TURN 24: THE ENEMY STRIKES FIRST!JJJ goes door-to-door (or whatever the closest equivalent is down here), asking people what it is they think should change about our country and society. Find out what the biggest issues are and possible ways to solve them.
THE POPULATION OF BADASSIA IS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION. THEY THINK THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE CAPITAL, AND THEY WOULD LIKE SOME EXPANSION TO OFFSET IT!
Have Plump make Plump Helmet man while Big Plump Purple Bob and Lumbert help boost my popularity by putting up fliers and just saying nice things about me in general in the meantime I will give a presidential speech like this.
-SPEECH-
[4] PLUMP MAKES MORE PLUMP HELMET MEN!
[4] BIG PLUMP, PURPLE, BOB, AND LUMBERT GAVE YOU A NICE POPULARITY BOOST!
[2] YOUR CANDIDATE SPEECH ENDS UP BEING VERY BORING DUE TO YOUR MONOTONE AND TIRED VOICE! YOUR ELECTORATE HAS FALLEN ASLEEP, AND YOU LOSE SOME POPULARITY!
blah blah monster is winning, blah blah taxes.
"Oh right, the tax thing people were talking about... wait when did we get taxes anyway? Nevermind, fix that, and bring those bad ones here."
Fire them in person, if any of them speak up, smash one.
(I like how basically all the reasons for having the revolution where made up by the players who started the revolution)
[6] YOU FIRE ALL OF THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR TAXES AND ECONOMY, INCLUDING YOUR STEWARD! HOWEVER, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY SIDED WITH MONARCHIST MOVEMENT! BE THANKFUL THAT NO ONE TAKES THE MOVEMENT SERIOUSLY!
ANYWAY, YOU GET A BIG BONUS TO THE VOTES!
Try to convince the Plump Helmet Men that Gladush is a better candidate than the ex-queen. Gladush also tries to be more imposing to gain more supporters.
[5] "Y'KNOW, THAT SPEECH FROM THAT CANDIDATE WAS SO FRIGGING BORING! WE'LL VOTE FOR GLADUSH, THEN.
Make a candidate speech.
[6] GLADUSH DOES A GRANDIOSE "SPEECH", CONSISTING OF DEATH GROWLS AND STOMPING THE GROUND! PEOPLE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING, BUT THEY WERE STILL INSPIRED BY THE SPEECH! ANYWAY, "YAAARGH GRRAAAAAH" GETS A BOOST TO POPULARITY
THE POLL: 5% (FLUFFE/PLUMP HELMET LEADER) 10% (GLASS/JJJ) 40% (FAILBIRD/EX-QUEEN VIRGINIA) 45% (GLADUSH RONURIST)
1 TURN UNTIL THE ELECTION CYCLE IS OVER!
Climb out of wreckage and punch more walls.
[AUTO-FAIL] NO WALLS DETECTED!
[3] YOU PUNCH TREES INSTEAD!
[4] GATOR MUTANTS DON'T SEEM TO MIND IT AT ALL!
try to posses many guards as possible at the same time
INIT: [7], [19][3 VS 2] THE VAULT SECURITY HITS ONE OF THE CLONES IN THE CHEST!
[4] IT'S NOT YOU!
[2 VS 3] YOU TRY TO USE YOUR POSSESSION TRICK, BUT THE COUNTER-FIRE MAKES YOU RETREAT INTO THE COVER!
Get to the Vault Clinic, expecting anything
[2] YOU ENTER THE VAULT CLINIC. YOU SEE AT LEAST TEN OPERATION TABLES AND TWO DEACTIVATED MISTER HANDIES. YOU HEAR SOME PERIODICAL BEEPING FROM THE COMPUTER IN THE CLINIC, WHICH MAKES YOU LOOK AT THE COMPUTER...
[5+2 FOR SUPER-CYBORG BONUS AND SURPRISE ATTACK VS 3+1] CHLOE JUMPS OUT FROM THE VENT LOCATED ON THE CEILING! BECAUSE YOU WERE DISTRACTED BY THE COMPUTER'S BEEPING, YOU WEREN'T QUICK TO REACT FAST ENOUGH! CHLOE APPLIES BOOT TO YOUR HEAD, CAUSING YOU TO LOSE THE BALANCE AND FALL ON THE GROUND UNCONSCIOUS!
1 TURN UNTIL YOU WAKE UP!Tell the cyborgs to retreat if they want to live. Proceed toward my children's location. Any Cyborg that stands in my way gets a rocket to the face.
Assist in BRUTALLY DESTROYING CYBORGS and try to leave one alive, but crippled for interrogation.
"THE OFFER OF SURRENDER IS REFUSED. TO ACCEPT YOUR OFFER IS TO VIOLATE THE ORDER THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO US. PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION, SUBHUMAN." CALMLY SAID ONE OF THE SUPER-CYBORGS.
INIT: [16], [19][2+1 vs 1+1] THE SUPER-CYBORGS' LAZOR EYES HIT CLAR IN THE HELMET, CAUSING SOME INTERFACE SCREW! CLAR LOST THE BONUS FROM POWER ARMOR'S ASSISTANCE FOR 1 TURN!
[4 VS 6+1] DUE TO THE INTERFACE SCREW, THE ROCKET JUST FLIES WITHOUT HITTING ANYONE!
[4] IT HIT THE CEILING NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN! NOW YOU'LL NEED TO CLEAN UP THE RUBBLE TO GET TO THE KINDERGARTEN... ASSUMING YOU'LL BE ALIVE!
Throw some rocks or some similar items at the guys that are shooting at me without getting out from behind the rock, doesn't have to hit them just distract them.
[1] YOU THROW SOME ROCKS, BUT THE SCAVENGERS ARE STILL FOCUSED ON YOU!
blah blah monster is winning, blah blah taxes.
"Oh right, the tax thing people were talking about... wait when did we get taxes anyway? Nevermind, fix that, and bring those bad ones here."
Fire them in person, if any of them speak up, smash one.
ASSIST, BY SECRETLY FORMING A GROUP OF THE QUEEN'S REMAINING SUPPORTERS INTO AN INTELLIGENCE SERVICE, CONSISTING OF LOYALIST SPIES AND AGENTS.
IF SUCCESSFUL, SEND SOME OF THEM TO DO THE QUEEN'S BIDDING AS OUTLINED ABOVE
((SORRY, I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR ASSIST...)
[4] YOU'VE CREATED A WELL-TRAINED INTELLIGENCE SERVICE!
[5] THEY HAVE INFILTRATED THE MONARCHIST MOVEMENT, WHICH HAS THE FIRED CORRUPT PEOPLE! YOU CAN TRY TO FABRICATE THE EVIDENCE THAT THEY PLANNING TERROR ATTACK!
OPEN FIRE ON CYBORGS!
INIT: [17], [18][2+1 VS 2+1] SUPER-CYBORGS ARE PUSHING FORWARD DUE TO HATTIESBURGIANS RETREATING FOR THE RANGED COMBAT, AND SUCCEED AT KILLING SOME OF THE MILITIA!
[2+1 VS 5+1] UNFORTUNATELY, HATTIESBURG MILITIA HAS STORMTROOPER SYNDROME THIS TURN! THE BEAMS HITTING THE TREES, BUT NOT SUPER-CYBORGS!
NPCS TURNSCHLOE DRAGS JACK SOMEWHERE ACROSS THE VENTILATION!
[1] MONARCHISTS WERE TRYING TO HOLD A STRIKE, BUT THE PEOPLE LAUGH AT THEM AND THROW ROTTEN PLUMP HELMETS AT THEM!
"MY PRESIDENT, GLADUSH RONURIST IS WINNING. PERHAPS IT'S TIME TO USE INTELLIGENCE TO SLANDER GLADUSH'S REPUTATION" SAID MAIN ADVISOR.
YOINK'S WAIFU WANTS TO WORK IN INTELLIGENCE SERVICE YOINK HAS CREATED. ACCEPT? Y/N?
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