Alright, I'll give this a more serious take, albeit with less Warhammer.
This being said, it seems I'm too late for entry anyway.
Team Designation: Koopas
Species Description: Turtle-like creatures which retreat into their shell when harmed. MV 6 STR 3, AGI 2, AV 8
Extraordinary Abilities:
Shell: When this player is stunned on the pitch, they recieve a +1 to their armor value against foul rolls.
Indomitable: When a block is declared by a higher strength player against this player, roll a D6 and add your Strength. If the result is higher than the opponents strength, treat your strength values as equal for the block. (Reverse dauntless/May not be rr'd)
Apothecary Type: Apothecary
Lineman (0-16):
Lineman icon: A 25x25 pixel image depicting your lineman.
Lineman name: Koopa
Lineman species/appearance: Small toony turtle
Lineman characteristics: Turtleshell, Thick Skull, AGI 2
Lineman (0-16):
Lineman icon: A 25x25 pixel image depicting your lineman.
Lineman name: Drybones
Lineman species/appearance: Small skeletal turtle
Lineman characteristics: Turtleshell, Thick Skull, Regeneration (Apoth Invalid), AGI 3, MV 7, AV 7
Specialist (0-X): Blocker
Specialist icon: A 25x25 pixel image depicting your Specialist.
Specialist name: Hammer Bro
Specialist species/appearance: Larger, helmeted Koopa with a more upright stance.
Specialist characteristics: Block, Thick Skull, Turtleshell, Indomitable, AV9
Specialist limit: 2/4
Specialist (0-X): Blitzer
Specialist icon: A 25x25 pixel image depicting your Specialist.
Specialist name: Parakoopa
Specialist species/appearance: Koopa with a red shell and wings
Specialist characteristics: Block, Thick Skull, Turtleshell, VLL, MV 7, Agi 3
Specialist limit: 4/2
Specialist (0-X): Runner
Specialist icon: A 25x25 pixel image depicting your Specialist.
Specialist name: Lakitu
Specialist species/appearance: Turtle floating upon a small clowd
Specialist characteristics: Thick skull, Shell, Leap, VLLegs, MV 7/8, Agi 3, AV 7
Specialist limit: 2
Big guy (0-1):
Big guy icon: A 25x25 pixel image depicting your Big guy.
Big guy name: Kritter
Big guy species/appearance: A Kroxigor, but more like a Crocodile
Big guy characteristics: Bone Head, Thick Skull, MB
Grey: Hesitant inclusion, happily ditched on GM discretion.
Strikethrough: Racial abilities not included for this piece.