TURN 2: HERE WE GOSIT DOWN, CLUTCH HEAD, GRAB GUN
ANYONE MAKES MENACING MOVE TOWARDS ME, SHOOT THEM IN KNEECAPS
OTHERWISE, BALANCE GUN BETWEEN LEGS WHILST HUFFING PAINT FROM BAG IN ATTEMPT TO RELIEVE BOTH PAIN AND BOREDOM
PULL OUT AN ITHACA MAG-10 SHOTGUN, LOADED WITH EXPLOSIVE AMMO AND SHOOT GEORGE PRIGG IN THE CROTCH!
IF HE SURVIVES, PULL OUT ANOTHER SHOTGUN OF THE SAME MODEL, BUT WITHOUT SHELLS LOADED IN IT, THEN TURN GEORGE'S HEAD INTO A BLOODY PULP BY USING THE SHOTGUNS LIKE CLUBS!
[3 VS 3]
[4] {GEORGE}
[6] {KONSTANTIN}
GEORGE AND KONSTANTIN AIM GUNS AT SAME TIME! KONSTANTIN USE BIG SHOTGUN TO SHOOT GEORGE! GEORGE'S GROIN AND THIGH EXPLODE! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE IF DIRECT HIT. GEORGE FIRES PISTOL AT KONSTANTIN, BLOWING OUT LEFT KNEECAP. BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
[4] {GRAB MORE GUN} GEORGE STILL ALIVE, SO KONSTANTINE GRAB OTHER GUN!
[1 VS 4]
[2] {KONSTANTIN} KONSTANTIN SWINGS, MISSES. SHOTGUN BUTT SLAM INTO FLOOR.
[2] {GEORGE} YOINK FIRE AGAIN! MISS, BULLET HIT WALL.
TELEPORT OUTSIDE AND DON'T STOP TELEPORTING. GRANT SENTIENCE TO SMALL PATCHES OF SOIL WITH EACH TELEPORT AND INFUSE THEM WITH RAINBOWS.
[6] YOU TELEPORT, KEEP GOING. LONG STRING OF INTELLIGENT RAINBOW DIRT BEHIND YOU, CRYING SOFTLY, "WHAT IS THE POINT? WHY DO WE LIVE?!" THEY FLOAT AND CIRCLE FOR KILL, RAINBOWS CHARGING.
drain the life out of my surroundings to restore my strength
[1] YOU OPEN ENERGY TO SURROUNDINGS AND ARE PROMPTLY ABSORBED BY SENTIENT GARDEN.
RESPAWN?
>Sniff out some food.
[3] THE GARDEN HAS SOME PLANTS SPROUTING, BUT THAT SEEMS TO BE IT.
Name : Sylvester
Class : Lich
Cast MAGICAL STEEL FIST on first person I see
HM. WHO IN CABIN...
[4] {TARGET SEIKO} YOU CAST MAGICAL STEEL FIST MAGIC JUTSU! [4 VS 6] [2] SEIKO SWING FIST AT YOUR FACE, MISS. [4] YOU SWING FIST AT SEIKO FACE, MAKE CONTACT WITH SHOULDER. SEND SEIKO FLYING INTO [6] {WHAT HIT?} WALL! BROKEN RIB AND BRUISED SIDE.
Name: why am I even filling this out Dustan Hache
What I am: A giant housecat. Possibly with real house.
[2] {SPAWN WITH HOUSE OR NO} YOU GIANT 4 FOOT TALL HOUSECAT IN WOOD CABIN. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. WOW. YOU DUCK FLYING LADY IN NURSE OUTFIT, PURR SOFTLY TO SELF.
Wait for the still to cool down, and find some thing to put the content of the still in.
[6] YOU WAIT FOR STILL TO COOL DOWN, IS VERY COLD. YOU GATHER BOTTLES AND FILL. TOO COLD! SOME BOTTLES BREAK, YOU SIDE AND FACE BLEEDING.
PONDER EXISTENCE
[1] YOU LOST IN THOUGHT, CONSCIOUSNESS LEAVE FIREWOOD AND DRIFT INTO UNIVERSE.
RESPAWN?
Name: Seiko Kieler
Class: "Nurse"
Search for knives for...uh.."medical" purposes.
[1] YOU FIND KNIFE! YOU FIND KNIFE BY FLYING INTO BLADE WHEN HIT BY ANGRY LICH. YOU HAVE CHEF'S KNIFE IN RIGHT KIDNEY NOW!
FLING DIRT EVERYWHERE!!!!!
[2] NOT ENOUGH ENERGY, THEN SUBSUME WRAITH. YOU FEEL BETTER NOW.
GEORGE, KONSTANTIN, AND SEIKO ARE BLEEDING OUT! 1 TURN TIL DEATH FOR GEORGE AND KONSTANTIN, 2 FOR SEIKO!
GENERIC GREEN FIELD: GREEN
WOODEN HUT: DOOR BROKEN, BLOODIED, OTHERWISE GOOD
SENTIENT RAINBOW DIRT: ANGRY
YOINK
NAME: GEORGE PRIGG, AKA 'LERPSK'
CLASS: ASPIRING "STREET ARTIST"/GRAFFITI VANDAL
STATUS: BLEEDING! [1 TURN TILL DEATH]
NRDL
NAME: NIX
CLASS: GIANT DOG
STATUS: PANIC!
SECHERAL
NAME: FRIENDSHIP
CLASS: UNICORN
STATUS: HEALTHY
ROSEHEART
NAME: HUT
CLASS: FIREWOOD
STATUS: SUBSUMED INTO UNIVERSE
WERTYZERTY
NAME: FIELD
CLASS: GARDEN
STATUS: HEALTHY
CROCANDBEARLOVER
NAME: KONSTANTIN VSELODOVICH KALASHNIKOV
CLASS: MARTIAL ARTIST/GUNATE (BASICALLY KARATE, BUT WITH GUNS)
STATUS: BLEEDING! [1 TURN TILL DEATH]
DARKWARLOCK3
NAME: LUCKY RALPH
CLASS: SENTIENT GARDEN
STATUS: SUBSUMED BY GARDEN
KING ZULTAN
NAME: MR. MONEY
CLASS: HOBO
STATUS: BLEEDING A BIT
SPRINKLED CHARIOT
NAME: SYLVESTER
CLASS: LICH
STATUS: HEALTHY
GIGAGIANT
NAME: SEIKO KIELER
CLASS: "NURSE"
STATUS: BLEEDING! [2 TURNS TILL DEATH]
RANDOM.ORG IS BACK TO NORMAL.
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Topic: MINIMALISM ART GO [7] [DRUNKEN MEDIEVAL VILLAGE] (Read 13353 times)