TRY TO REMEMBER WHICH ULTIMATE ENEMY WE ARE UP AGAINST.
MAN IDK. DISSEMINATION OF RELIABLE FACTS NOT REALLY PRIORITY IN THIS ARMY.
YOU GOT ANY IDEAS??
Claim top of random bunk bed
[2] YOU ATTEMPT TO CHUCK YOUR DUFFEL BAG ONTO TOP BUNK
IT HITS THE SIDE OF THE BEDFRAME AND BOUNCES OFF, [6] AND YOU NARROWLY AVOID HAVING IT LAND ON YOU BY JUMPING ASIDE, COLLIDING WITH A TALL, BRUTISH-LOOKING CONSCRIPT AS YOU DO SO. HE AND HIS TWO ALSO RATHER THUGGISH FRIENDS ALL TURN TO SCOWL AT YOU.
UH OH... BUT WAIT, LUCKILY FOR YOU THEY DISTRACTED BY SOME GUY WITH EMBARRASSING ITEMS IN HIS BAG
FOR NOW Status gained: Disliked by bully x 3!
Item Acquired: Not-very-aerodynamic duffle bag filled with miscellaneous stuff!INVENTORY MEAGRE BELONGINGS
[5] YOU ACTUALLY MANAGED TO PACK YOUR BAG QUITE SENSIBLY IN THE BRIEF AMOUNT OF TIME TO DO SO.
MAYBE YOU BELONGINGS NOT SO MEAGRE AFTER ALL... YOU HAVE VARIOUS USEFUL SURVIVAL ITEMS/TOOLS, COLD WEATHER GEAR, INSECT REPELLENT, A COUPLE OF SMALL SENTIMENTAL ITEMS OF YOUR CHOICE, A BOX OF MUESLI BARS AND A KNIFE. YOU HEARD THE RUMOURS OF IMPENDING MASS CONSCRIPTION AND MADE SURE YOU WERE READY
GOOD JOB
[6] V [5] SOME SHADY CHARACTER COMES UP CLOSE TO YOU AND TRIES TO FILCH SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR BAG, BUT YOUR FINELY-TRAINED REFLEXES ALLOW YOU TO
SLASH HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND SEND HIM STUMBLING BACKWARDS, BLEEDING
YOU RATHER PLEASED WITH YOURSELF FOR A MOMENT, BUT THEN IT OCCURS TO YOU THAT YOU PROBABLY GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS
SHIT
Item Acquired: Duffel bag filled with variety of survival gear!
Item Acquired: Muesli bars x 10!
Item Acquired: Slightly bloody knife (wielded)! Crawl under one of the bunks and hope no one notices me.
[6] WASTING NO TIME, YOU DROP TO YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND SCURRY UNDER THE NEAREST BED LIKE A FRIGHTENED ROACH , STILL WEARING YOUR BACKPACK. UNFORTUNATELY BACKPACK RATHER LARGE TO FIT UNDER BED ALONG WITH YOU - YOU STUCK FAST UNDER HERE. SHIT.
Item Acquired: Bulky backpack (worn on back)!
Status Gained: Stuck under a bunk bed!
MAKE SURE MY DOLLS ARE OKAY.
YOU GINGERLY OPEN YOUR BACKPACK TO CHECK ON YOUR DOLL COLLECTION
[2] TO YOUR IMMENSE RELIEF, THEY SEEM TO BE INTACT IN THERE - BUT AN EAGLE-EYED BULLY AMONGST YOUR FELLOW CONSCRIPTS SPOTS WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT
"HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS NERD WITH HIS DOLLS!" A TRIO OF SOUNDLY UNPLEASANT LOOKING OAFS TURN TO REGARD YOU, SHARING A NASTY SNEER THAT MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE EXTENSIONS OF THE SAME UGLY FACE. UH OH. NOT HERE FIVE MINUTES AND LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY ABOUT TO GET HAZED
Item Acquired: Sweet doll collection!
Trait Gained: Hated (bullies)! Search the room for useful items. If I don't find anything, the steal other people's belongings when they're not looking.
[4] YOU SPOT ONE GUY UNZIPPING AND INSPECTING A BAG OF VERY MUCH USEFUL-LOOKING ITEMS
[5] VS [6] YOU SIDLE UP ALONGSIDE HIM AND MAKE TO STEALTHILY GRAB WHAT LOOKS LIKE A BOX OF FOOD, BUT DESPITE YOUR WELL-HONED SNEAKINESS HE SOMEHOW SPOTS YOU AND
SLASHES YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH A KNIFE HE PULLED FROM SOMEWHERE!
AAAAGH! YOU STAGGER BACK, CLUTCHING YOUR PROFUSELY-BLEEDING FACE
THIS HURTS PRETTY BAD
Injury Sustained: Sliced face!
Status Gained: Bleeding profusely!
Trait Gained: Sneaky (+1 to stealth rolls, starting next turn, obviously)
GREAT GOING YOU GUYS, ALREADY THERE PLENTY OF IN-FIGHTING AND SOMEONE GUSHING BLOOD ONTO FORMERLY-PRISTINE FLOOR
WHAT A BUNCH OF UNDISCIPLINED SHITSTAINS. STILL NO SIGN OF WHATEVER POOR SOUL HAS JOB OF WHIPPING YOU LUNATICS INTO SOME SORT OF FIGHTING FORCE, THOUGH. PROBABLY GOOD THING, THAT.
>WHAT DO?
WOW GM'S COMPUTER REALLY SHIT GODDAMN 
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