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Yes, all of them!

15 (57.7%)

Yes, but only minor ones.

3 (11.5%)

Nope. Nooope.

2 (7.7%)

Will admin-sempai ever notice me?

6 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[etgfrog]

Couldn't find an Agartha who just absolutely derped their early game research order huh? (Could've gotten Magma Children up and running so much sooner... The 10 you saw was the first (and only) batch, fresh off the Conj 3 research finishing.)

No, I usually don't get as large of a death gem income as I do in this game. While using gold for mages to research can be done, its very inefficient for therodos and usually that will result in an expand or die scenario. It feels a little too large of a risk.

[Il Palazzo]

I can only assume Niefelheim's outstanding turn means plots are being hatched against me.

More like I haven't been sober for a week or so. It's that time of the year, you know. I'll get to it later today, once I can think clearly.

[ThtblovesDF]

Agartha got attacked and we all pilled on, Jilladilla took it better then most would have.

[Endymion]

Huh, so I think this is new....

The AI can decide to set up communions once your mage's scripts are finished. Why have all 3 druids spamming blade wind against the massive numbers of good targets when you can instead spend time creating a communion so you cast far fewer total blade winds and make certain that 2 of the druids fail to rout? Its the perfect plan!

Brilliant, AI, just brilliant.

[etgfrog]

Arena round 2? The reward this time is the trident. This weapon will let the commander attack 4 times per turn. I know I'm going to be gunning for it by sending the worst commander I have.

[Karlito]

It was excusable to refrain from the last arena fight because of how early it came up, but now I expect everyone to show up for HONORABLE COMBAT. Remember, failing to participate displeases the horrors!

[a1s]

If you fight a unit with items in the arena (and win), do you get the items? If not, does anyone?

[ThtblovesDF]

Sending anything less then the best is suicide if you consider the current champion. So i will suicide a big dude.

[etgfrog]

That arena went about as I expected, ulm sent a bow to try to feeblemind something. The final match ended up having someone die to fatigue. I am impressed the bakamono managed to actually hit something before dying.

[Il Palazzo]

Death Match 2: The Power of Friendship
A comedy in one act.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dramatis personae:
- Ratatosk, the bulked-up giant
- Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never, friend to Ratatosk
- Aasbjorn, the blind murderer of peoples
- Peoples

Scene 1, Act 1

The Arena

Enter peoples of all kinds and colours, also Ratatosk and Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never.
Peoples, talking in general: Is so nice, guvnor. Where's them refreshments at?

Aasbjorn rides in, starts tripping peoples
Aasbjorn: Ha, knaves! I shall refresh your memory of who be the champion, Zatoichi-style!
Peoples: Oh no, we are being added to the kill count despite our best efforts!

Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never, turning to Ratatosk: Here, my bulky friend, you look fairly bulked-up. Grab this here ax, and it shall grant you the resolve to murder this murderer, so that he may never murder again!
Ratatosk: But I'm so bulked-up I can't reach down to you my Atlantean pal! You must find a stool or somesuch.
Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never: Fair enough, I shall summon these stools out of earth and ice, and mount them to reach you, oh giant meat mountain of Niefelheim!
Summons earth and water elementals.
Ratatosk: Be careful, it's too warm for the ice to hold, you'll slip!
Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never slips on a puddle of water, killing one of the peoples and lodging the ax in Ratatosk's chest.
Peoples: Argh.
Ratatosk: Argh.
Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never: Argh. I too have suffered. My back is broken. Friend - whilst I'm done for, you're so bulky you can still fight. Pull the ax from yer chest, and Kill me, yes, then go and kill the smell-Never.
Ratatosk: I think he's only blind. He can smell just fine.
Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never: Whatever.
Ratatosk strikes Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never
Kill me (Y), Kill the smell-Never, dying: Now I understand the true meaning of my name. (dies)
Ratatosk: Die, you smell-Never!
Aasbjorn: I can smell just fine.
Aasbjorn strikes Ratatosk
Ratatosk: Oh, I'd normally leave now, but am so angry. (chills Aasbjorn, strikes repeatedly)
Aasbjorn: Jesus, dude. I was blind and unconscious, and you still couldn't hit me. (dies)
Ratatosk: Awesomesauce. I think I'll go to the gym and get bulked-up even more.

Exit Ratatosk.

[Karlito]

Bah, I hate the worldwide darkness event.

[bulborbish]

I for one find worldwide darkness refreshing and wish it remained longer.

[ThtblovesDF]

It was a play on fish people smelling like fish, so you may defeat the fish, but never its smell.

: /

Darkness sounds nice, looking forward to checking the turn.

Edit: Wat. Blood Slaves drown underwater now? I only found this out by losing all my blood wifus.

And hi Theros, I was wondering how long I could steal from your conquests until I get hit.

[MCreeper]

Well, that phantsmal warrior spam duel was great. If only my idiot mage didn't cast charge body, of all things, it would probably last even longer,

[ThtblovesDF]

So who is next to the giants? I pity thee, especially early game.

Any wars going on besides the water nations?

What nation, besides your own would you like to see succed? For me its Ur, they've never seen much love or success in any MP games till now.