TURN 10: BURN, BABY, BURN!OKAY, GUYS AND GALS! MAJORITY OF THE PLAYERS ARE FOR FIGHTING IN THE NUCLEAR WINTER! DON'T GET ANGRY WHEN YOU'LL DIE FROM COLD AND RADIATION!Name: John Joe Johnson
Who I am: a helluva engineer
Where I am: Welcome to Badassia!
First action: Do whatever needs doing. Start making some proper radiation shielding. Three main design ideas:
- Personal shielding suit
- Mobile anti-radiation field generator (for caravans/vehicles/whatever)
- Large-scale anti-radiation shield (would keep it out of our cities, though does nothing for if they get in)
[3] YOU MAKE SOME ANTI-RADIATION SHIELDING SUITS. THE OTHER DESIGNS, HOWEVER, REQUIRE A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY TO WORK!
Experiment with the rats to make them bigger, (Nuclear) Winter is coming and we will need many rats cloaks to be ready for it and probably rat calvary too.
[4] YOU MANAGE TO GROW THE RATS TO A GIANT SIZE BY FEEDING THEM A MIX OF SEEDS AND RADIATED SOIL. SOME OF THEM ARE SO BIG, THAT THEY CAN BE USED AS CAVALRY.
Name: Blatt
Appearance/Who are you: A cockroach that mutated from the radiation and became huge and sentient.
Status: Healthy
First action: Go to Badassia and ask if I can join Roachistan. If I'm accepted use mutant powers to attract roaches to the area and tame them to join Roachistan too.
[1] YOUR MUTANT POWERS HAVE ATTRACTED SOME PREDATORY ANIMALS FROM THE CAVERNS!
[4] YOU'VE ATTRACTED SOME GIANT BATS. THEY'RE DANGEROUS, BUT THEY'RE NOT CAVE CROCS OR FORGOTTEN BEAST LEVEL OF "FUCKED UP".
Go to the basement where everyone else is, also make super-cyborgs left eye glow dim blue, just becuse why not
Conduct a meeting with those with me in the basement. During the meeting, brainstorm ways to survive the nuclear Apocalypse.
Name: John Joe Johnson
Who I am: a helluva engineer
Where I am: Welcome to Badassia!
((Flashbacks to a certain University in Georgia. 
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JOHN SMITH UNDERSTANDS HIS TRUE CYBORG NATURE AND SMASHES MR. HANDY WITH HIS ROBO STRENGTH!
Oh, and also put out the fire.
((Croc, I prefer a survival focused RTD during the nuclear winter followed by a more combat focused fight for dominance after.))
Shoot john Smith with flamer, as he charges
Countercharge him with circular saw hand
((ACK! HAD NO IDEA I WAS BEING WAITED FOR. SORRY!
THAT DEATH WAS TRULY SOMETHING. BAHAHAHA. EVERYONE ELSE IS DUKING IT OUT WITH FLAMETHROWERS AND EYE LASERS AND MEANWHILE I CHOKE TO DEATH ON AN ILL-TIMED SNACK XD
AMAZING. AM NOT SURE HOW I CAN TOP THAT, BUT IF YOU WANT THEN OKAY))
Name: Yoink's "special" jeans
Appearance/Who are you: A horrifically dirty pair of open- knee jeans that may have once been a light grey colour but are now dark with filth. Spots of caked-on grime and various different-coloured stains break up the overall grey denim. Due to some shenanigans arising from the variety of bacteria and trace mildew within the jeans, they have somehow gained sentience - and of course they are stinky enough to walk by themselves, as the saying goes.
Status: Slightly tattered
First action: DISENTANGLE SELF FROM CORPSE OF MY FORMER HOST, AVOID SURROUNDING HAZARDS AND ASSESS VIABILITY OF POSSIBLE REPLACEMENT HOSTS IN BASEMENT
((DUMB IDEA, MAYBE NOT WRITTEN SO GOOD BECAUSE HALF ASLEEP BUT OH WELL IT BEDTIME FOR YOINK))
[6] YOU ENTER THE BASEMENT AND MAKE LEFT EYES OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS GLOW DIM BLUE. UNFORTUNATELY, THE SUPER-CYBORGS NOW CONSIDER YOU A TRAITOR TO THEIR KIND FOR SOME REASON!
[3 VS 4] [3 VS 2] WHILE LARC MANAGES TO PERSUADE GOLDSWORTHY TO STOP FIGHTING LIKE A CHILDREN. JOHN SMITH STILL WANTS REVENGE!
[5] GRATULIEREN! JOHN SMITH IST EIN SUPER-KYBORG NUN!
STATUS GAINED: SUPER-CYBORG (INVULNERABLE, +1 TO THE PUNCHING AND KICKING, ABILITY TO JUMP UP TO 1.9 YARDS (somewhere around 1.7 meters) HIGH)!INITIATIVE ROLLS: [9], [17]
GOLDSWORTHY ATTACKS FIRST!
[6 VS 2] GOLDSWORTHY'S FLAMER IGNITES JOHN SMITH! [6] LARC, ROSEHEART AND YOINK'S JEANS ARE BEING BURNED BY THE FIRE! IN FACT, THE WHOLE BASEMENT IS ON FIRE!
[3+1 VS 3] GOLDSWORTHY WAS REALLY CLOSE, BUT HE MISSED! JOHN SMITH'S PUNCH MAKES A HOLE IN THE BODY OF THE MR HANDY. IT DOESN'T AFFECT ANY SYSTEM OF THE ROBOT, THOUGH!
[2] JOHN SMITH CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP THE FIRE!
YOINK'S JEANS HAVE CHOSE JACK, THE SUPER CYBORG, AS THEIR TARGET, OUT OF DESPERATION!
[1 VS 6+1] JACK, THE SUPER-CYBORG, GRABS THE YOINK'S JEANS, WHO WERE ABOUT TO JUMP ON THE SUPER-CYBORG! JACK RIPS THEM IN HALF!
SORRY, YOINK, BUT YOU'RE DEAD AGAIN! MAKE A NEW CHARACER! ALSO, EVERYONE IN THE BASEMENT, EXCEPT JACK, ARE BURNING, OR IN CASE OF ONE ROBOTIC PLAYER, OVERHEATING! THE NEW LOCATION WILL BE SOMEWHERE IN THE RURAL MISSISSIPPI, AWAY FROM THE HIGHLY RADIOACTIVE JACKSON, MS!Find a tinfoil hat and wear it. Contact the tentacled overmind of Japan and ask it if it wants to hear something disturbing. Regardless of the answer loudly caution against the dangers of Super-cyborgs and trick it into signing a contract.
[3] YOU'VE FOUND LOW QUALITY TIN FOIL HAT!
[3] YOU CONTACT OVERMIND OF JAPAN, OR AT LEAST YOU THINK THAT THE STATUE OF BUDDHA IS A PHYSICAL FORM OF THE OVERMIND OF JAPAN!
[1] YOU HUG THE STATUE IN HOPES THAT THE OVERMIND WILL SPEAK TO YOU! OVERMIND OF JAPAN DOESN'T ANSWER!
[1] PEOPLE IN THE TEMPLE THINK THAT YOU'RE CRAZY AND CALL THE POLICE!
Name: Blatt
Appearance/Who are you: A cockroach that mutated from the radiation and became huge and sentient.
Status: Healthy
First action: Go to Badassia and ask if I can join Roachistan. If I'm accepted use mutant powers to attract roaches to the area and tame them to join Roachistan too.
There is no "asking" needed, she responds immediately upon seeing you approach
"Yes."
Now then
Develop a serum that turns human beings into anthropomorphic roach people. The more simultaneously ugly and cute, the better.
[3] YOU MAKE YOUR SERUM AND TRY IT OUT ON THE HUMAN BEINGS! THE AMOUNT OF SERUM IS LIMITED TO ONE MORE USE!
[5] YOU TURN A DECENT CHUCK OF THE POPULATION OF BADASSIA, ROACHISTAN INTO ANTHROPOMORPHIC ROACH PEOPLE! THEY HAVE BEST OF THE TWO WORLDS (RADIATION RESISTANCE OF COCKROACHES, LONG LIVES OF HUMANS)!
Try and find some clothing that will protect me from radiation.
[1] YOU FIND AND PUT ON TATTERED DIAPERS! THAT'S PRETTY STUPID OF YOU!
NATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS/NPCS TURNKOREAN UNIFICATION WAR:
[4+1 FOR COMBINED FORCES VS 4-1 FOR POOR MORALE] SOUTH KOREANS AND JAPANESE COMBINE THEIR FORCES TO STRIKE PYONGYANG! NORTH KOREAN ARMY IS QUICKLY DESTROYED AND THE FORCES OF SOUTH KOREA AND JAPAN HAVE OCCUPIED THE CAPITAL OF NORTH KOREA! THE KOREA IS UNITED!
NORTH KOREA IS NO MORE!IRANIAN-INDIAN WAR:
[3 VS 5] AFTER THE LONG BLOODBATH, INDIA STOPPED THE ATTACK OF IRAN AND COUNTER-STRIKES!
NEW DELHI HAS BEEN HIT! INDIAN GOVERNMENT, FOR THEIR OWN FORTUNE, ARE STILL HIDING IN THEIR SPECIAL FALLOUT SHELTER!
RADIATION SPREAD:
[4] DESPITE THE FLOW OF RADIATION FROM THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND FROM THE EASTERN EUROPE, EUROPEAN SCIENTISTS HAVE STOPPED THE RADIATION SPREAD INTO EU!
[5] AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS HAVE COMPLETELY STOPPED THE SPREAD OF RADIATION INTO THE CONTINENT! AUSTRALIA IS FULLY PROTECTED FROM RADIATION FROM NOW ON!
[2] KOREAN SCIENTISTS CANNOT STOP THE RADIATION! COUNTRY-WIDE EMERGENCY IS DECLARED!
[5] SOMEHOW, NORTH AFRICAN SCIENTISTS (ALGER, MOROCCO, TUNIS, LIBYA) HAVE SHIELDED THEIR COUNTRIES FROM THE RADIATION!
WEST AFRICA AND SOUTHEAST ASIA ARE TOO POOR TO FUND THE SCIENTISTS! SOUTHEAST ASIA IS COMPLETELY COVERED BY RADIATION RIGHT NOW!
[5-1 FOR BEING BURNED BADLY] ROSEHEART, DESPITE THE BURNS, MANAGES TO FLEE FROM THE BURNING BASEMENT!
[5 vs 4] ROACHISTANI CITIZENS ARE BEING HARASSED AND KILLED BY THE GIANT BATS ON THE LOWER LEVELS OF BADASSIA!
SUPER-CYBORGS SELECT THEIR LEADER!
[5], [1]. THE LEADER OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS IS CHIEF OFFICER OF SECURITY, CHLOE CROWLEY. SHE'S LIKED AMONG THE SUPER-CYBORG, AND NOBODY HAS QUESTIONS HER RIGHT TO RULE. FOR NOW, AT LEAST.
CURRENT LEADER OF SC: CHLOE CROWLEY
POPULARITY OF THE LEADER:
70%
Poll
8 (80%)
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