TURN 25: THE RESULTS OF ELECTIONChop trees with karate chop. Build shack with logs. Punch walls.
[3+1, SORRY FOR NOT GIVING YOU A BONUS EARLIER. I FORGOT THAT YOU'RE A SUPER-CYBORG!] YOU CHOP UP TREES INTO OL' GOOD LOGS!
[3, NON-VIOLENT/COMBAT ACTIONS, SO NO BONUS!] YOU MAKE A MEDIOCRE WOODEN SHACK! IT CAN COLLAPSE ANYTIME!
[2+1] YOU PUNCH A SHACK'S WALL, MAKING A HOLE IN THE BUILDING!
Blind fire over the rock at the scavengers.
INIT: [14], [19]THE SCAVENGERS HAVE DECIDED TO RETREAT, SINCE THEY STOLE THE FUEL SUCCESSFULLY ANYWAY!
[6 VS 1] DUE TO YOUR INSANE LUCK, HOWEVER, THE SCAVENGERS GET SHOT IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS! THE BLOOD SPRINKLES FROM NOW SCAVENGERS' SKULLS, SIGNIFYING LETHAL BRAIN DAMAGE!
BATTLE IS OVER!Overclock the Fire Shield to a unresonable level, i want her to die
[3+1] THE FIRE SHIELD AUTONOMOUSLY ACTIVATES, CAUSING A STRONG EXPLOSION!
[4] CHLOE REACTS TO THE LOW RAPID BEEPING OF THE FIRE SHIELD! SHE DROPS JACK'S BODY AND QUICKLY JUMPS AWAY!
[3] CHLOE'S VAULT 321 JUMPSUIT STARTS !BURNING!!
JACK AWAKES TO SEE THAT HE'S IN THE HALLWAY CONNECTING CLINIC AND GENERAL STORAGE! YOU CAN ACT NOW!Recruit the ex-queen supporters.
[4] YOU BRIBE SOME EX-QUEEN SUPPORTERS! THEY'LL PROMOTE GLADUSH'S CANDIDATURE FROM NOW ON!
One would think that I'd get some kind of popularity boost from actually going to people and asking what it is they want.
Main parts of campaign promises: I want to expand Badassia's size, both growing our underground holdings as well as finding ways to safely expand to the surface. Additional parts: I will hold regular meetings, once a week, where anyone who wishes to bring an issue to my attention may do so. Furthermore, I will support the sciences, to allow us to redevelop the technology that we had before the nukes happened, as well as to design and create new tech that will allow us to be better adapted to this new, irradiated world.
[1+2 FOR GREAT PROMISES AND TALK] YOUR NEW CAMPAIGN FOR ROACHISTANI PRESIDENCY HAS BEEN LAUNCHED! YOU START IT WITH THE GRANDIOSE CANDIDATE SPEECH, WITH EQUALLY GRANDIOSE PROMISES! BUT FOR SOME REASON, YOU HAVEN'T GAINED TOO MUCH NEW SUPPORTERS!
Yay I aint going to win this going to go ahead and drop out lol
Drop out of the presidential race and recommend everybody votes for Gladiush have Plump make more Plump Helmet Men while I thank Big Plump, Purple, Bob and Lumbert for attempting to help me
VERY WELL, YOUR VOTES GO TO THE GLADUSH!
SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT PRESIDENT VIRGINIA
[1] GLADUSH'S CLOSE SUPPORTERS SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT PRESIDENT VIRGINIA BEING A "GRAAWWL RAWR" AND DOING "BLEERGH", BUT IT BACKFIRES: THE INTELLIGENCE OF ROACHISTAN UNCOVERED GLADUSH'S PLANS! ITS POPULARITY DROPS AMONG THOSE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A HONEST BEAST!
make a speech reminding the plump helmet men that I created their species, and the roach people about how I made them what they now are.
[3] YOUR SPEECH IS SOMEWHAT EFFECTIVE, BUT SOME PLUMP HELMET MEN BELIEVE THAT IT WAS THE RADIATION AND THE IRRADIATED GIANT PLUMP HELMET PLANT, WHICH GM IGNORES FOR SOME REASON!
THE POLL: 20% (GLASS/JJJ), 45% (FAILBIRD/PRESIDENT VIRGINIA), 35% (GLADUSH RONURIST)
CONGRATULATIONS, PRESIDENT VIRGINIA! YOU HAVE RETAINED YOUR PRESIDENT POSITION!"everyone suicide charge them they will run out of bullets soon. I will try to become the inversion of the demon LEGION"
While the clones die to the bullets Mercedes retry her possession trick this time in everyone nearby
INIT: [9], [18][1 VS 5] VAULT 341 SECURITY HAVE STORMTROOPER SYNDROME! ALL THEIR BULLETS GO COMPLETELY PASS THE CLONES, AND SOME OF THE GUARDS EVEN DIED FROM FRIENDLY FIRE!
[5 VS 2] THE CLONES CHARGE AT THE SECURITY, KNOCKING THEM DOWN AND KICKING THEM!
[4 VS 1] MERCEDES HAS POSSESSED MOST OF THE CLONES AND SECURITY WITH HER MAGICAL MUMBO-JUMBO!
Inject doses of buffout and turbo in wearer.
Attempt to stun super CYBORGS through electronic warfare.
Destroy every cyborg that opposes me. Then start clearing that rubble so I can get to my kids.
INIT: [11], [9][1] NO BUFFOUT FOUND!
[4] TURBO INJECTED!
[1+2 AS A BONUS FROM TURBO VS 3+1] DOSED WITH TURBO, CLAR STARTS TO AIM HER ROCKET LAUNCHER AT THE SUPER-CYBORGS! CLAR HAS ONE SUPER-CYBORG IN SIGHT, BUT SUDDENLY, THE POWER HELMET'S VISOR STARTED TO GLITCH OUT, MAKING HER RELEASE A ROCKET IN BLIND! NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE ROCKET DIDN'T HIT THE TARGET...
[6] BUT IT DID CAUSED ANOTHER MINOR CAVE-IN! SOME OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS WERE CRUSHED UNDER THE ROCKS AND METAL!
SINCE THE SUPER-CYBORGS DON'T HAVE A CLEAR VIEW OF YOU, AND YOU DON'T HAVE A CLEAR VIEW OF THEM, THE ACTION OF SUPER-CYBORGS IS UNKNOWN!
ALLOW BELOVED WAIFU TO JOIN INTELLIGENCE DIVISION
IN FACT PROMOTE HER TO HEAD OF THE WHOLE THING, TASK HER WITH SABOTAGING MONARCHIST MOVEMENT AS SUGGESTED BY GM
...MEANWHILE SECRETLY GO JOIN MONARCHIST MOVEMENT
MAKE ROACHISTAN GREAT AN OPPRESSIVE MONARCHY AGAIN
"I'LL NOT FAIL YOU, SWEETIE!" SAID WAIFU AS YOU MAKE HER THE MINISTER OF INTELLIGENCE!
[5-5] DUE TO TOTAL LACK OF SKILL AND POOR LEADERSHIP, THE WHOLE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY GETS CAPTURED, INCLUDING THE WAIFU!
ANYWAY, ARISTOTLE IS NOW A MEMBER OF THE MONARCHIST MOVEMENT!
DEPLOY ANTI-EEVILL CYBORG BLAST IN FRONT OF ME TO FINISH THE INVADERS!
((Sorry.))
INIT: [13], [17][5+1 VS 6+1] THE SUPER-CYBORGS ARE TRYING TO CLOSE THE DISTANCE TO ENTER CLOSE COMBAT, BUT THE BARRAGE OF THE ANTI-SUPER-CYBORG BEAMS CAUSES THEM TO FALL BACK!
[5+1 VS 3+1] CONCENTRATING, JOHN SMITH UNLEASHES A POWERFUL WAVE, WHICH CAUSES SUPER-CYBORGS TO GET THROWN INTO THE AIR! THE ANOTHER BARRAGE FROM ROACHISTANI MILITIA CAUSES SEVERE LOSSES AMONG THE SUPER-CYBORGS!
NPCS TURNS:ARISTOTLE'S WAIFU DEMANDS EXPLANATION FROM THE MONARCHIST MOVEMENT! ONE OF THE MONARCHISTS ASKS IF ARISTOTLE WANTS TO VISIT HIS WAIFU IN THE SECRET PLACE, WHERE THE MONARCHISTS HIDE THE PRISONERS!
[4] PLUMP MAKES A GOOD AMOUNT OF NEW, YOUNG PLUMP HELMET MEN. BIG PLUMP, PURPLE, BOB, AND LAMBERT ALL SAY, "NO PROBLEM, BOSS!". HOWEVER, THEY ALSO ASK, "WHAT WE SHALL DO NOW?"
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