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Author Topic: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!  (Read 4383 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2017, 10:48:52 pm »

If they don't play nice we'll sic the army on them.
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2017, 04:50:01 am »

Hmmm...
I like where this game is going.
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2017, 12:43:26 pm »

If they don't play nice we'll sic the army on them.
By which we mean we will send in peacekeeping forces to closely supervise and stop any unacceptable practices by any means necessary? :D
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2017, 12:57:35 pm »

If they don't play nice we'll sic the army on them.
By which we mean we will send in peacekeeping forces to closely supervise and stop any unacceptable practices by any means necessary? :D

We're way more Tolerant than that. We'll elect a Bureaucratic Chancellor, maneuver a carefully considered 487-page statute through the Parliament, then use our obscure regulatory authority over bloodletting practices to inspect and fine – punitively if and when determined necessary by a five-person oversight council – any non-conforming religious establishments. If they refuse the fine, that's the time for the Civil Watch to make arrests. If they resist arrest, well we can't be held responsible if the Watch defend themselves against zealots, can we?
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2017, 01:00:14 pm »

If they don't play nice we'll sic the army on them.
By which we mean we will send in peacekeeping forces to closely supervise and stop any unacceptable practices by any means necessary? :D

We're way more Tolerant than that. We'll elect a Bureaucratic Chancellor, maneuver a carefully considered 487-page statute through the Parliament, then use our obscure regulatory authority over bloodletting practices to inspect and fine – punitively if and when determined necessary by a five-person oversight council – any non-conforming religious establishments. If they refuse the fine, that's the time for the Civil Watch to make arrests. If they resist arrest, well we can't be held responsible if the Watch defend themselves against zealots, can we?
Ah, the perfect balance.
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #50 on: November 22, 2017, 05:03:05 pm »

Just a gentle reminder that this exists...
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #51 on: November 22, 2017, 05:05:39 pm »

//Just a gentle reminder to not bump my threads when I'm updating them >:V

You decide to allow the Shotan sponsor their temples on the Republican soil. One more cult to the already filled-up melting pot!

Autumn, 255 REE

The Diplomats want u to sign a paper - a very controversial paper it seems.

It is for the execution of Teo Sare, an elderly Bureaucrat politician with a large family, who has been found wooing young ladies of proper birth and depraving them within the dark chambers of his manor. The Diplomats will not see this happen, because, as they say, the evidence is circumstatial and none of the ladies are more than plebeian girls selling themselves for coin.

Even as you review the paper, there has been several fisticuffs in the Council or outside it, the guards say.

A) Tear the paper apart, its clear the good ol' Teo is a victim of political infighting.
B) Sign the paper, it's just wrong for a stately old man to do as he pleases with unmarried girls.
C) Demand calm and offer to mediate between the Diplomats and the Bureaucrats.
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #52 on: November 22, 2017, 05:09:12 pm »

C We won't be a tool of infighting

But we are charismatic and this can work
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2017, 05:11:33 pm »

C sounds good.
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #54 on: November 22, 2017, 05:11:52 pm »

Wait, what is this, I am a little confused by the lack of an intro?

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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #55 on: November 22, 2017, 05:12:45 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2017, 05:18:04 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #57 on: November 22, 2017, 06:22:55 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #58 on: November 22, 2017, 07:40:53 pm »

B ecause as relatively young (for the Chancellorship) Military officer, I think Jarre is disgusted by what he considers lack of personal discipline.

Also, because we might want to learn to what extent favoring one department over another changes our land while the numbers are still fresh from the start. This would mark the second time going against the Bureaucrats.

(Edit: though omada has a very good point about being Charismatic.)
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Re: SPAMREPUBLIC: Chancellor Jarre Petrin's first term!
« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2017, 07:42:32 pm »

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