TURN 23: ELECTION TIME!Teach the clones my possesion trick and take over members of the security forces of vault 341
[3] THE CLONES HAVE LEARNED POSSESSION TRICK, BUT THEY CAN POSSES ONLY SMALL ANIMALS!
INIT: [12], [8][4 VS 5] THE CLONES CHARGE AT THE VAULT SECURITY! THEIR PUNCHES ARE POWERFUL, BUT BODY ARMOR OF THE VAULT SECURITY IS DURABLE ENOUGH TO SOAK UP THE FORCE!
[2 VS 4] THE VAULT SEC COUNTER-ATTACKS WITH THEIR BATONS, BUT THE CLONES EVADE THE BLOWS! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT SOME OF THE SECURITY HAVE LOST THE GRASP OF THEIR BATONS!
MORE GUARDS HAVE ARRIVED AT VAULT 341 CANTINA!...I guess we have an election now? I'll put myself in as a candidate because why not.
Huh, okay. I guess I'll help organize the elections for the next president of the Republic of Roachistan. Have Gladush become a candidate and vote for him. If he refuses, I'll become a candidate for president.
(And with the wise words of the last Queen of Roachistan: "Uh, yeah sure whatever your saying", Roachistan became a democratic republic. Viva la Revolucion!)
Have Big Plump rest while Plump takes over in trying to make new Plump Helmet Man in the meantime I will also put myself as a candidate Purple, Bob and Lumbert can do there own thing.
Obviously I will become a candidate. Additionally, now that I am down here, I'll make my throne room big enough for me.
THE FIRST ELECTION HAS BEGUN:
[5] JJJ IS FAIRLY POPULAR CANDIDATE FROM "ROACHISTANI REFORMIST PARTY" !
[6+1 FOR LOOKING IMPOSING] GLADUSH'S CANDIDATURE FROM "YAAARGH GRRAAAAAH"!
[3] FLUFFE IS POPULAR AMONG THE OTHER PLUMP HELMET MAN AND ONLY AMONG THEM!
[4+2 FOR LOOKING IMPOSING AND BEING BELOVED FORMER QUEEN] VIRGINIA IS A VERY POPULAR CANDIDATE FROM "QUEEN'S PARTY"!
THE POLL AS OF NOW (FROM THE LEAST TO MOST POPULAR): 10% (FLUFFE/PLUMP HELMET LEADER), 25% (GLASS/JJJ), 30% (FAILBIRD/EX-QUEEN VIRGINIA), 35% (GLADUSH RONURIST).
2 TURNS LEFT UNTIL THE ELECTION PROCESS IS COMPLETED!GIVE WAIFU THE COLD SHOULDER FOR FAILING ME AND, BY EXTENSION, THE QUEEN
ASSIST WITH EXCAVATION/CONSTRUCTION OF THRONE ROOM BY DESTROYING ROCKS WITH UNARMED STRIKES AND COORDINATING/COERCING WORKERS
[1] YOU MADE YOUR WAIFU CRY!
[2+1] THE THRONE ROOM WAS MADE SLIGHTLY LARGER, BUT IT'S STILL TOO SMALL FOR THE PRESIDENT VIRGINIA!
Roll away from the flaming tree to a different cover and attempt to put out the flames and then go back to shooting the scavengers.
INIT: [21], [15][4] THE COVER IS A BIG ROCK, COVERED IN RADIOACTIVE MIX OF SNOW AND ASH.
[4] YOU ROLL IN THE RADIOACTIVE SNOW, WHICH SUCCESSFULLY PUTS OUT THE FLAMES!
[3-1 FOR WOUNDED ARM VS 2] YOU TRY TO SHOOT DOWN THE GUY WITH INCENDIARY AMMO, BUT YOU ONLY GRAZE ONE OF HIS FINGERS! AT LEAST YOU'VE DAMAGED SOME SKIN!
[6 VS 4] THE SCAVENGERS RETREAT WITH THE FUEL OF YOUR CAR, LEAVING ONLY TWO PEOPLE WITH SMGS! THEY USE SHORT BURSTS TO PIN YOU DOWN, AND THEY SUCCEED AT IT!
-1 TO COMBAT ROLLS AND THE SCAVENGERS WILL HAVE A FREE ATTACK IF BILLY JOBOB MOVES OUT OF HIS COVER!Annihilate every cyborg that stands in the way of me retrieving my kids. Show no mercy.
Assist Clar IN ANNIHILATING
Also sikkrit action Swear fealty to enclave faction, as they are legitimate american goverment and army, then report situation and request instructions
INIT: [11], [13][6+1 VS 6+1] ONE OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS TRIES TO KNOCK THE ROCKET LAUNCHER OUT OF CLAR'S HANDS, BUT HE GETS THROWN BACK BY CLAR'S FIST INTO THE WALL! THE OTHER SUPER-CYBORGS RESPOND WITH LAZOR-EYES, WHICH PUT A HUGE DENT IN THE TORSO OF THE POWER-ARMOR!
[5+1 VS 6+1] CLAR LAUNCHES A ROCKET INTO SUPER-CYBORG'S CROWD, BUT THEY REACT FAST AND SPREAD OUT ACROSS THE CORRIDORS OF THE VAULT 321!
"WE NEED BOTH THE CURRENT ARMOR'S USER AND AN ALIVE SUPER-CYBORG! YOUR PRIORITY IS TO GET A LIVING SUPER-CYBORG BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE, THEN YOU SHOULD TURN ON AUTONOMOUS REGIME, LEAVING THE CURRENT ARMOR USER TRAPPED INSIDE OF YOU WITHOUT ABILITY TO DO ANYTHING! AFTER ALL OBJECTIVES ARE MET, CONTACT US AGAIN, SO WE CAN ARRANGE A MEETING! OSPREY OUT!"
First action: Punch a wall.
[6] YOUR CYBER-PUNCH DESTROYS THE WHOLE TRAILER, CAUSING YOU TO BE BURIED UNDER THE WRECKAGE!
[6+1] AT LEAST YOU'RE COMPLETELY OKAY!
Finish the enemy!
INIT: [12], [14][3+1 VS 3+1] SUPER-CYBORGS FOCUS ON JOHN SMITH, BUT HE DOES ACROBATIC TRICKERY TO AVOID SEVERAL LAZORS! HOWEVER, HE EVENTUALLY GETS HIT IN THE LEG (AGAIN), CAUSING HIM TO FALL (AGAIN).
[4] JOHN SMITH STANDS UP IMMEDIATELY!
[4+1 VS 6+1] JOHN SMITH LEADS THE HATTIESBURGIANS INTO MELEE! UNFORTUNATELY, SEVERAL OF THE HATTIESBURGIANS GET TENDERIZED BY THE FISTS OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS!
[6] JOHN SMITH IS COMPLETELY OKAY AND EVEN KILLED SOME SUPER-CYBORGS!
Quick change of plans, look for Chloe
[3+1 VS 5+1] JACK AND HIS PEACEFUL SUPER-CYBORGS STILL CAN'T FIND CHLOE, BUT THIS TIME THERE WASN'T EVEN A SHADOWY FIGURE RUNNING AT INSANE SPEED!
YOU HEAR SOME WEIRD NOISE IN THE VAULT CLINIC!
NPCS TURNS"MY PRESIDENT, THE CANDIDATE FROM "YAAARGH GRRAAAAAH" PARTY, GLADUSH RONURIST, IS WINNING THE ELECTION! BUT THE THINGS AREN'T COMPLETELY IN THE SHITTER; THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE ANGRY AT THE TAX COLLECTION SYSTEM'S CORRUPTION. WE CAN WIN THEIR VOTES IF WE RESHUFFLE THE TAX COLLECTION BUREAU AND FIRE THOSE WHO ARE CORRUPT!" SAYS MAIN ADVISOR OF THE PRESIDENT VIRGINIA!
MERCEDES' CLONE HAS DIED FROM RAPID AGING!
CHLOE CROWLEY'S ACTION IS SECRET!
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