TURN 7: A DRUNKEN MEDIEVAL VILLAGEPick up giant stick, gnaw on it.
[4] MMM, TASTY! THE TREE IS
DEAD NOW.
start teleporting more zealots in by using base. while upgrade my self to high Templar
[5] THE ZEALOTS HAVE ARRIVED! [6] YOU HIGH TEMPLAR NOW! BUT ZEALOTS NO LET YOU OUTSIDE, FAR TOO DANGEROUS.
Find a secluded villager and kill it then using some of the everclear and the dead villager as sacrifice to the gods of alcohol, and ask that they make it rain everclear on the village.
[5] YOU GRAB POOR FARMER AND DRAG HIM INTO CLEARING BEFORE HANDING HIM FREE BOOZE. HE DIE OF ALCOHOL POISIONING IN 10 SECOND. THE GODS ARE PLEASED! EVERCLEAR NOW RAIN ON VILLAGE FROM TRANSLUCENT CLOUDS.
PARTY TIME!Turn flowers into puppies. Adorable fire-breathing puppies with poisonous claws and razor-sharp tentacles lined with poisonous spikes. Teleport into medieval village.
Tell ratmen minions to destroy futuristic base and burn kill maim , also help shoggoth with his magic shenengians
Absorb essence of Geshor to manufacture new tentacle for Geshor to live in
Then siphon power from the cat, the flowers, and the eldritch hairball to slingshot Team Eldritch Evil to the aforementioned medieval village.
HUT IS CENTER OF GREAT CONFLICT!
UNDEAD HAIRBALL OF DOOM LOOKS AROUND FOR TARGETS.
BPURRRRRRRRRR. [6] {TARGET IS GESHOR THE INSATIABLE} GESHOR SEES THIS COMING, AND TRIES TO FLEE! BUT QGGLN HAS HIS BACK. [2+1] {SYLVESTER BOOST!} OR WANTS TO. HE MANAGES TO ABSORB PART OF GESHOR INTO BODY, AND KINDA REGROW TENTACLE. O NOES! GESHOR WEAKENED AND ON HIS OWN. [1+1 VS 4] {POWERFUL HAIRBALL STRIKE!} GESHOR FLOAT OUT OF WAY OF
SUPER BLAST JUST IN TIME. TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OPENING, GESHOR TRY TO MELD WITH QGGLN AGAIN! [2] BUT FAILS. SAD DEMON INDEED.
FRIENDSHIP MAKES HIS MOVE! THE UNICORN DRAWS UPON HIS GREAT
LIGHT MAGIC TO TRANSMUTE HIS FLOWERS! [5] THE FLOWERS BECOME EXTREMELY CUTE FIRE BREATHING PUPPIES. THEY MENACE WITH POISONOUS CLAWS AND TENTACLES! BEWARE THEIR POISON STING!
BUT QGGLN CONTESTS! WITH SYLVESTER'S AID, HE TRIES TO BUILD UP TEAM ELDRITCH EVIL ONCE AGAIN. [4+1] {SYLVESTER BOOST!} HE ATTEMPTS TO DRAIN THE MAGIC OUT OF THOSE AROUND HIM IN A GREAT WAVE OF DARK ENERGY. [6] {DUSTAN HACHE} [5] {FRIENDSHIP AND THE PUPPIES} [2] {
UNDEAD HAIRBALL OF DOOM} THOSE AROUND HIM RESIST, BUT HE PRESERVERES AND IN A GREAT SONIC BOOM, THE
UNDEAD HAIRBALL OF DOOM DISENTEGRATES! HE HAS ENOUGH POWER NOW, HERE WE GO!
[2] {LANDING SPOT} QGGLN AND TEAM ELDRITCH EVIL LAND WHERE THE SHACK USED TO BE.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
SYLVESTER POINTS AT THE
FUTURISTIC BASE IN THE DISTANCE AND COMMANDS HIS MINIONS. [6] THEY CHARGE WILLINGLY. BUT THEY OVEREAGER AND RUN INTO TRAPS INSIDE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE! [4-1 VS 2] {NPC FIGHT} THE VERMIN ARMY SMASH INTO PROTOSS ZEALOT, RUSTY POLEARMS AND KNIVES SPILLING ALIEN BLOOD. YOU HAVE BREACHED BASE PERIMETER!
AT THE SAME TIME SYLVESTER TELEPORTED OUT, SO DID FRIENDSHIP. [4] HE AND HIS C̡͏̡̹̼̗̺̠͉͚U͡͏̪̱͉̰̭̗͎T͏̣̣͉̹͚E̥͕̤̻̕ ̗̫͖̙̠͕̼̣̙P̛̣̭̺̟̼̭̤̝U̮̟͎̬̕P͏̟̫̗̜̹̱P҉͉̭̻͚̭Ḭ̸̢̲̠̼̪̯̩̘E̲̫S̬̻̹̭͡ TELEPORT IN TO THE PEACEFUL MEDEIVAL VILLAGE. DRUNK VILLAGERS EVERYWHERE! THEY COME TO PET THE C̡͏̡̹̼̗̺̠͉͚U͡͏̪̱͉̰̭̗͎T͏̣̣͉̹͚E̥͕̤̻̕ ̗̫͖̙̠͕̼̣̙P̛̣̭̺̟̼̭̤̝U̮̟͎̬̕P͏̟̫̗̜̹̱P҉͉̭̻͚̭Ḭ̸̢̲̠̼̪̯̩̘E̲̫S̬̻̹̭͡. [2-1 VS 4] {DRUNKEN INT CHECK} CUTE PUPPIES! EVERYONE COME PET THE CUTE PUPPIES! A PILE OF DEAD VILLAGERS QUICKLY FORMS UNDER THE PUPPIES.
grab formerly wheelchaired human by the scruff of their neck (or shirt) and try to climb out of the hole while carrying them like a stray kitten.
Go up to an injured person and try to heal them with the miraculous healing powers I'm hoping that I now have.
THE ONLY PEOPLE REMAINING IN SHACK STARE AT EACH OTHER. [4 VS 2] {GRAPPLE CHECK} DUSTAN HACHE GRAB DONNY HORMLESS BY NECK AND CLIMB OUT OF HOLE! THEY MAKE IT TO VILLAGE WHEN SOMETHING STARTS RAINING ON THEM. [5, 6] {DRUNKEN RESISTANCE} MMM, EVERCLEAR. THEY NO DRUNK THOUGH, AND POUNCE INTO VILLAGE TOWN SQUARE. DONNY SEES GIANT PILE OF DEAD AND DYING. HE MUST DO SOMETHING! [3] {LAY ON HANDS} UNFORTUNATELY, HIS HEALING POWERS WEAK RIGHT NOW! REGROWING LEGS IS HARD. HE SAVE 1 PERSON FROM POISON THOUGH.
GENERIC GREEN FIELD: GREEN
WOODEN HUT: DOOR BROKEN, BLOODIED, WEAKENED, SCORCHED, UNDERGROUND
PROTOSS BASE: COMPLETED, UNDER ATTACK
MEDIEVAL VILLAGE: INTACT, DRUNK, VILLAGERS DYING
UNDEAD HAIRBALL OF DOOM: DISENTEGRATED[/s]
TREE: RIPPED OUT OF GROUND AND THROWN SEVERAL HUNDRED FEET, DEAD
PROTOSS PROBES: LOYAL
VERMIN HORDE; LOYAL, NUMBERS THINNING
[/b]
YOINK
NAME: GESHOR THE INSATIABLE
CLASS: MINOR DEMON
STATUS: HALF IN VESSEL
NRDL
NAME: NIX
CLASS: GIANT DOG
STATUS: HEALTHY
SECHERAL
NAME: FRIENDSHIP
CLASS: UNICORN
STATUS: HEALTHY
ROSEHEART
NAME: HUT
CLASS: FRONT WALL OF HUT
STATUS: TIKI BAR, STUCK IN CAVE WALL, WEAKENED
WERTYZERTY
NAME: FIELD
CLASS: BUSINESSMAN
STATUS: HEALTHY, SCRATCHED
CROCANDBEARLOVER
NAME: KONSTANTIN VSELODOVICH KALASHNIKOV
CLASS: MARTIAL ARTIST/GUNATE (BASICALLY KARATE, BUT WITH GUNS)
STATUS: BLEEDING!
DARKWARLOCK3
NAME: VOLCANIS
CLASS: PROTOSS HIGH TEMPLAR
STATUS: HEALTHY, ACCESS RESTRICTED
KING ZULTAN
NAME: MR. MONEY
CLASS: ALCOHOL MAGIC MASTER
STATUS: HEALTHY
SPRINKLED CHARIOT
NAME: SYLVESTER
CLASS: LICH
STATUS: UNDEAD
MAXIMUM SPIN
NAME: QGGLN
CLASS: ELDER GOD
STATUS: MISSING PART OF TENTACLE
GIGAGIANT
NAME: DONNY HORMLESS
CLASS: FORMERLY HANDICAPPED
STATUS: HEALTHY, MAGICAL HEALING POWERS
IN WHICH EVERYONE ROLLS WELL. SORRY FOR LONG DELAY, WORK STARTED UP AND HAS BEEN VERY BUSY.
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