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[Aigre Excalibur]

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Legion of the Disposable, Expendable And Damned. D.E.A.D.

Short: What the heck is this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A bunch of prisoners go on high mortality missions against random eldritch horrors, repeatedly.

Attention D class Personnel. You are here because our organization has purchased the right to carry out your mandatory death sentence. Or you might have been just on the wrong side of some dumb politics. In any case, your lives are ours to use as we please. - And your continued lease on life depends on the amount of utility that can be extracted from what remains of them.

As some of the most violent and abhorrent specimens of humanity, we are conscripting you to form a final line of defense against horrors far more diabolical than your sweetest thoughts. You will fight. You will die. But your life will be more comfortable than the other inmates if you fight well.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/6eGZYTp - Live play by discord VTM games also happen here.


Mechanics:
Each rolling test uses a stat + a skill to give you the number of dice rolled. Every dice 4 and above is a degree of success. 1s without a success would result in a comedic critfail. 6s contribute to collateral damage.

Character Sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: (Capital Crimes, Sedition, Refugee Crisis)
Remaining XP: (Start with 20)

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 1

Experience and Point Allocation

You start with 1 level in each stat and skill. Every additional level costs 5x(the level bought). Level 2 costs 10 points, level 3 costs 15 points, etc.

Allocate 20xp as you see fit. Every mission gives 10 xp.

Stats:

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Strength: How good you are at lifting heavy things.
Dexterity: How fast and agile you are
Endurance: How much punishment your body can take, or resist poisons and extreme physical conditions.
Charisma: Your personal charm and magnetism
Intelligence: Helps you not do silly things, used to operate complex technology.
Willpower: Psychological Endurance and the ability to do fun things with your mind.

Skills:

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Shooting: Anything that involves pointing a weapon in the direction of the target and pulling a trigger.
Melee: Anything that involves getting up close and personal.
Explosives: The art of creating things that go boom
Intuition: The sixth sense or the feeling on the back of your neck that tells you when things are going wrong. Used in the operation of Memetic weapons and objects as well as any and all attempts at Thaumaturgy.
Auxiliary Systems:

The operation of things that are not purely weapons, or of weapons that are part of large systems. Includes mecha, exosuits, space ships and other vehicles, as well as computer controlled weapons, drones and etc.

!Science!: The creation and use of non-conventional weapons  such as and including NBCRs, Thermal Weapons, Sonic Weapons, etc. Also used for medical rolls.
Oration: The ability to talk your way into getting elected as president and stuff like that

Dice systems:

Spoiler:  Dice Systems (click to show/hide)

Dice systems:
Hitpoints: 5+Endurance - Damage is still arbitrary, but we'll still keep a number on hand to track the proportion of you that's not dead.

Ranged Attacks: Shooting + Dex
Extreme Range range attacks: When you're not in a claustrophobic clusterfuck - Shooting + Intelligence
Point Blank Shooting: Melee + Dex
Melee Attack: Strength + Melee
Grenade Launchers: Shooting + Dex
Hand Grenades/Molotovs: Strength + Explosives
Planting a demolition Charge, sapping: Intelligence + Explosives
Timed Charges, traps: Intelligence + Explosives

Dodge: Dex + Intuition vs attack roll
Opposed Melee: Strength + Melee vs Strength + Melee
Bending reality/dealing with bent reality/Projecting thoughts into other people: Willpower + Intuition
Driving a vehicle: Dex + Auxiliary
Complex Weapon Systems - aka using nuclear launchcodes, telling a cruise missile where to go, programming robotics: Intelligence +  Auxiliary
Stopping a lung from collapsing with only a simple first aid kit: !science! + Intelligence
Deploying a virus bomb: Intelligence + !Science! to develop the weapon. If thrown as a grenade: Strength+!Science!

Armory:

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"Restricted Items" like firearms might be issued on a per mission basis. However, prisoners may have access to the following gear:

Mission Pay is $50 per mission/day.

Survival:

Gas Mask:
Cost: First is Free
Description: Issuing these to everyone ensures that we don't have to replace the entire inmate population whenever an eldritch monster sneezes on them. A gas mask helps you to not drop dead in cases of unbreathable atmospheres. They also protect your eyes and orifices of your head from chemical exposure.
Wearing a gas mask also reduces your initiative because it limits your peripheral vision.

Rope:
Cost: $20 per 10 meters.
Description: A simple Nylon rope. Handy for getting out of tight places, crafting all manners of field devices.

Scrap Metal or Wood:
Cost: $5 per Kg

Duct Tape:
Cost: $2 per 10 meters

Meal Ready to Eat
Cost: $15 for 3000 Calorie Full Day Ration

"The Shooty Table:"
Pneumatic Nailgun
Cost: 20
Ammo: $5 for 10 Nails. Comes with 10 nails.
Description: A rechargeable gas-operated nailgun firing ordinary hardware nails. They actually have about half the muzzle energy of a 9mm, but fire bigger and heavier projectiles.

Super Comanche Pistol
Cost: First is Free / $200
Ammo: $1 per .45 bullet / .41 shell
Description: Single-shot break-action pistol.

The Melee Table
Bat
Cost: 20
Description: A sports bat that has been obviously acquired for the purpose of breaking things. Has Decent reach and a good swing.



Knife:
Cost: 20
Description: A simple stabby kitchen knife that is too cheap and inferior for most chefs or self-respecting homemakers. It still does decent edged damage.

The Boomy Table

Molotov Cocktail
Cost: 10
Description: It's a bottle of very strong but very cheap alchohol with a filthy cloth rag stuffed in it. It even comes with a lighter. Not guaranteed to work upon throwing. Don't drink it or you'll be sick.

The Magic Table
Playing Cards
Cost: 2
Description: Did you know that the modern gambling deck IS the tarot? It has 4 suits, each representing the 4 elements, 10 numbered cards and 4 court cards, each representing a part of the structure of the universe itself.

Magic Wand
Cost: 10
Description: It's a piece of birchwood. Supposedly you can command every force in the universe with it if you know how to.

Auxiliary Systems
An android smartphone
Cost: First is Free / $50
Description: A microcomputer and wireless transceiver/hacking tool that fits into the palm of your hand. Now mass produced in china for negligible cost. Comes with a phone connection, 3/4G Internet, Radio, A Gigahertz CPU, and a whole gigabyte of primary and secondary memory.

!science!
A Fractional Distillator
Cost: !??? Available on request
Description: A simple setup of tubes and containers that can break down the essence of any substance in the manifest world.

GI's Medical Pouch
Cost: Free
Description: A simple first aid pouch filled with gauss, bandages, medical tape and everything you would need to make instant splints, field dressings and lung flaps.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Reserved for Stuff

[Ozarck]

Reserved for ME!

I assume that our stating 20 xp is enough to raise two things to level 2 (2 stats or 2 skills or 1 of each)

Requesting Distiller
also requesting access to neurotoxin arsenic, lye, fentanyl, and other similar things as I think of them

Spoiler: Faye (click to show/hide)

Name: Faye L'Yure
Age: forever 29
Gender: Female
Appearance: Buxom, Blond, Beautiful. Green eyes, freckles.
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Eventually, one of her victims' body yielded enough clues that traced back to her. She was successfully linked to several other victims as well.
Remaining XP: 0

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 2

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

Gas mask
GI Medical Pouch

[Aigre Excalibur]

Yeah that's correct, you have just enough to raise 2 things to level 2.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Reserved for ME!

I assume that our stating 20 xp is enough to raise two things to level 2 (2 stats or 2 skills or 1 of each)

Requesting Distiller
also requesting access to neurotoxin arsenic, lye, fentanyl, and other similar things as I think of them

The provost makes a note to never allow you on food duty.

You use your charm and geekiness to requisition a distillation kit and several toxic chemicals

Dicebot: 4d6>=4f1  = (5 4 4 2, 3 successes) = 3

You get a good laboratory kit made from glass. (A cheap version would be plastic, which could melt on you). 

You receive a 10 ml sample of Tetrodotoxin - puffer fish venom. It acts on the sodium channels of the nervous system within about 30 minutes of ingestion.
You also receive a 25 ml bottle of arsenic, 100 ml of lye and 1 mg of pure fentanyl.

Spoiler: Faye (click to show/hide)

Name: Faye L'Yure
Age: forever 29
Gender: Female
Appearance: Buxom, Blond, Beautiful. Green eyes, freckles.
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Eventually, one of her victims' body yielded enough clues that traced back to her. She was successfully linked to several other victims as well.
Remaining XP: 0

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 2

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

Gas mask
GI Medical Pouch

Laboratory Set with a fractional Distillator, made from lab glass.
10 ml bottle of Tetrodotoxin
25 ml bottle of arsenic
100 ml of Lye
1 mg pure fentanyl

[PaPaj]

Spoiler: Jeb (click to show/hide)

Name: Jebbediah Rollo
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short black hair, short, blue eyes
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Telling the God Emperor Donald Trump to kill himself on twitter, Also failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump
Remaining XP: 0

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 2
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 2
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 1

Inventory:
Gas Mask
GI's Medical Pouch

[GigaGiant]

Spoiler: Myrtle (click to show/hide)

Name: Myrtle Wilson
Age: 81
Gender: Female
Appearance: An elderly woman with white hair, blue eyes, large glasses, and earrings. She also wears dentures and uses a hearing aid.
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Accidentally murdered her elderly husband by food poisoning after feeding him undercooked chicken gizzards.
Remaining XP: 0

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 2
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 1

Inventory:
Dentures
Hearing Aid
Walking Cane
Bag of Hard Candies
--(only include the next set of items if I can feasibly carry them)--
Gas Mask
GI's Medical Pouch
An Android Smartphone

If this type of character isn't welcome, let me know and I'll come up with a more serious character sheet.

[Ozarck]

Now now, GigaGiant. if such a character weren't welcome, Faye would be happy to take appropriate steps. No need to hobble away in demented confusion just yet.
Also, Yay! thanks dicebot! Faye oozes appreciation for the provost's generosity.

Spoiler: Faye (click to show/hide)

Name: Faye L'Yure
Age: forever 29
Gender: Female
Appearance: Buxom, Blond, Beautiful. Green eyes, freckles.
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Eventually, one of her victims' body yielded enough clues that traced back to her. She was successfully linked to several other victims as well.
Remaining XP: 0

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 2

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

Gas mask
GI Medical Pouch

Laboratory Set with a fractional Distillator, made from lab glass.
10 ml bottle of Tetrodotoxin
25 ml bottle of arsenic
100 ml of Lye
1 mg pure fentanyl

[randomgenericusername]

Spoiler: Arson and murder (click to show/hide)

Name: Jay Walker
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average, brown eyes and brunette hair. His body emits an odd ticking noise. ^*Tick*   _*Tock*
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Being part of an illegal robot cult, serial murder, terrorism and tax evasion.
Remaining XP: 0
^*Tick*  _*Tock*
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 2
Willpower: 1
^*Tick*   _*Tock*
Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 2
!science!: 1
^*Tick*   _*Tock*
Inventory:
Gas Mask
An Android Smartphone

Request various components, mechanisms, circuits and spare parts to build small robots or machines. If they let the crazy scientist have neurotoxin then my request should be reasonable.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spoiler: Myrtle (click to show/hide)

Name: Myrtle Wilson
Age: 81
Gender: Female
Appearance: An elderly woman with white hair, blue eyes, large glasses, and earrings. She also wears dentures and uses a hearing aid.
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Accidentally murdered her elderly husband by food poisoning after feeding him undercooked chicken gizzards.
Remaining XP: 0

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 2
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 1

Inventory:
Dentures
Hearing Aid
Walking Cane
Bag of Hard Candies
--(only include the next set of items if I can feasibly carry them)--
Gas Mask
GI's Medical Pouch
An Android Smartphone

If this type of character isn't welcome, let me know and I'll come up with a more serious character sheet.

As long as she can kill when she is told to, SCP doesn't discriminate.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda

Listen up, convicts. Your first mission is a milk run - even gutter rats like you can't screw this up. This is a simple retrieval mission.

A schoolgirl in a quiet village called Crunchem Hall has become a person of interest. Her family has been under surveillance for some years now, and it is believed that this person possesses manifest telekinetic powers. For her own protection, and for the stability of society in general, we will be taking her into custody where she can be safely studied.

You will be retrieving this girl alive and unspoilt. We fully intend to learn all we can about her mind and body. The people in the area are all civilians so you are not expected to actually KILL anyone for her. As such, you will be provided with only less than lethal equipment to assist you in the application of any necessary force.

Do you have any Questions? Get into the company truck and strap yourselves in if you're coming. You get an honest wage of 50 bucks and a hot meal  if you come along. A refusal would be a step towards liquidation. Now, who can actually refuse such an offer? Don't say we don't give you choices.

Team Mission equipment:
1 Tazer Gun
1 Contact Tazer
10m of Nylon Rope
1 pair of Handcuffs
1 FN303 Riot gun with 15 rounds of Oleoresin capsicum Pepper Ball
1 Syringe filled with Thiopental

[randomgenericusername]

(Questions: Am I in?

If I am, can I

Request various components, mechanisms, circuits and spare parts to build small robots or machines.

And also can I get the Contact Tazer + Handcuffs?)

[Ozarck]

"Oh, lovely. She sounds sweet. I bet she and you will get along swimmingly, Myrtle."

In! Faye takes the syringe, the rope, and the handcuffs.

Spoiler: Faye (click to show/hide)

Name: Faye L'Yure
Age: forever 29
Gender: Female
Appearance: Buxom, Blond, Beautiful. Green eyes, freckles.
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Eventually, one of her victims' body yielded enough clues that traced back to her. She was successfully linked to several other victims as well.
Remaining XP: 0

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 2

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

Gas mask
GI Medical Pouch

Laboratory Set with a fractional Distillator, made from lab glass.
10 ml bottle of Tetrodotoxin
25 ml bottle of arsenic
100 ml of Lye
1 mg pure fentanyl

Mission equipment:
syringe of Thiopental
Handcuffs
10 meters of nylon rope

[randomgenericusername]

(I wanted the handcuffs :| )
Do I get the mechanical parts I asked for?
Get both Tazers and enter the truck

Spoiler: Arson and murder (click to show/hide)

Name: Jay Walker
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average, brown eyes and brunette hair. His body emits an odd ticking noise. ^*Tick*   _*Tock*
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Being part of an illegal robot cult, serial murder, terrorism and tax evasion.
Remaining XP: 0
^*Tick*  _*Tock*
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 2
Willpower: 1
^*Tick*   _*Tock*
Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 2
!science!: 1
^*Tick*   _*Tock*
Inventory:
Gas Mask
An Android Smartphone

[PaPaj]

Take the FN303 Riot gun and head to the truck

Spoiler: Jeb (click to show/hide)

Name: Jebbediah Rollo
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short black hair, short, blue eyes
Reason for becoming a class-D personnel with SCP: Telling the God Emperor Donald Trump to kill himself on twitter, Also failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump
Remaining XP: 0

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 2
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 1
Willpower: 1

Shooting: 2
Melee: 1
Explosives: 1
Intuition: 1
Auxiliary: 1
!science!: 1

Inventory:
Gas Mask
GI's Medical Pouch

Mission Equipment:
1 FN303 Riot gun with 15 rounds of Oleoresin capsicum Pepper Ball