Turn 3
Glass
[Nox: 6, Sectopod: 6]
I have a prototype laser rifle, made just before the aliens won the first time. It can't do any damage, but it's an excellent EMP weapon; it can disrupt not only robots, but also the electrical signals of the organic neural system. - Nox shouted, taking out the rifle and opening van's back doors, then aiming at the sectopod. The robot shot first and hit him, destroying the rifle with a precise shot! After it shot, something heavy hit it and destroyed it! The sectopod started falling at their van!
[6]
Pedal to the metal, let's get out of here! - Raniya screamed and suddenly discovered a hidden button in the van. After pushing it a screen with alien text appeared, then the car started warping through different planets, dimensions and realities. Finally the warping stopped, engine completely dying out. Nox and Raniya ended up at parking lot of one of XCOM bases.
You just don't know how what a hard time we had trying to get you here! - an agent shouted from afar.
randomgenericusername
[1] Seeing that Cthulhu was dreaming for million of years, he should have enormous knowledge of lucid dreaming. You decided to ask him about lucid dreaming and if he can teach you anything, but suddenly an enormous noodle fell into the water, caught you and pulled out of ocean.
Upfhglark! - the writhing mass of noodles and meat exclaimed. The Flying Spaghetti monster caught you! It opened it's maw and is about to devour you!
ziizo
[ziizo: 5, Osama: 1] You ram terrorist's car, making him lose control of vehicle! Osama hit some strange, enormous robot with the speed of light and instantly exploded!
crazyabe
[5] You approach the gate to other dreams. It is sealed tight, but can be opened with a nearby button. You notice an armory nearby, your new ID should grant you entry to it and allow you to take some heavy firepower with you.
Dustan Hache
[2] You leave the forest and head back to campsite to spook your friends, but there is no one. What's more, the whole place seems kind of silent and empty. Even the foliage seems lifeless. You are a predator, but without any prey!
Secheral
A horrifying nightmare for sure. Surrounded by countless bloodthirsty bears, you can't escape anywhere. Then they all charge at you, roaring, biting and clawing. You feel as they tear your flesh bit by bit, but it doesn't pain. What's more, you can cure all your wounds by just thinking about it! With slight effort, you climb atop the pile of bears clawing each other, and establish dominance!