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I would prefer to fight during The Nuclear Winter, even if it will be harsh as hell.

8 (80%)

I would prefer to fight after The Nuclear Winter. I prefer more balanced RTD.

2 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: November 25, 2017, 10:16:23 am

[Fluffe9911]

First action: Try to convince other just born Plump Helmet Man to start a uprising

Flashback intensifies

_{Its a coincidence I swear...}

[Glass]

First action: Try to convince other just born Plump Helmet Man to start a uprising

Please don't do this :|

[Fluffe9911]

First action: Try to convince other just born Plump Helmet Man to start a uprising

Please don't do this :|

_{You cant stop meh}

[Glass]

I can ask nicely, though.

Besides, we're dealing with a steel platypus forgotten beast. This really is not a good time for this, especially since the only other place to go is out into the irradiated wastelands, where we would all promptly die.

[Fluffe9911]

I can ask nicely, though.

Besides, we're dealing with a steel platypus forgotten beast. This really is not a good time for this, especially since the only other place to go is out into the irradiated wastelands, where we would all promptly die.

Alright fine still going to be a plump helmet man though lol
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Edit Edit Also if you guys some how mess up really bad in taming the steel platypus don't be suprised if I give a go in taming it as well lol

[Glass]

I can ask nicely, though.

Besides, we're dealing with a steel platypus forgotten beast. This really is not a good time for this, especially since the only other place to go is out into the irradiated wastelands, where we would all promptly die.

Alright fine still going to be a plump helmet man though lol
Edit done

Yeah, no prob with you being PH man.
Thanks.

[CABL]

Man this looks fun lol want to see if i can get some action
Name:? ? ?
Appearance/Who are you: Plump Helmet Man (One of the ones in Badassia)
Status: Healthy
First action: Try to talk to the weird cockroach creatures

Welcome aboard, Fluffe!

I'll wait for Yoink until the Friday. If he will not post on Friday or earlier, I'll move the game forward!

[Yoink]

Name: Aristotle
Appearance/Who are you: Teenage Mutant Nerdy Cockroach
Status: Healthy
First action: MIGRATE TO BADASSIA.
FINALLY, A PLACE THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AND WHERE I CAN FOCUS ON MY NINJA TRAINING IN PEACE!

[CABL]

Damn it! Failbird didn't post yet. I'll wait for them to post.

[Failbird105]

Begin engineering metal melting laser technology!

[CABL]

TURN 12: TROUBLES IN BADASSIA!

Tame forgotten beast using the bat corpses.

Assist the taming of the forgotten Perry beast.

[5+1 FOR THE ASSISTANCE vs 6] BLOTT AND JOHN JOE JOHNSON COLLECT ALL OF THE GIANT BAT CORPSES AND FEED THE FORGOTTEN BEAST! GLADUSH RONURIST IS CONFUSED AND INSTEAD OF ATTACKING, IT HAS AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!

Summon my duck-like spirit animal.

[3] YOUR DUCK-LIKE SPIRIT ANIMAL CATCHES YOU IN THE SKY AND LANDS SOMEWHERE IN THE WILDERNESS. THE SPIRIT ANIMAL IS TIRED, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN'T SUMMON IT UNTIL 2 TURNS HAVE PASSED.

Chop larc with circular saw, attempt to overcome programming and overload reactor core.

Chop larc with circular saw, attempt to overcome programming and overload reactor core.

PUNT MR. HANDY OVER TO SUPER CYBORGS. AWAY FROM BASEMENT. THEN LEAD FRAIL HUMANS FURTHER UNDERGROUND.

Chop larc with circular saw, attempt to overcome programming and overload reactor core.

PUNT MR. HANDY OVER TO SUPER CYBORGS. AWAY FROM BASEMENT. THEN LEAD FRAIL HUMANS FURTHER UNDERGROUND.

Flee from the saw wielding maniac and follow my ally further underground.

INITIATIVE ROLLS: [20], [16], [12]
[6 VS 3] THE PRECISE STRIKE OF GOLDSWORTHY CIRCULAR SAW LEAVES LARC ONE-LEGGED! LARC IS HEAVILY BLEEDING (DIES IN 3 TURNS WITHOUT MEDICAL ATTENTION) AND ONE-LEGGED (-1 TO ALL MOVEMENT ROLLS)
[6] GOLDSWORTHY OVERCOMES ITS PROGRAMMING AND EXPLODES LIKE A MINI-NUKE! THE CEILING IS GOING DOWN! ROLL FOR YOUR LIVES!
[1-1] LARC DIDN'T EVEN MOVE WHEN THE CEILING OF THE BASEMENT CRASHES HER BODY! MAKE A NEW CHARACTER, GIGAGIANT! WELL, CHARIOT ALSO NEEDS TO MAKE A NEW CHARACTER!
[4] JOHN SMITH IS FAST ENOUGH TO ABANDON THE BASEMENT! HE'S ON THE SURFACE RIGHT NOW!

Put on the mask and grab the rifle, and search around the town some more and see if there is any thing else.

[4] YOU FIND A FIRST AID KIT AND A BEDROLL!

Search for more FORGOTTEN BEAST, GLADUSH RONURIST we need a breeding population for civic improvement reasons.

[AUTO-FAIL] SORRY, BUT GLADUSH RONURIST IS A UNIQUE EXEMPLAR, JUST LIKE ALL FORGOTTEN BEASTS!

Take control of the squads nanomachines and turn their arms and legs off temporaily, move up to one of them and say "I am the original one,
 i created you, and i can destroy you." and then walk out turning on their limbs again

INITIATIVE ROLLS: [16], [13]
[2+1 VS 2+1] YOU CAN FEEL THE NANOMACHINES OF THE OTHER SUPER-CYBORGS IN THEIR BODIES, BUT YOU CAN'T GET CONTROL OVER THEM.
[4+1 VS 3+1] A LAYING SUPER-CYBORGS QUICKLY DRAWS HIS TASER PISTOL AND SHOOTS AN ELECTRIC ARC AT YOU. YOU GET STUNNED FOR A MOMENT, ALLOWING THE SUPER-CYBORGS TO KNOCK YOU DOWN AND DRAG YOU INTO THE VAULT 321, WHILE CLOSING THE GATE OF THE VAULT.

First action: Try to talk to the weird cockroach creatures

[1] THE COCKROACH CREATURES CONSIDER YOU DISGUSTING AND A POTENTIAL INTERNAL THREAT! A PETITION TO THE QUEEN VIRGINIA OF ROACHISTAN TO BANISH YOU FROM BADASSIA IS CREATED AND IS REVIEWED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF! (NOTE: DECLINING THE PETITION MAY MAKE SOME OF THE SUBJECTS REBELLIOUS)

First action: MIGRATE TO BADASSIA.
FINALLY, A PLACE THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AND WHERE I CAN FOCUS ON MY NINJA TRAINING IN PEACE!

[3] YOU TRAVERSE THE MISSISSIPPI WASTELAND TO LIVE IN BADASSIA! UNFORTUNATELY, THE GUARDS WILL NOT LET YOU IN UNTIL THE QUEEN VIRGINIA SAYS THAT YOU CAN ENTER THE CAPITAL OF ROACHISTAN.

Begin engineering metal melting laser technology!

[2] THE TREASURER TELLS YOU THAT THERE'S NO MATERIALS TO MAKE SUCH THING AS LASER! BESIDES, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS 'LASER'. ALSO, YOU HAVE A PETITION TO BANISH A CERTAIN PLUMP HELMET MAN AND A REQUEST FROM TEENAGE MUTANT NERDY COCKROACH!

NATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS/NPCS TURN

IRANIAN-INDIAN WAR:
[4 VS 1-1 FOR POOR MORALE] IRANIANS STEAMROLL THE COMPLETELY BROKEN INDIANS! PAKISTAN, KASHMIR, RAJASTAN, PUNJAB, AND GUJARAT ARE CAPTURED
[4] INDIA HAS LAUNCHED A NUCLEAR STRIKE ON TEHERAN, IRAN! 1 TURN UNTIL THE IMPACT!

RADIATION SPREAD:
[4] INDIAN SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY STOPPED THE RADIATION FROM SPREADING! EASTERN INDIA IS STILL IRRADIATED, THOUGH.
[3] MIDDLE EASTERN COLLABORATION HAS SLOWED THE RADIATION SPREAD FROM AFRICA DOWN! THE RADIATION STILL MANAGED TO COVER YEMEN!
[2] EUROPEAN SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO INVENT A DEVICE WHICH CAN STOP THE RADIATION SPREAD, BUT THEY DON'T SUCCEED!
A RAD-STORM HAS FORMED IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC WATERS, AND ITS MOVES RAPIDLY TOWARDS THE AMERICA!

[2] GLADUSH RONURIST CAN'T SNAP OUT FROM HIS EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!

[3] BADASSIAN LOCAL GUARDS ASSEMBLE A MILITIA FROM THE PEASANTS! A POORLY-EQUIPPED AND UNTRAINED, BUT MILITIA!

[6]MORE SUPER-CYBORGS COME TO SURROUND THE TEMPORARILY STUNNED JACK! SIX (DUH!) OF THEM ARRIVE!

WHEN THE BASEMENT COLLAPSED, ROSEHEART FELT THE VIBRATION IN THE GROUND. SEEING THE JOHN SMITH, SHE ASKS, "WHAT HAPPENED? ARE THE OTHER ONES ALIVE?"

[Glass]

Help Gladush to realize that he was always meant to be a great scientist!

[randomgenericusername]

Tame Gladush to become my beast bodyguard and help me overthrow the queen to establish democracy.

[ziizo]

Put a Roach-suit to protect from radiation and explore the outside-world for cloning supplies I will have a breeding population of GLADUSH RONURIST

[Secheral]

Become the wilderness.