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[Person]

TEAM: NOT SURE
ROLE: CONFUSED SOCCER PLAYER
FIRST ACTION: FIGURE OUT WHICH TEAM I'M ON

Allow nonstandard spawn? 6: YOU STUMBLE ON FIELD. FEEL TERRIBLY OUT OF PLACE. ONE QUESTION COME TO YOUR MIND. WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?

3: YOU UNSURE WHAT TEAM TO CALL OWN. SHIRT IS A RATHER PALE WHITE. THAT MEAN YOU SURRENDER? NO. YOU REFUSE! MAYBE IT YOUR CHOICE? IT DIFFICULT DECISION.

3: STILL UNSURE OF YOURSELF, YOU HEAD OVER TO SIDELINES AND SPOT A COOLER OF GATORADE. A SIGN FROM THE HEAVENS!

5: WITH GREAT GUSTO, YOU WRENCH THE COOLER ABOVE YOUR HEAD, DETERMINED TO DYE SHIRT APPROPRIATE COLOR. THIS USUALLY DONE AT END OF GAME, BUT DESPERATE MEASURES CALLED FOR HERE.

3: A VAST CASCADE OF SPORTS DRINK RAINS DOWN UPON YOU. AFTER A THOROUGH QUENCHING, YOU EXAMINE SHIRT.

Color? 3: OH NO IT PURPLE. GATORADE WAS RAIN BERRY FLAVOR. WHAT A DISASTER. YOU SUPPOSE YOU ON PURPLE TEAM NOW? OR MAYBE BOTH TEAMS? VERY CONFUSING.

JUMP UP AND DOWN ON ZIIZO'S HEAD

5v2: YOU JUMP INTO THE AIR! AS YOU FALL, YOU SMASH CLEATS TOWARD ZIIZO FACE.

1: FEET STRIKE TRUE! HE KNOCKED OUT COMPLETELY BY FORCE OF BLOW.

3: HE BARELY HOLD ON DESPITE HEAD TRAUMA.

TUCK BALL UNDER ARM. RUSH TOWARD THE END-ZONE. USE MY SKILLS AS A MASTER OF NANTO SUICHO KEN TO DESTROY ANYONE THAT COMES NEAR ME.

5: YOU RUSH BALL 30 YARDS TOWARDS BLUE END ZONE. EXCELLENT WORK. MARTIAL ARTS APPARENTLY NOT NEEDED FOR NOW.

REMOVE BROKEN RIBS AND USE THEM AS BOOMERANGS TO STOP MALLOS PROGRESS.

2: YOU FAIL TO WAKE UP FROM CLEAT INDUCED COMA. HOW UNFORTUNATE.

TEAM: GREEN
ROLE: GOALIE
FIRST ACTION: SUMMON A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!!!!! MEDITATE ON THE FOOTBALL. WHY IS IT INVINCIBLE? CAN I DEVELOP A SIMILAR INVINCIBILITY TECHNIQUE TO THE ONE THE BALL IS USING? IF SO, DO THAT.

YOU GOALIE. THERE TWO FIELD GOALS ON EACH END OF FIELD. NEITHER BELONG TO GREEN TEAM. GOALS ALSO NOT GROUND LEVEL, SO DIFFICULT TO BLOCK.

SINCE YOU UNSURE HOW TO FULFILL ROLE, INSTEAD MEDITATE ON THE FOOTBALL.

1: YOU CLOSE EYES AND FOCUS ALL WILLPOWER ON BALL. BE THE BALL IS THE ADVICE ISN'T IT? SUDDENLY, YOU SEE A HORRID VISAGE IN MIND'S EYE. YOU KNOW IT TO BE THE TRUE FORM OF THE F̬̺͍̤̦̣͘O̻̫̹͕̺O͈̳̮T̞̪͙͓͟B̳͔͇̜̣A͍̭̱ͅL͙̖͇̺̤͔Ḷ͙̝͔̟̫̺͠.̧͕͓̰̯̤

6: YOU CANNOT GRASP THE F͔̳O̺͈͇̭͉̫̭O̪͕T̢̜͉B̗̼̹̺͖̼̱͠A̯͉̟̣͡L̯͔̗̩L̡̺̦̺̞'̯̘̲S̪̘͡ TRUE FORM. YOU SCREAM MENTALLY AS YOU TRY TO ESCAPE THE GRASP OF THE F̘̹͚̗̪͟O͚̳̞̞͜ͅͅO̳̻̤͟T̮̲̮̪̟B̦͇̯͕̰̥̲A̷̪͍͕̼L̢̤̻L!̫̲̲

EVENTUALLY YOU ARE FREE, SWEAT ROLLING DOWN YOUR BODY. LUCKILY, YOUR MIND MOSTLY INTACT. MOSTLY. THAT WAS CLOSE CALL.

RED TEAM:

Mallos:
TEAM: RED
ROLE: QUARTERBACK
STATUS: RUSHING BALL TOWARD TOUCHDOWN.  FEET HURT A LITTLE BIT.

crazyabe:
TEAM: RED
ROLE: TACKLE
STATUS: KICKING ZIIZO WHILE HE DOWN. VERY UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT.

BLUE TEAM:

ziizo:
TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: SAFETY
STATUS: BROKEN RIBS. HEAD TRAUMA. UNCONCIOUS. INJURIES NOT FATAL.

Aigre Excalibur:
TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: Cornerback
STATUS: STARING BLANKLY INTO DISTANCE.

OTHER/FREE AGENTS:

Glass:
TEAM: PURPLE
ROLE: CONFUSED SOCCER PLAYER
STATUS: THOROUGHLY CONFUSED.

ATHATH:
TEAM: GREEN
ROLE: GOALIE
STATUS: MENTALLY UNHINGED

GENERAL INFORMATION:

SCORE: RED 0, BLUE 0, GREEN 0, PURPLE 0

BALL STATUS: 30 YARDS LEFT TO RED TOUCHDOWN. IN MALLOS HANDS.

RTD STADIUM: CROWD ROAR WITH EXCITEMENT. LOTS OF PEOPLE ATTRACTED THIS TURN. GAME STARTS TO GO VIRAL ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

ALL THESE NUMBERS APPROXIMATE NOW.

SEATING CAPACITY: 100,000 PEOPLE.
SEATS OCCUPIED: 2,500 PEOPLE.
VIEWERS WATCHING LIVE: 6,000 PEOPLE.
SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS: 2,000 PEOPLE.

FOOTBALL TIP OF THE TURN: THERE'S A FIELD GOAL AT EACH END OF THE FIELD. KICKING BALL IN IT ISN'T WORTH AS MANY POINTS AS TOUCHDOWN, BUT CAN DO IT FROM ANYWHERE!

[ziizo]

WAKE UP. CALL A WALL OF BONES TO STOP MALLOS PROGRESS.

[crazyabe]

KICK ZIIZO THROUGH THE FIELD GOAL!!!

[Glass]

*sees the green ATHATH*
Ahah! My opposite number! The Green Goalie!
Initiate penalty kicks mode.

[Failbird105]

TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: Skaven Stormvermin
FIRST ACTION: Wait, this isn't the Bloodbowl stadium, but what's the ball doing here? Ah well, they've got a ball and aren't your color, GET THE BALL

[Secheral]

TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: CHEERLEADER
FIRST ACTION: PERFORM CHEER TO RAISE MORALE

[Mallos]

RUSH TOWARDS END-ZONE. USE NANTO SUICHO KEN ON ANYONE THAT GETS TOO CLOSE.

[Dustan Hache]

Name:football
Role:football
Team:football

BECOME A BALL OF FEET!

[Person]

WAKE UP. CALL A WALL OF BONES TO STOP MALLOS PROGRESS.

4: YOU STARTLE AWAKE. SPLITTING HEADACHE DISTRACTS YOU GREATLY.

4: YOU ATTEMPT SUMMON WALL OF BONES IN FRONT MALLOS. SMALL TRICKLE OF BONES INSTEAD.

SUDDENLY, YOU LOOK BACK UP AT CRAZYABE. SINISTER PLAN IS AFOOT.

KICK ZIIZO THROUGH THE FIELD GOAL!!!

6v4: YOU READY POWERFUL KICK! ZIIZO HOPELESS TO AVOID IT.

5: THE KICK SEND ZIIZO ROLLING SEVERAL YARDS. HOWEVER, FOOTBALLERS NOT VERY AERODYNAMIC. DAMAGE DEALT IS MINIMAL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU.

*sees the green ATHATH*
Ahah! My opposite number! The Green Goalie!
Initiate penalty kicks mode.

YOU WANT DO PENALTY KICK, BUT NOT IN POSESSION OF BALL.

4v4: INSTEAD CHARGE GOALIE. YOU DON'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING, BUT STILL VERY INTIMIDATING.

TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: Skaven Stormvermin
FIRST ACTION: Wait, this isn't the Bloodbowl stadium, but what's the ball doing here? Ah well, they've got a ball and aren't your color, GET THE BALL

Nonstandard Spawn. 4: YOU STUMBLE OUT INTO FIELD AS SOME SORT OF RAT MAN IN ARMOR. NOTICE BALL BEING RUSHED TOWARD BLUE GOAL. MUST RUN TO RETRIEVE IT.

5: YOU RUSH AT MALLOS, MANAGE TO CATCH UP. NOW MUST CLAIM POSESSION.

3v3: YOU TACKLE MALLOS. IT ONLY GLANCING HIT, BUT YOU CAUSE HIM STUMBLE AND DROP BALL. EXCELLENT.

TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: CHEERLEADER
FIRST ACTION: PERFORM CHEER TO RAISE MORALE

3: YOU CHEER BLUE TEAM ON FROM SIDELINES. HOWEVER, COULDN'T THINK OF GOOD CHEER ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

RUSH TOWARDS END-ZONE. USE NANTO SUICHO KEN ON ANYONE THAT GETS TOO CLOSE.

STRANGE RAT PERSON TACKLED YOU AND CAUSED YOU TO FUMBLE BALL. THIS CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED.

2v1: YOU TRY ATTACK FOE WITH THE SECRET TECHNIQUE! NANTO HISHO HAKURAI! OH NO! YOU MESS UP DURING SOMERSAULT. CRASH ELEGANTLY INTO GROUND. LIGHTLY BUMP INTO FAILBIRD FOR ZERO DAMAGE.

Name:football
Role:football
Team:football

BECOME A BALL OF FEET!

THIS IS A VERY BAD IDEA.

Nonstandard Spawn 2: NO. THIS NOT HAPPENING. TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

RED TEAM:

Mallos:
TEAM: RED
ROLE: QUARTERBACK
STATUS: SHAMEFUL DISPLAY. BODY A BIT SORE. FEET HURT A LITTLE BIT.

crazyabe:
TEAM: RED
ROLE: TACKLE
STATUS: STILL KICKING ZIIZO RELENTLESSLY.

BLUE TEAM:

ziizo:
TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: SAFETY
STATUS: BROKEN RIBS. BRUISED CHEST. HEAD TRAUMA.

Aigre Excalibur:
TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: Cornerback
STATUS: STARING BLANKLY INTO DISTANCE.

Failbird105:
TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: SKAVEN STORMVERMIN
STATUS: SUCCESSFUL TACKLE.

Secheral:
TEAM: BLUE
ROLE: CHEERLEADER
STATUS: SLIGHTLY RAISING BLUE MORALE.

OTHER/FREE AGENTS:

Glass:
TEAM: PURPLE
ROLE: CONFUSED SOCCER PLAYER
STATUS: THOROUGHLY CONFUSED. INTIMIDATING ATHATH.

ATHATH:
TEAM: GREEN
ROLE: GOALIE
STATUS: MENTALLY UNHINGED. SOMEWHAT INTIMIDATED.

GENERAL INFORMATION:

SCORE: RED 0, BLUE 0, GREEN 0, PURPLE 0

BALL STATUS: 25 YARDS LEFT TO RED TOUCHDOWN. ROLLING ON FIELD.

RTD STADIUM:

I LIED. THESE NUMBERS WERE ALWAYS APPROXIMATE. ALSO I WAS ABLE TO MAKE THEM TAKE UP LESS SPACE NOW. YAY.

SEATS OCCUPIED: 5,000/100,000
VIEWERS WATCHING LIVE: 9,000
SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS: 5,000

FOOTBALL TIP OF THE TURN: AFTER A FIELD GOAL OR TOUCHDOWN, ALL PLAYERS AUTOMATICALLY RETURN TO LINE OF SCRIMMAGE.
THAT'S ONE OF THE ONLY RULES I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY ENFORCE.

NOTE: I WON'T ALLOW TEAMS TO BECOME ANY MORE IMBALANCED THAN THEY ARE NOW.
IN OTHER WORDS, NO MORE BLUE TEAM PLAYERS UNTIL RED TEAM MATCHES THEIR COUNT. JOINING AS THIRD PARTY STILL OK THOUGH.

[Glass]

Hmn. No, penalty kicks isn't worth it.
ACQUIRE FUTBOL

[Secheral]

MORE CHEER IS NEEDED. USE CHEERFUL PERSUASION ON SPECTATOR TO CONVERT HIM INTO A CHEERLEADER. IF FAIL, BLUDGEON HIM INTO SUBMISSION. CHEERFULLY.

[Mallos]

FFFFFFUUUUCK. DAMN RAT-MEN THAT DON'T EXIST. HISO HAKUREI THE STORM-VERMIN BASTARD. MAKE SURE I'VE GOT THE BALL AFTERWARDS.

[Dustan Hache]

ATTEMPT TO BECOME FOOTBALL REGARDLESS

[Paxiecrunchle]

Team; Turquoise
Role; Drunk referee

Action; Attempt  prevent players on all teams from breaking the laws of physics, throw air horn at any who do.

[ziizo]

ASK THE CROWD FOR A HEALING SPELL.