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Author Topic: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda  (Read 24670 times)

hector13

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #225 on: November 29, 2017, 07:34:06 am »

Get in the van
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #226 on: November 29, 2017, 07:45:30 am »

"Why would a pregnant woman risk herself against a gang of loonies like this? This place is very foolish indeed. We're doing this girl a favor, getting her away from these ... these apes."

Make sure the girl and I are properly seatbelted, if such things exist in this van. Either way, Faye will attempt to catch sight of anyone run over by the van.

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #227 on: November 29, 2017, 07:50:00 am »

(What happened to your original color?)
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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #228 on: November 29, 2017, 08:01:40 am »

(What happened to your original color?)

((oops. I'll go fix them))

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #229 on: November 29, 2017, 09:26:24 am »

Keep Medicalling Albert. If anything, its good practice!
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #230 on: November 29, 2017, 11:18:05 pm »

"I heard someone mention a bazooka."
Drive out of here at full speed. Determine fastest route using my intelligence and don't bother avoiding any civilians in the way unless crashing into them would slow us down.
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Brace myself for a rocky ride.
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #231 on: December 02, 2017, 03:54:13 am »

Get in the van

Ivan jumps into the TRUCK.

It looks something like this, so it's more sturdy than the mystery machine.
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"I heard someone mention a bazooka."
Drive out of here at full speed. Determine fastest route using my intelligence and don't bother avoiding any civilians in the way unless crashing into them would slow us down.
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Brace myself for a rocky ride.
"Why would a pregnant woman risk herself against a gang of loonies like this? This place is very foolish indeed. We're doing this girl a favor, getting her away from these ... these apes."

Make sure the girl and I are properly seatbelted, if such things exist in this van. Either way, Faye will attempt to catch sight of anyone run over by the van.


Faye and Myrtle strap in. They look out the windows in anticipation for more glorious carnage.

Keep Medicalling Albert. If anything, its good practice!

And Reginald tries to medical the Albert again, even as the truck speeds off.

Rolling Intelligence + !science! -1:
3d6>=4f1  = (5 1 6, 1 success) = 1
Reginald barely manages to not make the Albert get any worse. He holds on to severed arteries with his bare hands as they bounce about in the speeding truck.

"I heard someone mention a bazooka."
Drive out of here at full speed. Determine fastest route using my intelligence and don't bother avoiding any civilians in the way unless crashing into them would slow us down.

Mean while Jay Drives!
He rolls Dexterity + Auxiliary for some epic driving:
3d6>=4f1  = (6 5 6, 3 successes) = 3

He flattens the oncoming mob like pins in a bowling lane. A rocket streaks harmlessly pass and explodes on a gaggle of gawking housewives, creating a crater where they once stood. The passengers feel the crunch of skulls cracking as the trucks' wheels roll over the fallen. Gunfire and harsh language plink harmlessly off the sides of the vehicle.

Jay finds an opening and speeds off into the sunset, with the team safely in stow, and a little psychic girl in tow.

Stand by for debrief

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #232 on: December 02, 2017, 08:38:46 am »

"We did what we had to do. We captured the anomay and nothing else matters. The mission has been successfully completed."
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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #233 on: December 02, 2017, 08:54:08 am »

Ivan just shakes his head
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #234 on: December 02, 2017, 09:36:05 am »

"Stop shaking your head like that. You are going to reopen your wounds. Where were you and how did you fracture your head?"
*Tick*   *Tock*
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #235 on: December 02, 2017, 10:11:18 am »

"That's a mission well dont in my book
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #236 on: December 02, 2017, 10:40:30 am »

I will continue helping

((Should i get a bonus for helping multiple turns in a row, "taking ten" in d&D terminology))
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #237 on: December 02, 2017, 01:42:22 pm »

Refuse medical help until we’re back at base (‘cause fuck you guys and your “medical training” :P)

Return Myrtle’s phone to her, pointedly ignoring Jay

Here is your phone, señora.
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #238 on: December 02, 2017, 02:39:02 pm »

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He flattens the oncoming mob like pins in a bowling lane. A rocket streaks harmlessly pass and explodes on a gaggle of gawking housewives, creating a crater where they once stood. The passengers feel the crunch of skulls cracking as the trucks' wheels roll over the fallen. Gunfire and harsh language plink harmlessly off the sides of the vehicle.
"Oh, my lord..."
Seeing a glimpse of the carnage, Myrtle immediately looked away. All this needless violence was starting to make her feel queasy. She focused her mind on more comfortable thoughts, like pleasant memories of baking cookies and petting her cat.

Refuse medical help until we’re back at base (‘cause fuck you guys and your “medical training” :P)

Return Myrtle’s phone to her, pointedly ignoring Jay

Here is your phone, señora.

Accept the phone.

"Oh, thank you, sir." Myrtle sighs in relief as she takes the phone. "I was dreadfully worried. I do hope you got some good use out of it."

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #239 on: December 02, 2017, 03:03:08 pm »

faye waits for briefing, after having delivered teh girl to the appropriate party. Faye also carefully stashes that syringe along with her other belongings.
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