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[FallacyofUrist]

Turn 5: Stabbing Yourself In The Foot

INIT:
notquitethere(98)
Silthuri(72)
The Moonlit Shadow(84)
Tiruin(70)

notquitethere noted that his agents were having climbing issues...

Aid!(4)

notquitethere reached down, but in the end, could only help one of the three agents.

Climb!(7(7+1 for one))

In the end, though, it wasn't really necessary. The agents finally managed to scale the arena wall.

Loot!(9)

notquitethere noticed a gleaming blue sword on the ground next to a fallen dwarf. Could it be... an adamantine short sword? Notquitethere claimed the brilliant blue weapon and rushed Silthuri!

Slash!(7) vs. Dodge!(9-1(distraction)=8)

Silthuri figured that she was being mislead, and promptly stepped out of the way of notquitethere's attack.

The Moonlit Shadow moved to take a position next to notquitethere, aiming to help her ally.

Meatshield!(9)

Moonlit picked up a lightweight dwarf, a dead one, while she was at it, and used it as a human(dwarven?) shield.

Silthuri returned notquitethere's attack.

Bludgeon!(2) vs. Evade!(3)

Notquitethere didn't really notice Silthuri's attack, but it wasn't like she landed the hit.

Tiruin was frustrated with how long the fight was taking, and brandished her axe!

Axe!(1) vs. Evade!(1)

Tiebreak!(TMS)

Tiruin swung her axe through the air and brought it down on her own foot.

Damage!(10+2=12)

There wasn't much of a foot anymore for Tiruin. Then the pain hit and Tiruin fell prone.

[FallacyofUrist]

Hmm, I feel like I should've gotten some sort of meatshield bonus

For carrying a dwarf? Sure, a bonus to damage resistance... but dodging? While carrying a heavy dwarf? Hmmm...

Tell you what, if you like I can give you a minus 2 penalty to dodge.

[notquitethere]

Now we're cooking.

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Murderise Silthuri with the looted blade. Hopefully with the agents assisting.

[Tiruin]

Axe!(1) vs. Evade!(1)

Tiebreak!(TMS)

Tiruin swung her axe through the air and brought it down on her own foot.

:V
I DON'T EVEN THIS MINIGAME

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

THROW THAT AXE AT EITHER TMS OR NQT. JUST DO SOMETHING THAT WILL END THIS FIGHT BETTERER.

[Silthuri]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Repeatedly smack NQT on the noggin with my mace

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn 6: Incompetent Bodyguarding, Axe Toss Isn't a Minigame

INIT:
notquitethere(75)
Silthuri(95)
The Moonlit Shadow(43)
Tiruin(92)

Silthuri thought notquitethere needed some noggin-bashing.

Noggin-bashing!(6) vs. Bodyguarding!(6) and Evade!(5)

Silthuri swung her steel mace at notquitethere, who couldn't quite get out of the way fast enough... but then one of his agents got in the way! Or at least his head did. Long story short, notquitethere had one less agent but wasn't harmed himself.

Tiruin was growing frustrated with notquitethere's continued survival!

Hurl!(6) vs. Bodyguarding!(2) and Evade!(

Tiruin stumbled to her foot, raised her massive possibly magical axe above her head and chucked it at notquitethere. His bodyguards didn't notice, but he did, and sidestepped the attack.

notquitethere didn't like that Silthuri attacked him.

Sword!( vs. Block!(

Notquitethere whirled his sword round and clanged it against Silthuri's shield...

Gunshots!(5) vs. Block!(6)

Which distracted Silthuri from notquitethere's handgun-using agents not long enough for her to deflect the shots with her shield.

The Moonlit Shadow opted to take a more defensive role/roll, covering for notquitethere(whatever that meant).

[Tiruin]

I'm betting those agents are a shark power :V

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

FLING myself at NQT or TMS, whomever is closer, then...continuous combat please!

[notquitethere]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 redouble my attack, embodying the ferocity of the shark over which we have jumped.

[kingawsume]

The length of this "minigame" is unexpected. What am I doing in the meantime? Sitting in limbo? Having a beer?

[FallacyofUrist]

Trying to avoid getting eaten by the Spawn. Let's say it's going well for the moment.

[Silthuri]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bash NQT on him noggin

[notquitethere]

The length of this "minigame" is unexpected. What am I doing in the meantime? Sitting in limbo? Having a beer?

Yeah, man, this game really jumped the shark.

[Tiruin]

The length of this "minigame" is unexpected. What am I doing in the meantime? Sitting in limbo? Having a beer?

Yeah, man, this game really jumped the shark.

Yep x.x Unsure as to how many actions we could do, what we could do, etc. No auto attack, and there was environmental stuff.

And there's even a second round for kingawsume and other folks too maybe. :V

THese tropes, yo.

[FallacyofUrist]

My apologies for not updating earlier, my internet went out on Saturday.

Turn 7: Slow Fighting, Gifts To Speed It Up

INIT:
notquitethere(24)
Silthuri(95)
The Moonlit Shadow(91)
Tiruin(63)

Silthuri continued to attempt to bash NQT on the head.

Bash!(1) vs. Evade!(4) and Bodyguarding!(2)

Silthuri raised her mace over her head... and it slipped through her grasp, rendering the utter failure of NQT's bodyguards to bodyguard unimportant.

The Moonlit Shadow noticed Tiruin was now weaponless. This was a golden opportunity!

Stab!(7) vs. Evade!(4-2(missing a foot)=2)

The knife shot towards Tiruin. Nothing could go wrong! There was no escape for someone missing a foot!

Stab!(1) vs. Withstand!(3)

Moonlit's hand cramped and she dropped the dagger.

Tiruin took the opportunity granted by Moonlit being so close.

Fling!(5) vs. Evade!(4)

Moonlit almost got out of the way. Almost.

Dagger!(4) vs. Withstand!(9)

The dagger came down, only to be caught in Moonlit's hand. Somehow.

notquitethere roared like a shark and swung his blade!

Sword!(4) vs. Evade!(10)

His bloodlust made him careless, however. Silthuri smirked and stuck out her leg...

Counterattack!(7) vs. Evade!(

NQT narrowly evaded the leg that would have sent him flying off the audience section.

Gunshots!(4) vs. Block!(4) (Tiebreak: Agents)

Several gunshots rang out from NQT's remaining agents. Silthuri blocked most of them with her shield, but one made it through...

Bullet!(4) vs. Resist!(4)

And barely grazed Silthuri.

Dwarves(4) vs. Spawn!(

Suffice it to say that most of the dwarves were rather dead. A few remaining legends stood tall, but would not hold out forever.

"Y'know, this is taking a while, isn't it... I know exactly what to do!"

Each of the players felt something in their pockets. A phial. Notquitethere found a green phial in his pocket, Silthuri found a silver phial in her pocket, Moonlit found a green phial in her pocket, and Tiruin found a red phial in her pocket. Kingawsume found a black phial in his pocket, though he didn't really need it. Maybe someone else could use it...

"These weapon oils will seriously increase the lethality of your weapons, in addition to removing rust and bloodstains. Have fun!"

[Tiruin]

You could kinda roll twice for combat actions
Y'know, so people may not fall into the loop of wondering if to defend or not--so both defend and attack actions have a purpose.

So we can get this trope over with and lynch someone tomorrow D:<

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

USE DAT PHIAL ON MY NATURAL WEAPONS. FISTS AND FEET (I still have my foot. It is not cleaved asunder).
BECAUSE I WANT TO PUNCH TMS (nicely) BUT END THIS TROPE.
OR ATTACK ANYONE ELSE NEARBY THAT GO BY "NQT" OR "TMS".

AND THEN HUG SILTHURI IF WE WIN.