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Author Topic: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda  (Read 24710 times)

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #150 on: November 12, 2017, 07:54:13 am »

If spaz doesn't manage to taze the girl shoot her with the riot gun, but even if he does shoot her just for good measure

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #151 on: November 12, 2017, 10:17:26 am »

(This is going to go poorly)

Ivan takes the footage to the diner, playing the most damning parts of Matilda on silent to the locals. Say a friend sent it to you.
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #152 on: November 12, 2017, 04:30:47 pm »

(This is going to go poorly)

Ivan takes the footage to the diner, playing the most damning parts of Matilda on silent to the locals. Say a friend sent it to you.
((I do wish my stated action had kept me from actually saying that out loud with the phone recording like that. Ah well, what ya gonna do? Good luck!

though, might be abetter idea to wait on that til the next day. I don't really know.))

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #153 on: November 12, 2017, 04:43:11 pm »

(Ivan wants out the way of the upset little girl with psychokinesis while a large group of armed people are about to attack her :p)
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #154 on: November 12, 2017, 07:14:17 pm »

(This is going to go poorly)

(Probably. Maybe after she kills several of us, she'll feel so guilty about it that she'll just give herself up. We can always hope.)

Seeing Reggie in need of rescue, Myrtle's compassionate heart gets the better of her and she boldly rushes into action...by slowly exiting the vehicle, putting her gas mask on (to protect her delicate face), and limping toward the poor guy at a snail's pace.

Put on my gas mask for slight facial protection. Then slowly approach Reggie and use my medical pouch to stop the bleeding. If Matilda mistakes me for some kind of monster or something and starts throwing knives my way, then immediately retreat back to the van.
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #155 on: November 12, 2017, 08:23:08 pm »

"GAH SO MUCH FOR DIPLOMACY"

QUICKLY! COMBAT ROLL ACROSS THE LAWN TO SAFETY!
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #156 on: November 13, 2017, 11:03:35 am »

Barge into the house and hold the trash can high, try to taze the girl
"Oh hell, seems crap just hit the fan. Coming in!

If spaz doesn't manage to taze the girl shoot her with the riot gun, but even if he does shoot her just for good measure

Matilda rolls on willpower to "snap out of it"
2d6>=4f1  = (5 5, 2 successes) = 2
She is fully alert now.

She sends a volley of knives at Albert, rolling Willpower+Intuition
4d6>=4f1  = (3 1 3 5, 0 successes) = 0

But she botches it. Sharp silverware is flying in random directions!

Albert closes the distance and fires at Matilda!
3d6>=4f1  = (1 3 5, 0 successes) = 0
d6  = (4) = 4

He hits Miss Honey instead! High voltage currents arc through her body, sending every muscle into involuntary spasms! Besides the fact that she has loss control of her entire musculatory system, she seems fine though.

Jebbedier shoots at Matilda with the pepper ball gun!
4d6>=4f1  = (5 6 5 1, 2 successes) = 2
Oleoresin Capsicum stings at the eyes and throat of the little girl!
d6  = (1) = 1
Matilda is also having an asthma attack!

Attempt to wake up and drive towards the closest hardware store to buy tools and specific parts to work my scrap metal(cogs, screws, cranks, etc). If I fail to wake up, keep dreaming of clockwork.

1d6>=4f1  = (3, 0 successes) = 0
You drive towards the closest hardware store, it is filled with every tool you can imagine. You go nuts on a shopping spree, only to find that it has been all a dream. You wake up, and realize that the stores are closed at this time.

(This is going to go poorly)

Ivan takes the footage to the diner, playing the most damning parts of Matilda on silent to the locals. Say a friend sent it to you.

You roll charisma + Intuition: 3d6>=4f1  = (3 5 5, 2 successes) = 2

You make a convincing appeal to fear. This is the girl the villagers' children go to school with! Many of them are stunned.
d6  = (3) = 3
But remain relatively apathetic. They don't know what to do in such cases. Something like this has never happened to their quiet little settlement.

If spaz manages to taze the girl, use the Thiopental to sedate her, then load her in the van and head home, with or without Miss Honey, whom Faye will invite along. Once the girl is sedate and in the van, Faye will load the Tetrodotoxin into the syringe and be ready, in case the girl goes nuts.

If spaz does not manage to taze the girl, Faye will take cover - preferably behind a house or something.


Intelligence roll: 1d6>=4f1  = (5, 1 success) = 1
Spaz missed, hitting Miss Honey, but the girl seems to be having an asthma attack, giving you the opportunity to go up to her and inject her with anything you want!

You inject Matilda with Thiopental. She goes limp as a fish.

(This is going to go poorly)

(Probably. Maybe after she kills several of us, she'll feel so guilty about it that she'll just give herself up. We can always hope.)

Seeing Reggie in need of rescue, Myrtle's compassionate heart gets the better of her and she boldly rushes into action...by slowly exiting the vehicle, putting her gas mask on (to protect her delicate face), and limping toward the poor guy at a snail's pace.

Put on my gas mask for slight facial protection. Then slowly approach Reggie and use my medical pouch to stop the bleeding. If Matilda mistakes me for some kind of monster or something and starts throwing knives my way, then immediately retreat back to the van.

Intelligence + !Science!: 2d6>=4f1  = (3 5, 1 success) = 1
You approach Reginald and apply a compressive dressing on his eye.



Meanwhile, several neighbours come out of their homes to check on the screaming. They see this black truck outside Miss Honey's house, Miss Honey and Matilda both knocked out, and a bunch of shifty people hovering over them...
One of them yells at you to stop. Another says "I'll get the shotgun, ma!"

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #157 on: November 13, 2017, 11:11:18 am »

"Someone grab the old lady and get her in the van, now! We gotta go before these idiots get in the way."

Grab the girl, get in the van, go!

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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #158 on: November 13, 2017, 11:31:04 am »

Is the anomaly secured? I was unable to help due to lack of weapons. Make sure to use the handcuffs to restrain her.
I'm already in the van. Get in the driver seat and prepare to get out of here once I have confirmed the anomalous girl is in the van. If I have time, wait for everyone else to get in the van too.
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #159 on: November 13, 2017, 11:55:30 am »

(Might want to grab Miss Honey as well, she's a prime witness, And the foundation can use her as leverage to control Matilda)
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #160 on: November 13, 2017, 12:22:20 pm »

Jeb grabs Miss Honey and runs into the van
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #161 on: November 13, 2017, 12:26:33 pm »

"Get up lad, it's time to go!"

Lightly whack Reggie with my cane a couple times to distract him from his horrible pain so that he can focus and rush back to the van. Then hobble back over to the van. Accept any assistance offered to me.
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #162 on: November 13, 2017, 12:33:27 pm »

Cry in a Manly fashion, then Brave Sir Robin to the van. When in van, give medical to self.
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #163 on: November 13, 2017, 12:54:17 pm »

Drop the "shield", take out the nail gun, and exit the house and give a warning shot to those outside. if that shot gun guy shows up, shoot him in the foot.
"Let's get going. Anyone who doesn't vacate the area immediately can and will be shot and killed! This is coming from the government, any who fight back are terrorists to be executed."
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Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« Reply #164 on: November 13, 2017, 04:04:37 pm »

Ivan (totally) overhears a diner discussing on the phone that a group of people appear to be kidnapping Miss Honey and Matilda, and that someone named Cletus will be sorting them out shortly with some buckshot.

Ivan takes the opportunity to abandon his efforts to turn the town against Miss Honey and Matilda, returning to the van as quickly as possible.

(and here was me hoping to incite the locals to revolt like El Che)
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