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[KittyTac]

Bump.

[Sir Elventide]

Having safely distracted Cat long enough to slip away undetected, Daphne have lucidly 'dreamed' seventy fighter jets to harry the psionic feline before flying to a cave in the distance. Unsummoning her fighter jet, Daphne 'hallucinated' an illusion to disguise the cave's mouth as a rock face and lucidly 'dreamed' a handful of floating lanterns. Making sure that the coast was clear, she:

Simply took a break, preferably by playing with lucidly 'dreamed' dolls

[KittyTac]

Cat turns the mountains into volcanic swords and fires them all over the planet. Then she removes a 3km³x3km³x3km³ chunk of rock and forges clockwork soldiers to patrol the planet and kill things.
Oh, and she directs some of the swords towards the jets at 10 km/s.

*thinking* No kill like overkill.

[Tyrant Leviathan]

( Oh that is. I guess Cat is tier 5 to be so effortless with that. Still ouch.)


Nico survives with barrier but gets cuts and now noting all the new stuff. He flexes and symbols appear as he vanished.:


“ Smoning. Two turn wait.


Monster hordes: 30, they have 25 hp, was 50.

Patch works are 60 and 5 hp.

All current players are 30 out of 50 for all shenngians.

[Glass]

*Aaron is back and noticed tier5 battler*
*Lets see how tier5 fares against +4 to everything and -1 to their stuff*

Dust in the air to impair visibility. Spectral Dragon to prevent damage. Flame Dancing to increase damage beyond reasonable locations. Poison the weapons for increased DoT. Fire breath because why not. Damage quantities: enough to kill gods several times over in one hit. Let's do this.

[Sir Elventide]

Delilah: "Miss. Lacy, have you heard the news from Graycastle?"

Miss Lacy: "Why I certainly have, Delilah! Apparently, a little girl your age broke into the castle and murdered the king! She claims that he is a mean old man who threw her dolls into a fire. Thought it was funny too!"

Delilah: "How did she get past the king's guards?"

Miss Lacy: "I've heard that she 'dreamed' a horde of giant spiders into being and slipped pass them while they fought with her creations."

Delilah: "What an impetuous girl! Heavens save us from her! What place is doomed to be visited by her next?"

Miss Lacy: "There's a rumor that she's being called to another world where monsters roam and everything is the playground of a big man craving for excitement in the form of a big fight between people from different worlds! Currently, the little girl is fighting a cat that can manipulate objects with its mind."

Delilah: "Yes, I hope the kitty turns her inside out!"

[A third doll enters]

Delilah and Miss Lacy: "AUGH, IT'S HER! SHE IS HERE!"

Doll!Daphne: "Au contraire, my inferior naysayer! You see, the cat may be strong but it is still a stupid animal. It will die, and die, and die, and die until it decides to go home. Then I will be the one to turn the others inside out, not necessarily in that order."

Delilah: "What is it you want?!"

Doll!Daphne: "What I want is to be the greatest girl in the universe! I don't want to be a princess or a queen any more, I want to be a goddess! Scratch that, I am already a goddess; I just have to prove it!"

Miss Lacy: "You are a bad, bad, little girl! Just you wait until I inform your parents! They'll give you a spanking you won't soon forget!"

Doll!Daphne: "In that case, if you know a bit of necromancy, you're more than welcome to call their souls back into their dusty bones and tell them. Since I 'dreamed' myself into being 13 years old forever about 150 years ago, I'd been my own boss. I answer to no one but myself."

Miss Lacy: "You are an aberration from Hell itself! A freak-"

[Doll!Daphne makes a motion with a hand and Miss Lacy's head pops off her neck. The doll collapses a second later.]

Delilah: "Auugh by the gods, you killed her!"

Doll!Daphne: "No, I'd simply incapacitate her. No need to lose your head over it. [Giggles] Calling me a freak is like calling a newborn baby a mistake. I'd personally preferred the term 'dreamer'. I have many dreams and the ability to make them real. Sure, I'm incapable of remaking whole swaths of reality like a proper goddess could but I intend to get there. It will be a utopia for me.

[Doll!Daphne summons an illusion showing a doll-version of Cat getting roasted on a spit, above a campfire.]

Doll!Daphne: "And a total nightmare for my enemies."

As Daphne continued to play with her dolls, the seventy fighter jets she 'dreamed' into existence continued to dogfight Cat. Though some of them and the other, nontangible fighter jet illusions were taken down by the swords, the rest will continue their tasks until they are banished by Daphne herself or eradicated.

Continue the air battle as usual.

[KittyTac]

Cat sees the dust and forges it into swords, firing them at Aaron. Dust is nullified. She recollects the swords she fired earlier on and starts firing them at Aaron at 20 km/s. Also, she starts flying around at 1 km/s, protecting herself from air resistance using psionic powers. She forges winged clockwork soldiers from another 3kmx3kmx3km chunk of rock to fight Aaron.

*thinking* And we haven't even got to relativistic swords.

To fight Daphne and her jets, she forges ninjas with spring-loaded bazookas and about a trillion swords, firing them all at the jets. Then another trillion, to make a gigantic layered shield around herself.

*thinking* Teaming, eh? I need to step up my game.

[KittyTac]

(Question to Tyrant: Is removing large chunks of rock considered destroying the planet? I mean, there's always a mantle we can fight on if we cool it down.)

[Tyrant Leviathan]

( The planet constantlyvregenerates Final Fantasy style.)

[Tyrant Leviathan]

Symbol of Star appears, element chosen for next summon.:


At the castle.:
Guard: Where is king Nico now?!

Guard 2: He vanished one day, we need him to rule! Why is he neglecting us?’


Guard1: But he did seem bored, despite being a good king.

[KittyTac]

Leaving the Ninjas and swords to fight the jets, Cat tunnels through the planet to the other side, psionically protecting herself from the pressure and turning the excess rock into swords flying out and destroying any enemies. Once on the other side, she sets up a military base with AA Guns, Bazooka Ninjas, Soldiers, Winged Soldiers, and about a quadrillion (1000 trillion) swords. She also holds a mountain in the air because she can. Also, a General's hat for herself because why not. Oh, and she mines some Uranium and creates Clockwork ICBMs in silos. Why not.

*thinking* The best offense is a good defense.

[Glass]

Cat sees the dust and forges it into swords, firing them at Aaron. Dust is nullified. She recollects the swords she fired earlier on and starts firing them at Aaron at 20 km/s. Also, she starts flying around at 1 km/s, protecting herself from air resistance using psionic powers. She forges winged clockwork soldiers from another 3kmx3kmx3km chunk of rock to fight Aaron.

*thinking* And we haven't even got to relativistic swords.

To fight Daphne and her jets, she forges ninjas with spring-loaded bazookas and about a trillion swords, firing them all at the jets. Then another trillion, to make a gigantic layered shield around herself.

*thinking* Teaming, eh? I need to step up my game.

I was watching Hamlet, sorry for taking a while.
Now, let's see...
First off, rolled a 3 and 1 for defence, translates to a 7 from the +4 and the double rolls when defending from attacks.
For you... a 6, and let's say your maluses and bonuses cancel out. An overshoot, regardless.
Yes, I'm rolling these fairly.
You shoot off your barrage of swords, but alas, not a single one strikes Aaron, and a fair few, on miscalculated trajectory, graze by yourself instead. Aaron, meanwhile, has taken hold of the best of your swords, in addition to the weapons he already bears, and...
[Rolls again v clockwork dudes, 6+4=10 v 3-1=2] absolutely demolishes any and all troops you have conjured to battle him. Fortune favors the bold, they say.

Aaron now goes to strike at you at close range. Respond with care.

EDIT: You may be asking, "Glass, that 10, is it not an overshoot just ask KittyTac's?" The answer is: no. Aaron is immune to overshoots.
Check Undead Hunt. You know it in your heart that I do not lie.

[KittyTac]

I am on the other side of the planet. Nicely bunkered up. Anyways:

Cat launches the ICBMs at the side of the planet Aaron and Daphne are on, turning it into an uninhabitable, radioactive wasteland. And she makes 100000 more ICBMs. And 500 trillion more swords.

*thinking* Moral of the story: Never mess with a nuke-happy cat.

[Glass]

I am on the other side of the planet. Nicely bunkered up. Anyways:

Cat launches the ICBMs at the side of the planet Aaron and Daphne are on, turning it into an uninhabitable, radioactive wasteland. And she makes 100000 more ICBMs. And 500 trillion more swords.

I'm not sure what it is you think you're doing.
Anyway:
Congrats on your 5. This side of the planet will be nuked in 1 turn, going by ROLL TO GET NUKED rules.
Now:
3+4=7. Aaron Blaze teleports to you. He's attacking you with a huge fucking axe in one hand and a demonic greathammer in the other, both technically meant to be wielded with two hands. This is a point blank attack. Roll to dodge, bitch.

Anyway goodnight.

[KittyTac]

Cat flies away at 10 km/s, meanwhile attracting all of the swords to her and spinning them around in a hurricane with a diameter of 1 km. Also,
 she calls in the soldiers.

Okay, I got to go.