TURN 19: YOINK GOT A WAIFU!Stop the fighting! Stop the fighting!
There is no need for this! We can work out a peaceful solution!
Vomit radioactive waste and disolve the handcuffs on my legs. Attemp to climb on Gladush again and flee to where the plump helmet men are, trying to recruit them into democracy. If I fail to free myself, have Gladush fight the militia and try to convince them to join democracy to win time.
((Unlike the others, Blatt is a big mutant cockroach, not a human-cockroach hybrid.))
Start sporadically making more Plump Helmet Man after I thank Bob, Lumbert, Plump, and Big Plump. Then have them do there own thing while I send Purple on a secret mission to free Blatt
(Wow didn't expect that to work pleasantly surprised btw how many plump helmet man and non plump helmet man (everybody else) are in Badassia atm lol)
[1] KING REGENT SCREAMS IN THE INTERCOM, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE COMMUNICATION SYSTEM IS GLITCHY RIGHT NOW! THE INTERCOM'S OUTPUT IS, "KILL THIS FOUL BEAST!"
INIT: [18], [11], [12], [17].[3 VS 6] BLATT VOMITS RADIOACTIVE WASTE ON THE 'CUFFS, BUT IT SEEMS THAT THE WASTE ISN'T CORROSIVE!
[6 VS 4] GLADUSH CHOMPS SOME MILITIA WITH ITS STEEL BILL, MAKING A MESS OF BLOOD, INNARDS AND GORE DRIP FROM ITS BILL!
[2 VS 1] RAT HUSSARS MAKE A DEEP HOLE IN GLADUSH'S BLOOD-STAINED BILL, NARROWLY AVOIDING BEING KNOCKED FROM THEIR STEEDS!
[1] IT LOOKS THAT YOU'RE INFERTILE, SO YOU FAIL TO RELEASE ANY SPORES!
[2+1 FOR DOING IT IN THE HEAT OF THE BATTLE VS 1] PURPLE HAS SUCCESSFULLY OPENED LEGCUFFS WITHOUT BEING NOTICED! HAVING A PAST OF THIEVING WEAPONS AND HIDING THEM TO MESS WITH THE WATCHERS CERTAINLY HELPS!
BLATT IS FREE NOW!Don't try to break the handcuffs just kick the guards to death my objective is in sight.
[1] YOU CANNOT WAKE UP! YOU HAVE TO ROLL YET AGAIN FOR WAKING UP IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT!
Convince the mutant alligators that I am one of them and we were born to rule the world.
[3 VS 6] "YOU DON'T HAVE SCALES, HAIRY RODENT! YOU'LL NOT RULE OVER US, MEGA-ALLIGATORS! YOU'LL MAKE A GOOD SNACK, AT LEAST!"
INIT: [15], [16][6 VS 4] THE MEGA-ALLIGATOR'S TEETH TEAR OFF RIGHT FRONT LEG OF THE RAT BARON!
BARON IS BLEEDING (DEATH IF NOT PATCHED IN 2 TURNS) AND LOST A LEG, BUT SINCE HE'S A QUADRUPEDE, HE DOESN'T GET ANY PENALTIES TO MOVEMENT! APOLOGISE TO MIGHTY QUEEN FOR TEMPORARY ABSENCE
INSPECT DEAD SCAVENGERS USING MY HEIGHTENED ROACH SENSES OR SOME SHIT AND DETERMINE WHICH WAY THEY CAME FROM (IF THEY NOT CARRYING MUCH SUPPLIES THEY CLEARLY NOT BASED FAR AWAY) AND GO RAID THEIR BASE FOR FLOUR, TAKING SOME OF THEIR LIMBS, GORE AND ENTRAILS WITH ME TO USE AS TOPPINGS IN CASE NOTHING ELSE AVAILABLE
PREFERABLY USE NINJA SKILLS TO STEALTHILY ENTER THEIR STOCKPILES AND MAKE PIZZA, BUT OTHERWISE JUST HAVE TO KILL ANYONE GUARDING IT I GUESS. USE BLOOD 'N' GUTS IN LIEU OF TOMATO PASTE ON PIZZA BASE, UNLESS I CAN FIND ACTUAL TOMATO PASTE IN THEIR SUPPLIES I GUESS. TOP THE PIZZA W/ BITS OF DEAD PEOPLE AND RAW INTESTINE SAUSAGES, OR, EVEN BETTER, ACTUAL VEG PIZZA TOPPINGS IF I FIND ANY SUCH THINGS EITHER THERE OR ON THE WAY. COOK PIZZA... AT ALL COSTS.
[5] YOUR ROACH SENSES TELL YOU THAT THE SCAVENGERS ARE FROM A RELATIVELY SMALL OUTPOST TO THE SOUTH!
[3 VS 5] YOU TRY TO SNEAK INTO THE STORAGE ON THE OUTPOST, BUT A SLEEPING SCAVENGER WAKES UP AND SHOOTS AT YOU! IT HITS YOU IN ONE OF YOUR LOWER LEGS! THANKFULLY, COCKROACHES HAVE THREE PAIRS OF LEGS, SO YOU MOVE USING YOUR MIDDLE PAIR!
[1 VS 1] LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE SCAVENGERS ON THE OUTPOST IS A MARTIAL ARTIST LIKE YOU! SHE'S SKILLED ENOUGH TO EVADE YOUR ATTACKS, BUT YOU ALSO EVADE ALL OF HER ATTACKS!
THE TIME IS OVER! AS A GEE EM, I'LL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU!
[3] GRATZ, YOU GET A WAIFU! AN UGLY, DOUBLE-CHINNED, FAT, BUT WAIFU! TOO BAD SHE'S ALSO TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING SHE DOES!Thank GigaGiant for help also, while i still have time before more of them come back, retry the thing with changing the eye colour
Thank GigaGiant for help also, while i still have time before more of them come back, retry the thing with changing the eye colour
Tell PaPaj he's welcome and ask him (and anyone else nearby) if he knows of any lost families missing a mother. Describe my family and ask if he's seen them.
PLAY BATTLEHYMN OF REPUBLIC REALLY LOUD
[5] JACK SUCCESSFULLY CHANGES THE EYE COLOR OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS! EVIL SUPER-CYBORGS HAVE A RED EYE, THE FREE ONES HAVE A BLUE ONE, AND YOU HAVE A GREEN EYE!
[1] CLAR ASKS JACK AND HIS FREE SUPER-CYBORGS ABOUT HER FAMILY WHEREABOUTS, BUT NEITHER JACK OR THE OTHER SUPER-CYBORGS KNOW WHERE THEY MIGHT BE! YOU GET EVEN MORE WORRIED FOR THEM!
[2] REPUBLIC'S BATTLE HYMN HAS NO EFFECT AT CLAR'S MOOD!
Look around inside and outside my cave and make sure my pickup is still near by.
[6] BILLY JOBOB'S PICKUP IS STILL ON ITS PLACE, BUT IT SEEMS THAT SOME SCAVENGERS ARE STEALING PICKUP'S FUEL!
MAKE BETTER VOCAL CHORDS
[5] VIRGINIA GROWS NEW AND MUCH BETTER VOCAL CHORDS, ALLOWING HEAR TO SPEAK ENGLISH AGAIN!
VIRGINIA IS NO LONGER MUTETELL ROSEHEART THAT SENTRY DUTY GREAT HONOR,
POST HSR TO SENTRY WITH 11 OTHER CITIZENS. THE REST WILL PLAY "HOW TO BE PATRIOT", FUN BRAINSTORMING GAME. ALL CITIZENS ARMED, AS TO BE READY.
"UNDERSTOOD! I GUESs I SHOULD ADDRESS YOU AS "SIR" FROM NOW ON?" ASKED ROSEHEART.
[6] WHILE ROSEHEART AND THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE DEFENDING THE SETTLEMENT, WATCHING FOR THE SCAVENGERS AND SUPER-CYBORGS, THE OTHER PLAY "HOW TO BE PATRIOT"! ONE OLD MAN WITH SHOTGUN SAYS, "LET'S JUST TRY TO FIND SOME ATOMIC BOMBS WHICH AREN'T EXPLODED, AND THEN, WE'LL DROP IT AT SUPER-CYBORGS HQ! THAT'S MY PLAN!" SAID CRAZY OLD MAN.
NPCS TURNSSCAVENGERS HAVE ALERTED THE OTHERS ABOUT INTRUDER ON THEIR OUTPOST!
MORE SCAVENGERS INCOMING NEXT TURN![6+1 VS 3+1 FOR FORTIFICATIONS!] SUPER-CYBORGS ARE BESIEGING HATTIESBURGS, AND THEY BROUGHT BIG GUNS! A HHER (HEAVY HIGHLY-EXPLOSIVE ROCKET) STRIKES THE FORTIFICATIONS, HEAVILY DAMAGING THEM AND KILLING FOUR PEOPLE!
[3] AN ENGINEER OF VAULT 341 HAS FIXED THE GENERATOR 02 DAMAGE!
MERCEDES IS PUT INTO A CLONING CAPSULE! AUTOMATIZED SYRINGES AND TUBES SUCK HER BLOOD AND DNA MATERIAL, THEN THE SAMPLE IS SAVED AND THE OTHER CAPSULE IS IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A CLONE!
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