TURN 3: IS A TURN!Devour plants in garden.
[4] YOU FIND SPROUTS IN GARDEN, NIBBLE. TASTY!
GEORGE'S GROIN AND THIGH EXPLODE! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE IF DIRECT HIT.
WORSE!? JUST HOW EXPLODED IS MY GROIN???
TRY TO ASCERTAIN THIS WHILST SCREAMING. SCREAM LOUD AND SCREAM LONG.
IF GROIN APPEARS TO BE UNSALVAGEABLE, THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF name: Volcanis
class: protoss zealot
back stab nearest threat with energy blade
THIS LUNATIC'S WEAPON IN HOPES OF ENDING MY SUFFERING
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IF THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR MY GROIN, PRAY TO BACCHUS OR SOME SHIT TO STOP MY BLEEDING. OH AND KEEP WOUNDS ELEVATED. DO A HEADSTAND, I GUESS
GROIN HORRIBLE. LEFT HALF GONE, BLOOD EVERYWHERE. [2] YOU TRY SCREAM, BUT TOO MUCH, PAIN, ONLY TINY WHIMPER. [3] BACCHUS HEAR PRAYER, BUT BUSY HELPING GET THE GUY AT THE STILL DRUNK. [3] YOU LEAN TOWARD VOLCANIS, BUT TOO SLOW!
YOU HIT FLOOR AND GRUNT IN PAIN AS LAST OF BLOOD LEAVES BODY.
RESPAWN?
name: Volcanis
class: protoss zealot
back stab nearest threat with energy blade
[1] {NEAREST THREAT} YOU STAB AT SEIKO! [3] YOU MISS!, BLADE GOES OVER HEAD AND MISSES BLEEDING GUY LUNGING AT SWORD.
Forge SENTIENT RAINBOW DIRT into a HAPPY SUN with MAGIC.
[4] YOU SHAPE SENTIENT RAINBOW DIRT INTO
GLOWING ORB WITH YOUR
RAINBOW MAGIC.
Search for medical equipment that I can use to patch myself up.
[3] YOU DUCK AS SWORD GOES OVER HEAD, SCRAMBLE FOR BOX ON FLOOR, BUT IS EMPTY! LOOK ELSEWHERE?
Is this the moment where I can TAKE A HUMANOID FORM ?
[2] NEED MOAR POWER.
SORRY.Cast fireball at Seiko then try to remember, where is my phylactery
[6] YOU CAST GIANT FIREBALL AT SEIKO, AND SHE LOOK UP AS HURTLE TOWARD HER! [6] SEIKO DIVE OUT OF CORNER, BUT LAND ON BACK, SHIFTING KNIFE IN KIDNEY. SEIKO'S BLOOD POOL ACROSS FLOOR AS SHE BARELY HANG ON.
[6] YOU PONDER WHERE PHYLACTERY IS, CAST LOCATOR SPELL AND KNOW EXACTLY WHERE! IN DIFFERENT DIMENSION THOUGH.
YOU LOW ON MAGIC NOW, CAN BARELY MOVE! -2 ALL PHYSICAL AND MAGICAL ROLLS.
Try and save what us left of the content of the still and stop the bleeding.
[4] YOU GET MOST OF THE REST OF THE EVERCLEAR FROM STILL, [6] YOU POUR SOME ON FACE TO STERILIZE, AND CALMLY BANDAGE WOUNDS AS YOU SCREAM IN PAIN FROM THE ALCOHOL. YOU SUFFER -1 ON ROLLS NEXT TURN.
GO OUT WITH A FIRE ACCIDENT! BY THAT I MEAN PULL OUT TWO AK-74 AND SHOOT INCENDIARY BULLETS IN EVERY DIRECTION!
HOPE THAT THE HOUSE WHERE WE ALL ARE WILL BURN TO THE ASH!
[2] YOU REACH FOR ASSAULT RIFLES BUT NO DICE! YOU FINISH BLEEDING OUT AND COLLAPSE.
RESPAWN?
I AM THE HUT
[3] YOU POSSESS FRONT WALL OF HUT! YOU SENTIENT, HAVE CONTROL OF GENERAL SHAPE!
My NAME is Qggln and I am a TERRIBLE ELDER GOD FROM BEYOND SOMETHING HUMANS DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD FOR YET.
[4] YOU SPAWN AS 7-FOOT TALL ELDER GOOD, STRONGLY RESEMBLE SHOGGOTH.
BAT AROUND ANYTHING THAT MOVES WITH MY PAWS, MAYBE NIBBLE A BIT. ENJOY THE EXCITING PLAYTIME WITH LOTS OF BLOOD
[1 VS 6] {TRYING TO HIT VOLCANIS} YOU BAT ARM AT VOLCANIS, BUT CLAW BREAK ON ARMOR! VOLCANIS LAUGH. YOU TURN AND SWING AT [5 VS 2-2] SEIKO. YOU POUNCE AT HER AND SWING PAW, BREAKING NECK AND SENDING HEAD FLYING AS NON-BROKEN CLAWS CUT THROUGH FLESH. [1 VS 6] TURNING, YOU LEAP AT LICH DUDE, BUT HE COLLAPSE FROM EXHAUSTION AND YOU HIT FAR WALL WITH HEAD! NOW DAZED. [4] {RECOVER FROM CONCUSSION} [3 VS 5] LOOKING FOR MORE TARGETS, YOU SEE NEWCOMER, SHOGGOTH DUDE! [1 VS 3] HIS TENTACLES CATCH YOU IN PLACE. YOU TRAPPED!
SEIKO IS DEAD. RESPAWN?
GENERIC GREEN FIELD: GREEN
WOODEN HUT: DOOR BROKEN, BLOODIED, SCORCHED, OTHERWISE GOOD
SENTIENT RAINBOW DIRT: GLOWING ORB
YOINK
NAME: GEORGE PRIGG, AKA 'LERPSK'
CLASS: ASPIRING "STREET ARTIST"/GRAFFITI VANDAL
STATUS: BLEEDING!
NRDL
NAME: NIX
CLASS: GIANT DOG
STATUS: PANIC!
SECHERAL
NAME: FRIENDSHIP
CLASS: UNICORN
STATUS: HEALTHY
ROSEHEART
NAME: HUT
CLASS: FIREWOOD
STATUS: SINGED
WERTYZERTY
NAME: FIELD
CLASS: GARDEN
STATUS: HEALTHY
CROCANDBEARLOVER
NAME: KONSTANTIN VSELODOVICH KALASHNIKOV
CLASS: MARTIAL ARTIST/GUNATE (BASICALLY KARATE, BUT WITH GUNS)
STATUS: BLEEDING!
DARKWARLOCK3
NAME: VOLCANIS
CLASS: PROTOSS ZEALOT
STATUS: HEALTHY
KING ZULTAN
NAME: MR. MONEY
CLASS: HOBO
STATUS: IN PAIN
SPRINKLED CHARIOT
NAME: SYLVESTER
CLASS: LICH
STATUS: EXTRA TIRED
MAXIMUM SPIN
NAME: QGGLN
CLASS: ELDER GOD
STATUS: HEALTHY
GIGAGIANT
NAME: SEIKO KIELER
CLASS: "NURSE"
STATUS: HEADLESS
THE TURN WHERE PEOPLE DIED AND WERTY STAYED IN LIMBO.
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