 16, 2017, 07:37:57 am »
FILLED WITH XENOS, MUTANTS AND HERETICS...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2017, 07:44:05 am »
...And kittens! Cute, cuddly kittens!...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2017, 12:29:29 pm »
Looking up, he saw a sign that read "Welcome, prisoners of the 40,000th Bureau!"
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2017, 09:42:42 pm »
...as kittens sat everywhere...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #53 on: December 16, 2017, 11:52:22 pm »
... all of which suddenly caught on fire! All at once!
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2017, 11:58:15 pm »
...But the fire didn't hurt the kittens...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2017, 12:10:04 am »
... because, instead, it mutated them into TERRIFYING FLAMING ASSAULT FURBIES! They immediately began heating up their quantum machine guns...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2017, 01:56:48 am »
((What the fuck has this turned into?))
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #57 on: December 17, 2017, 02:46:46 am »
Questions a disembodied voice but all such questions are meaningless against TERRIFYING FLAMING ASSAULT FURBIES with quantom machine guns. Jeremy shows no hesitation and grabs a faltering kitten in the midst of mutation. Is it a cat, is it a furby? No one knows and even the kitten/furby questions it's existence. He attempts to deflect the quantom bullets with his amateur schrodinger's cat skill...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #58 on: December 17, 2017, 02:54:24 am »
...He succeeds. And as the TERRIFYING FLAMING MUTANT ASSAULT FURBIES are about to fire another volley, a bunch of non-mutated kittens shows up. "We're The Resistance...
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Re: Add Your Passage to the Story
« Reply #59 on: December 17, 2017, 10:39:38 am »
... Jeremy wakes up. His cell is cold. Since his capture the nightmares haven't stopped. Jeremy sobs, munching in the green nutritional paste. He considers ending his life on a daily basis but something is holding him off. Something of a glass tower and three headed bears.

What was that? In the corner of his eye, there is movement.
A cough.
"You are caught. Don't worry though, you are closer to exit now then before."
"What?" Jeremy says to the disembodied voice.
"Do you accept this reality for yourself, dreamer of a thousand journeys?"

Does he accept this reality?

...

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NOOO!!!

He starts training. Pushups sit ups, flexibility training, punching. The next years become a traing montage.

Then one day he finds himself to be ready.
Deep breathing but besides that there is silence.
He pulls his arm back, his feet facing the wall, his legs in a solid posture. He punches the wall. BAM.

The rubble clears and jeremy is relieved to see...
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