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[spazyak]

Continue to kill any of the gnome buggers messing with the cart before trying to get on and activate its flight mode and lifting up

[Xantalos]

Clear the space around me so the buggers don't swarm me and swap knife 1 for knife 5. Engage super flashlight mode and enjoy disorienting the bastards before I slice them up.

Spoiler: Knife Belt (click to show/hide)

1 & 7) Twin Knives. supernaturally sharp. Not like "slice an atom" sharp. More like "highly effective dagger" sharp. don't try prying doors open with tehm, but they'll cut pretty good. 1 is better at stabbing/piercing and 7 is better at slicing/slashing.
2) Blade of Bright Judgment: very sharp and carries a lightning charm. Can discharge elecricity into a target 3-5 times before needing recharged. Will recharge one charge every two rest hours, or a full charge if attached to a power source.
3) Knife of Spider Summon. A fragile knife. best you don't actually swing it at someone, lest it shatter. But held in both hands, you can summon a variety of spiders to your location.
4) Heat Knife. again, not an effective combat weapon, but useful for such things as combatting frostbite, making s'mores, getting that cup of coffee juuuuuust right.
5) Dagger of Illuminating Murder. While wielded, you can see in total darkness, and can shroud yourself in unnatural darkness.alternatively, the dagger can emit a blinding light, aimed in the direction of your choosing. this dagger definitely likes to stab things.
6) Stiletto of Noisy Ancestors. this thing starts mumbling when drawn. The sound rises over time, up to the sound of dozens of irritable geriatrics in heated argument.
Juggler's Trick Knife. A knife with a variety of prestidigital effects. Nothing directly harmful. Fun at parties.

[Ozarck]

Edit: I am sick with a cold, so I may be slow in updating for the next week or two.

see the bottom of the post for a synopsis

(1, but these gnomes should have some tools on them that will help with the fixing.)

Recoil momentarily at the sight of gnomes.  Then fire some napalm at the ones with the guns shooting at us, arcing it over the distance.  Then jump into the fray, eating the first gnome I see, and then grabbing another one with my mouth to use as a club against the others.

(5) You spew napalm into the distance and are rewarded with some rather horrific screams of fear and pain. (1) and then promptly vomit and fall over in a wave of dizziness.

(Who cares about the carts? Rex is burning alive, Vladen is berserk and the creatures are shooting at us.)
Keep using the 3 rings and flailing my tentacles around to hit as many of the monsters as possible. Spread the fire.

just gonna try to tank the fire, eh? Constitution: 2. (5) okay, so the burning remains a mild inconvenience for you this round.
rings: (6)(3)(5) RNG really likes the rings of fire and fairy dance. -sigh- well done. you've set your wheel-less cart on fire. On the other hand, you now have an army of bruning minions at your disposal. too bad the ring doesn't actually grant control over the dancing.

if there are any creatures not swarming Rex, keep them away from the carts. Otherwise, attempt to free Rex from the mass and then attempt to start a chain reaction by smacking a few of the creatures with one of the gauntlets

You'd do better to try to keep your teammate away from the carts. (3) you clamber up on your fully functional cart and begin unceremoniously chucking gnomebeasts into the air. They keep coming, and you keep chucking. You get fairly good distance on them though and at least some of the ones you toss don't get up again.

Continue to kill any of the gnome buggers messing with the cart before trying to get on and activate its flight mode and lifting up

(1) you get swept away from your cart by the tide of gnomebeasts. You kill a couple more, devouring them as well. Your hunmger counter does drop though, to 40, on account of you being pushed away from the team and the carts.

Clear the space around me so the buggers don't swarm me and swap knife 1 for knife 5. Engage super flashlight mode and enjoy disorienting the bastards before I slice them up.

Spoiler: Knife Belt (click to show/hide)

1 & 7) Twin Knives. supernaturally sharp. Not like "slice an atom" sharp. More like "highly effective dagger" sharp. don't try prying doors open with tehm, but they'll cut pretty good. 1 is better at stabbing/piercing and 7 is better at slicing/slashing.
2) Blade of Bright Judgment: very sharp and carries a lightning charm. Can discharge elecricity into a target 3-5 times before needing recharged. Will recharge one charge every two rest hours, or a full charge if attached to a power source.
3) Knife of Spider Summon. A fragile knife. best you don't actually swing it at someone, lest it shatter. But held in both hands, you can summon a variety of spiders to your location.
4) Heat Knife. again, not an effective combat weapon, but useful for such things as combatting frostbite, making s'mores, getting that cup of coffee juuuuuust right.
5) Dagger of Illuminating Murder. While wielded, you can see in total darkness, and can shroud yourself in unnatural darkness.alternatively, the dagger can emit a blinding light, aimed in the direction of your choosing. this dagger definitely likes to stab things.
6) Stiletto of Noisy Ancestors. this thing starts mumbling when drawn. The sound rises over time, up to the sound of dozens of irritable geriatrics in heated argument.
Juggler's Trick Knife. A knife with a variety of prestidigital effects. Nothing directly harmful. Fun at parties.

(1) you manage to get swarmed nonetheless. You drop both your sharp knives. (1) ... and then promptly fumble the single best knife you have.

Team status:

Vladen and Gak are being pushed away from the carts, Freddie has effectively silenced (at least for now) the unknown group in the distance, Rex is on fire, and setting everything around him on fire indiscriminately, and Kongor is on his cart chucking goblins into the air, with a manic glee.

[randomgenericusername]

(Does anyone has anything to put out the fires?)

[Devastator]

(Lots of stuff you can improvise to do that with, but nothing specifically.  Fred's immune, so he doesn't need it much.  Maybe the smart ring has a good idea, if you can't think of anything.)

Follow my body's instincts as to if I should eat something or not.  Fight, but don't breath any more napalm until I'm feeling better.

[Xantalos]

”OI FUCK OFF THOSE ARE MINE YOU HEAR”

Draw Knife 2, clear space with whatever means I can manage, including judicious zapping of gnomes, get my goddamn knives back.

Spoiler: Stabby Stab (click to show/hide)

1 & 7) Twin Knives. supernaturally sharp. Not like "slice an atom" sharp. More like "highly effective dagger" sharp. don't try prying doors open with tehm, but they'll cut pretty good. 1 is better at stabbing/piercing and 7 is better at slicing/slashing.
2) Blade of Bright Judgment: very sharp and carries a lightning charm. Can discharge elecricity into a target 3-5 times before needing recharged. Will recharge one charge every two rest hours, or a full charge if attached to a power source.
3) Knife of Spider Summon. A fragile knife. best you don't actually swing it at someone, lest it shatter. But held in both hands, you can summon a variety of spiders to your location.
4) Heat Knife. again, not an effective combat weapon, but useful for such things as combatting frostbite, making s'mores, getting that cup of coffee juuuuuust right.
5) Dagger of Illuminating Murder. While wielded, you can see in total darkness, and can shroud yourself in unnatural darkness.alternatively, the dagger can emit a blinding light, aimed in the direction of your choosing. this dagger definitely likes to stab things.
6) Stiletto of Noisy Ancestors. this thing starts mumbling when drawn. The sound rises over time, up to the sound of dozens of irritable geriatrics in heated argument.
Juggler's Trick Knife. A knife with a variety of prestidigital effects. Nothing directly harmful. Fun at parties.

[spazyak]

Dig my heels into the ground and try to work around them at an angle, cut a way through if needed

[randomgenericusername]

Focus as hard as possible and try to stop burning by rolling in the ground?

[SuperDino85]

start attacking the beasts with my two ended morningstart with my gauntlets equipped the whole time

[Ozarck]

(Lots of stuff you can improvise to do that with, but nothing specifically.  Fred's immune, so he doesn't need it much.  Maybe the smart ring has a good idea, if you can't think of anything.)

Follow my body's instincts as to if I should eat something or not.  Fight, but don't breath any more napalm until I'm feeling better.

Frddie's body says "not right now." It's a strange sensation, not being full, but not wanting to eat.
(4) Freddie fights, as per your last action, he grabs one goblingnome in his mouth and swings it round, clobbering other goblingnomes and sending them flying.
Achievement get!: Beat Them With Their Own!

”OI FUCK OFF THOSE ARE MINE YOU HEAR”

Draw Knife 2, clear space with whatever means I can manage, including judicious zapping of gnomes, get my goddamn knives back.

Spoiler: Stabby Stab (click to show/hide)

1 & 7) Twin Knives. supernaturally sharp. Not like "slice an atom" sharp. More like "highly effective dagger" sharp. don't try prying doors open with tehm, but they'll cut pretty good. 1 is better at stabbing/piercing and 7 is better at slicing/slashing.
2) Blade of Bright Judgment: very sharp and carries a lightning charm. Can discharge elecricity into a target 3-5 times before needing recharged. Will recharge one charge every two rest hours, or a full charge if attached to a power source.
3) Knife of Spider Summon. A fragile knife. best you don't actually swing it at someone, lest it shatter. But held in both hands, you can summon a variety of spiders to your location.
4) Heat Knife. again, not an effective combat weapon, but useful for such things as combatting frostbite, making s'mores, getting that cup of coffee juuuuuust right.
5) Dagger of Illuminating Murder. While wielded, you can see in total darkness, and can shroud yourself in unnatural darkness.alternatively, the dagger can emit a blinding light, aimed in the direction of your choosing. this dagger definitely likes to stab things.
6) Stiletto of Noisy Ancestors. this thing starts mumbling when drawn. The sound rises over time, up to the sound of dozens of irritable geriatrics in heated argument.
Juggler's Trick Knife. A knife with a variety of prestidigital effects. Nothing directly harmful. Fun at parties.

(3) you stand your ground, and drop a goblinoid with a swift, electrocuted stab.

Dig my heels into the ground and try to work around them at an angle, cut a way through if needed

(2) you are pushed further away. Your hunger timer drops to 30/100. (3) you cut one's arm off and swallow it whole, restoring your timer to 35/100

Focus as hard as possible and try to stop burning by rolling in the ground?

(6) you fall to the ground, and roll, through the flames and out. After some time, you extinguish yourself and find that you have drawn many of the goblinoids with you. Some are still burning, some have rolled like you have, in a strangely uniform way, and some are simply climing on you and pulling at your tentacles, your rings, and whatever else you have on you.

start attacking the beasts with my two ended morningstart with my gauntlets equipped the whole time

(2) You struggle t ofind your footing on top of the cart and to aim at the goblinoids without smashing the cart as well.

a mediocre round. You haven't really gained much ground, nor lost any, though the goblinoids' ranks are thinning, and a sizeable chunk of them have split off to chase after Rex.

[spazyak]

Give in to the hunger, it is time to feast.

[Devastator]

Eviscerate one of these goblingnomes very messily in an attempt to scare the rest and send entrails flying all over the place.  Maybe that'll make them give up.

[randomgenericusername]

Start crushing the creatures with my tentacles in a dance while using the rings of dance and smoke.

[SuperDino85]

Continue to fight off the beasts as last turn, but also find better footing so I won't trip over myself

[Xantalos]

"Fuck's sake, you little shits, get out of the way!"

I legitimately thought that I'd already posted this for some reason, my bad.

Keep fighting, primarily trying to clear the little fuckers enough that I can grab my good knives.