TURN 13: THE STORM IS COMINGHelp Gladush to realize that he was always meant to be a great scientist!
Tame Gladush to become my beast bodyguard and help me overthrow the queen to establish democracy.
Put a Roach-suit to protect from radiation and explore the outside-world for cloning supplies I will have a breeding population of GLADUSH RONURIST
PROVE MY LOYALTY TO QUEEN BY JUDO-ROLLING THE TRAITOROUS BLATT TO THE GROUND AND COMMENCING TO STRANGLING
PROVIDE A VIOLENT VACCINE FOR THE DISEASE OF DEMOCRACY
INITIATIVE ROLLS: (EXCLUDING MERCEDES) [18], [17], [16] [1 VS 6-1 FOR BEING IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS] JOHN'S MUMBLE ABOUT 'SCIENCE' ANNOYS THE FORGOTTEN BEAST, MAKING IT SNAP OUT FROM THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
[4 VS 6] BLATT TRIES TO TAME GLADUSH, BUT THE SNACKS AREN'T TASTY ENOUGH!
[5 VS 2] THE FLYING KICK OF ARISTOTLE STRIKES BLATT IN THE ABDOMEN, SEVERELY BRUISING THE MUSCLES AND GUTS!
BLATT IS NOW VOMITING (-1 TO MOST ROLLS, BUT LASTS ONLY 1 TURN)![4] MERCEDES GOES TO THE SURFACE AND FINDS A VAULT. THE NUMBER OF 341.
[3] MERCEDES HAVEN'T FOUND ANY WAYS TO BREACH THE VAULT'S DOOR, SO SHE DIGS DEEP INSTEAD!
1 TURN UNTIL IT'S DONE!Become the wilderness.
[2] YOU'RE QUACKING, BUT YOU HAVEN'T BECOME THE WILDERNESS!
Try to take control of their nanomachines again and temporarily disable their arms and legs, if that fails, use my fire shield to burn these fuckers to a crisp
INITIATIVE ROLLS: [13], [10][3+1 VS 2+1] YOU GAIN SOME CONTROL OVER THE NANOMACHINES, SLOWING DOWN THE SUPER-CYBORGS' LIMBS!
[1 VS 4+1] SUPER-CYBORGS ARE TRYING TO TACKLE YOU BY SURROUNDING YOU FROM ALL SIDES, BUT YOU ACTIVATE REACTIVE MODE OF YOUR SUPER FIRE SHIELD, SENDING THE SUPER-CYBORGS FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM, WHILE BEING MELTED BY THE FIRE! THE SUPER-CYBORGS HAVE A REALLY HARD TIME TRYING TO BEAT THE FIRE OUT!
Action : Yell with drill sergeant voice at Clar : GET IN, SOLDIER, AMERICA NEEDS YOU.
(Another character who died pointlessly. Oh well, third time's the charm.)
First action: Search for clues regarding the whereabouts of my family.
Stay away from the scary armor.
[2] REFUSING TO JUMP INTO THE POWER ARMOR, YOU SEARCH THE TRAILER FOR THE CLUES ABOUT YOUR FAMILY! YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING, UNFORTUNATELY! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY TO SEARCH OUTSIDE THE STARTING AREA!
Attempt to befriend the other plump helmet man so they will fight for me if the roaches try to kick me out. when the time comes...
(Man rip my luck also I swear fail bird if you kick me out you will regret it! (possibly) lol)
[2] THE PLUMP HELMET MEN ARE TOO WEAK AND MORALLY BROKEN! THEY DON'T BELIEVE THAT THEY CAN SUCCESSFULLY REVOLT, EVEN IF THEY TAKE THEIR TIME!
JOHN SMITH TURNS AND LOOKS ROSEHEART IN THE EYE.
"NO."
HE RUNS OFF INTO THE DISTANCE TO SEARCH FOR FURTHER SURVIVORS.
HE WOULD SAVE THIS NATION YET.
IF ROSEHEART FOLLOW, MAKE SURE THEY KEEP UP. CARRY IF NEEDED.
ROSEHEART HAS TROUBLES KEEPING UP DUE TO HER BURNS, SO YOU DECIDE TO CARRY HER BY YOURSELF.
[3] YOU'RE RUNNING SOUTHEAST UNTIL YOU'RE IN HATTIESSBURG, MS. YOU SEE SOME FORTIFIED SHACKS AND OLD HOUSES IN THE OUTSKIRTS, WHICH MEANS THERE ARE PROBABLY SOME SURVIVORS!
Tame Gladush to become my beast bodyguard and help me overthrow the queen to establish democracy.
"Dis is mutiny! I built this land! Yous would be NOTHING without me! Dis' whole place would. widout me everyone here'd be dead!... 'cept the roaches, they's better then that."
Mushroom sounds
Hmm, a compromise then, you must work IN THE MINES. You will be the first one into any cavern. In turn, you stay within the kingdom.
Name: Aristotle
Appearance/Who are you: Teenage Mutant Nerdy Cockroach
Status: Healthy
First action: MIGRATE TO BADASSIA.
FINALLY, A PLACE THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AND WHERE I CAN FOCUS ON MY NINJA TRAINING IN PEACE!
IN
develop a serum to turn me into a giant beautiful(if you like giant humanoid insect monsters) monster insect queen.
[2] THE SERUM YOU MADE DOESN'T WORK! APPARENTLY, IT NEEDS TO BE USED IN HIGHLY-IRRADIATED ENVIRONMENT!
Grab the first aid and the bedroll and head back to the pickup and see if there's any place I could find some food.
[6] YOU SEE A GROCERY STORE, BUT IT'S GUARDED BY SCAVENGER GROUP OF SOME SORT.
[5] THEY'RE WELL ARMED AND EQUIPPED, ONE OF THEM, PRESUMABLY A LEADER, HAS A LASER RIFLE!
NATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS/NPCS TURNIRANIAN-INDIAN WAR:
[5 VS 6-1 FOR POOR MORALE] THE BATTLE FOR HARYANA STATE HAS BEGUN! COMBATANTS ARE FIGHTING FIERCELY, BUT INDIANS PUT ALMOST ALL OF THEIR ARMY TO DEFEND HARYANA, TO HOLD OFF THE IRANIAN RUSH ON IRRADIATED NEW DELHI!
THE BOMB HAS HIT TEHARAN! IRANIAN TROOPS GET -1 DUE TO POOR MORALE FROM NOW ONRADIATION SPREAD:
THE RADIATION FROM THE INDIAN NUKES SPREADS TOWARDS THE IRANIAN-IRAQI BORDER! IRAQ HAS NOT ENOUGH RESOURCES TO STOP RADIATION SPREAD!
[5] EUROPEAN SCIENTISTS SHIELDED EU, INCLUDING TURKEY, FROM RADIATION!
[3] MIDDLE-EASTERN SCIENTISTS YET AGAIN HAVE ONLY SLOWED DOWN THE RADIATION! OMAN, UAE, AND SOUTHERN PARTS OF SAUDI ARABIA ARE COVERED IN RADIATION!
[1] INDIANS FAILED TO CLEAN NEW DELHI FROM RADIATION! IN FACT, THEY'VE MANAGED TO START THE RADIATION SPREAD!
RAD-STORM HAS ARRIVED AT EAST COAST, AND IT WILL REACH ALABAMA AND MISSISSIPPI SOON ENOUGH!GLADUSH DECIDED TO ATTACK JOHN JOE JOHNSON, THE MAN WHO SNAPPED ITS OUT FROM EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
INITIATIVE ROLLS: [12], [15][5 VS 3] JOHN MANAGES TO OUT RUN GLADUSH RONURIST QUITE EASILY! MEANWHILE, ROACHISTANI MILITARY/MILITIA HAS ARRIVED TO FIGHT THE MONSTER!
[2 VS 4] GLADUSH DIDN'T KILLED ANYONE, BUT CROSSBOWROACHES HAVE MANAGED TO DENT ITS STEEL BILL WITH BOLTS SOMEWHAT!
[1] NO SUPER-CYBORGS ARRIVE THIS TURN.
"IF WE MANAGE TO FIND SOME SURVIVORS, CAN WE ASK THEM FOR THE MEDICAL SUPPLIES? I REALLY NEED TO TREATS THESE BURNS. ITS HURTFUL!" ASKED ROSEHEART JOHN SMITH ABOUT TREATMENT OF HER BURNS!
Poll
8 (80%)
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