TURN 9: THE (NUCLEAR) WINTER IS COMINGNOTE: PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO REMIND ME IF I SKIPPED ROLLING FOR THE RADIATION SPREAD! MANY THANKS IN ADVANCE! ALSO, FROM NOW ON,
I'LL USE 4d6 FOR INITIATIVE ROLLS IN PVE AND PVP COMBAT!LAZOR EYES FLAMER DUDE THEN PERFORM HEIMLICH MANUEVER ON [YOINK'S CHARACTER]!
Tell cynical joke about australians
Use Mr Handy flamer to bathe in fire armed intruder in basement( John Smith dude who picked up pistol)
TRY NOT TO PANIC.
ACCEPT ANY OFFERS OF ASSISTANCE IN NOT-CHOKING, OTHERWISE JUST PUNCH SELF IN CHEST WHILST COUGHING THOROUGHLY
[4] YOU TELL A REALLY CYNICAL JOKE ABOUT AUSTRALIANS. SPECIFICALLY ABOUT A GREEDY AUSTRALIAN WHO DIED DUE TO CHOKING ON A POTATO CHIP.
[10, JOHN SMITH'S INITIATIVE]
[16, GOLDSWORTHY'S INITIATIVE]
[3 vs 5] JOHN SMITH DODGES THE FIERY SPRAY BY ROLLING AWAY TO THE LEFT. JOHN SMITH SCREAMS, "IMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR," UNLEASHING SCORCHING LASERS FROM HIS EYES, BURNING HIS COMMUNICATOR AND HUMOR EMITTER ARRAY! [5] GOLDSWORTHY'S FLAMER HAS MANAGED TO IGNITE ROSEHEART AND THE MAN WITH A GUN, WHOSE NAME IS STILL UNKNOWN. IT'LL BE TOUGH DAY FOR THE ROBOT IF ROSEHEART AND GUNMAN SURVIVE.
STATUS GAINED: DAMAGED COMMUNICATOR AND HUMOR EMITTER ARRAY (CAN'T TALK/TELL JOKES).[1] YOINK PANICS LIKE CRAZY, AND THE POTATO CHIP IS NOW WILL BE EVEN HARDER TO REMOVE!
[1] JOHN SMITH TRIES TO HELP YOINK BY PERFORMING HEIMLICH MANEUVER. HE CAN'T GET A GOOD GRASP ON YOINK'S ABDOMEN DUE TO THE PANIC OF YOINK. YOINK CLOSES HIS EYES AND YOU FEEL THAT HE CAN'T STAND ANYMORE BY HIMSELF. YOINK IS DEAD! MAKE A NEW CHARACTER!
Start a rat farm. A place where rats will be breeded, grow fat and butchered for their meat and fur.
[4] GRATULIEREN, DU HAST EIN RATTE BAUERNHOF GEMACHT! WAS WIRST DU JETZT MACHEN?
Combine cow and leftover nukes to create a flying steed. Ride it to Japan.
[5] COMBINING THE COW AND RADIATION, YOU HAVE CREATED A TWO-HEADED COW WITH DRAGONFLY'S WINGS! YOU SADDLE IT AND FLY TO JAPAN!
JARL IS IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW!I am gonna create a hivemind of cyborgs like myself, using nanobots to infect people and slowly turn them into the hivemind
[4] YOU FIND VAULT 321 (THE ONE WHICH REJECTED SUM GAI) AND LAUNCH YOUR NANOBOTS INTO THE VENTILATION SYSTEM.
[6] YOU TURN THE WHOLE VAULT 321 (THAT'S ABOUT 1K OF THE PEOPLE) INTO SUPER-CYBORGS, BUT IT SEEMS THAT EACH OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS HAS AN INDIVIDUAL PERSONALITY AND FREE WILL OF THEIR OWN.
[1] THEY SEEM TO HAVE A PLAN TO REPOPULATE THE US AND KILL OFF THE WEAK "FULLY-ORGANIC" PEOPLE.
Search the basement for anti-radiation suits.
[3] YOU FIND A COUPLE OF BREATHING MASKS.
Continue general expansion and improvement of the Democratic Republic of Cockroach! (Avoid the circus.)
[1] DURING THE MINING OPERATION, YOU'VE CAUSED CAVE-IN!
YOU AND YOUR EXPEDITION (THE ROLLS ARE SEPARATE) NEED TO ROLL AT LEAST 3 TO AT LEAST SURVIVE WITH SOME INJURIES OR DIE![2] SUM GAI GETS SQUASHED BY A SCHIST BOULDER!
MAKE A NEW CHARACTER! BECAUSE GLASS IS A SUBJECT OF ROACHISTAN, HE CAN CHOOSE TO RESPAWN IN THE BADASSIA, INSTEAD OF SOME BASEMENT IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF (NOW DESTROYED) JACKSON, MS![5] THE EXPEDITION HAS SURVIVED, AND WITH A ABILITY TO GO BACK HOME!
Use the decaying ants to fertilize ground for the plump helmet farms!
[6] THE DECAYING ANTS SOMEHOW MAKE THE PLUMP HELMET 'SHROOMS INCREDIBLY BIG AND ALSO SENTIENT!
[4] LUCKILY, THEY SEEM TO BE RATHER FRIENDLY!
Run from the bear and see if the pickup is still around if it is drive off.
[5] BEAR IS NOT INTERESTED IN FOLLOWING YOU, SO YOU GET OUT FROM THE CAVE.
[5] MOST INTERESTING, THE PICKUP IS COMPLETELY UNHARMED BY THE NUKES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. YOU DRIVE AWAY FROM THE CAVE AND THE MOUNTAIN.
NATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS/NPCS TURNKOREAN UNIFICATION WAR:
JAPAN JOINS THE WAR AS AN ALLY OF SOUTH KOREA![5 vs 3] THE RETREAT OF SOUTH KOREAN FORCES WAS A WAY TO BAIT NORTH KOREANS INTO THE ARTILLERY FIRE! NORTH KOREANS SUFFER HEAVY LOSSES!
[4 vs 3] JAPANESE MARINES HAVE LANDED ON THE SHORES OF NORTH KOREA! THEY CAPTURE NAMPO, AN IMPORTANT PORT, LOCATED TO THE SOUTHWEST FROM PYONGYANG. THE DISTANCE TO THE PYONGYANG IS 57,8 KILOMETERS/37 MILES FROM NAMPO.
[2] NORTH KOREA FAILS TO LAUNCH THEIR NUKES AGAIN DUE TO THE POWER PROBLEMS! KIM JONG-UN DEMANDS MASS CONSCRIPTION!
[3] NORTH KOREA GETS ALMOST A MILLION OF THE CONSCRIPTS! NEEDLESS TO SAY, THEY HAVE NO WILL TO FIGHT AT ALL, AND THEY'RE VERY "GREEN" AT WARFARE!
IRAN CONSIDERS THAT THE SUDDEN PUSH OF A RADIATION TO THEIR COUNTRY FROM THE IRAN/INDIA BORDER IS A SECRET INDIAN WEAPON, WHICH CAN REDIRECT THE FLOW OF RADIATION.
IRAN DECLARES WAR ON INDIA!IRANIAN-INDIAN WAR:
[4] IRAN LAUNCHES NUCLEAR STRIKE ON NEW DELHI, THE CAPITAL OF INDIA!
1 TURN TO HIT NEW DELHI![6 vs 6] IRANIAN FORCES TRY TO CONQUER THE RECENTLY CONQUERED BY INDIA PAKISTAN. NEITHER IRAN OR INDIA ARE MAKING GAINS RIGHT NOW, BUT THE FIGHT IS A FUCKING BLOODBATH!
MOSCOW IS DESTROYED COMPLETELY, THANKS TO THE EUROPEAN/NATO NUKES!
VOLODIMIR BUTIN, THE LEADER OF RUSSIA, HIDES SOMEWHERE BENEATH THE SURFACE OF RUSSIAN LAND! WITHOUT HIS DIRECT INFLUENCE, RUSSIA HAS CAPITULATED TO NATO! KALININGRAD, OR WHAT THE GERMANS CALLED "OSTPREUSSEN", IS A GERMAN TERRITORY YET AGAIN! THE CRIMEA WAS ALSO RETURNED TO UKRAINE IN THE PEACE DEAL! NOT THAT IT MATTERS WHO WON THE WAR, BECAUSE THE POPULATION OF THE HUMANS WAS REDUCED FROM ~7.6 BILLIONS TO ~3.1 BILLIONS!
ALSO
NUCLEAR WINTER IS COMING!RADIATION SPREAD AND THE ACTS OF SCIENTISTS TO STOP IT:
[6] MEXICAN SCIENTISTS ARE SUCCESSFUL AT STOPPING THE RADIATION FROM EXPANDING INTO THE COUNTRY, BUT NOW THE RADIATION SPREAD RAPIDLY TOWARDS THE CANADA!
[6] CANADIAN SCIENTISTS STOP THE RADIATION SPREAD INTO THE COUNTRY, MAKING IT SPREAD INTO THE ARCTIC AND ATLANTIC OCEAN!
[2] AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS CAN'T STOP THE RADIATION FROM SPREADING INTO THE COUNTRY. COUNTRY-WIDE EMERGENCY IS DECLARED!
[1] EUROPEAN SCIENTISTS ACCIDENTALLY HASTED THE SPREAD OF RADIATION INTO EU!
[1] SOUTH KOREAN SCIENTISTS MAKE THE SITUATION WITH RADIATED SEOUL EVEN WORSE!
[5] JAPAN IS PROTECTED FROM RADIATION COMPLETELY FROM NOW ON!
SOUTHEAST ASIAN COUNTRIES (BURMA, THAILAND, VIETNAM) AND NORTH KOREA ARE TOO POOR TO KEEP THE RADIATION FROM SPREADING!
[3] ROSEHEART SURVIVES THE BURNING BY DROPPING AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR OF THE BASEMENT, BUT SHE'S COVERED IN SECOND DEGREE BURNS AND IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!
[1] GUNMAN PASSES OUT IN PAIN AND DIES FROM THE FIRE! WE HARDLY KNEW YE. HELL, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS YOUR NAME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
THE BASEMENT IS ON FIRE! STOP IT!
IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ: SINCE THE NUCLEAR WINTER WILL BEGIN IN A FEW TURNS, MARKING THE NEW AND THE LAST ERA FOR THE MANKIND (WELL, EXCEPT JAPAN TO SOME EXTENT, PRAISE THE JAPANESE SCIENCE!), AND I HAVE THE INTENT TO TURN THIS RTD INTO A "FACTION WAR" TYPE OF RTD. THE THING IS: WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIGHT DURING THE NUCLEAR WINTER, WHICH WILL REQUIRE ANTI-RADIATION EQUIPMENT OR RESISTANCE TO SURVIVE ON THE SURFACE, OR SURVIVE PAST THE NUCLEAR WINTER AND FIGHT AFTER IT PASSES. THE LATTER OPTION WILL MEAN MORE NPCS TO RECRUIT INTO THE FACTION, EASIER SURFACE EXPLORATION, AND AS A RESULT, MORE BALANCED "FACTION WAR" GAME. THE FORMER OPTION (FIGHT IN THE NUCLEAR WINTER) MEANS THAT IT'LL BE HARSHER AND THE BALANCE WILL BE WEIGHTED TOWARDS THE SUPER-CYBORGS! DON'T WORRY, I'LL MAKE A POLL SO YOU GUYS AND GALS CAN DECIDE!
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