I think we should turn back to 482 and say hi to the eye, it might have some helpful advice.
WHAT EYE THAT NEVER HAPPENED 482 ISNT A REAL NUMBER.
WHAT IS THIS 482 YOU SPEAK OF? I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING.
Let's not. We're dealing with two Eldritch beings already, don't need to add a third.
What? Go back to that page? No, that sounds like a
great idea. Why
wouldn't you do that?
I almost don't want to do this, but turn over the keyboard.
Oh.
Well, this is certainly unique hardware. You couldn't even begin to guess what any of these buttons do, but mashing all of them to find out doesn't sound like the best idea. Finding someone or something that could teach you some Forbidden Keyboard Shortcuts would be useful, but that Bureaucrat guy doesn't seem to have come back yet.
Check the screen saver. Nobody wants to fall for the "Error-Message Screensaver" gag...
Looks like you
did fall for it. Someone set up an illusion spell through the screensaver menu, but your Free and Open Source Penguin Friend managed to help you break out of it earlier. Now that you think of it, the illusion spell might have confused the Tux Daemon briefly, meaning it only recently found the real Windows registry. That buys you a bit of time in figuring out how to cast the spell that was suggested to you!
On second thought, the spell on page 482 was more interesting.Check the screen saver. Nobody wants to fall for the "Error-Message Screensaver" gag...
And, uhh, can we think of a way to search for "Qalzsx'wa The Engorged" without the abyss staring back? Maybe we could try a proxy of some sort... Also check for Andrew Hussie.
Hieronet LinkedIn of course.
Good idea.
Okay, this guy has a LOT of business contacts. Could that be the same company that he worked for in '98? That seems like a long time to be at the same company, especially in tech. But... you're not sure time works the same way wherever "there" is.
Perform the ritual
Also we should find some desktop images that correspond to the spell.
Yeah, you should probably find some images to satisfy the spell requirements. But which ones to use?
Unneeded documents are now being deleted.
From: Michael Kisielewicz
Date: Friday, April 9, 1999 4:22 PM
To: Qalzsx'wa The Engorged
Subject: Project Status
Hail Qalzsx'wa,
Just shootin' ya an electronic mail, wondering how the whole Y2K project's coming along on your end. It's been a little difficult getting these messages across without the Hieronet router set up, so I was wondering if you heard back from the support team at Hells-Deathwell. See, we have to sacrifice a goat in the conference room every time we send one of these emails without a persistent Outer Realm connection, and the whole logistical side of shipping live animals to the office is getting a little tough to manage. So if you could get in touch with them that would be greeaat.
Thanks a bunch,
Michael
From: Sam Long
Date: Thursday, October 2, 1997 10:23 AM
To: Qalzsx'wa The Engorged
Subject: Forbidden Keys?
Hey Qalz,
This is Sam from IT, over here at Baldr. We have been, uh...
installing some of the software you provided us with, and we
would like to request a couple of user's manuals, if you have
any idea what those are. This software is a little more "high
stakes" than what we're used to, if you know what I mean. While
you're at it, could we have some explanation of the "FORBIDDEN
KEYPAD" on the underside of these keyboards you sent? I don't
know what any of these symbols mean, and it looks dangerous.
That's all,
Sam
Hey there, just a couple of notes before you dig in to the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis.
First, certain parts of the .pdf file seem to shift around at random. This is normal,
and there isn't anything I can do about it. Sorry.
Second, most of the pages in this book WILL cause you to go insane if you look at
them long enough. I do NOT recommend looking at pages unless you know they
are safe. I don't know of many pages that are safe to look at, but you can start with
pages 33, 98, and 422.
Finally, some of the pages in here seem to refer to Hieronet URLs. If you see the
Hieronet icon in the corner, that's what it is. Have fun!
-Steve
aura.exe detects your desktop background image's aura, and features an easy-to-read GUI!
import eldertongue : summon, banish;
void main() {
Daemon linniks = summon("abberation/tux");
linniks.initHunger();
Entity[] entities = getLocalEntities();
foreach(ent : entities) {
linniks.provokeMadness(ent);
}
linniks.addDirective("gather", "sigils");
linniks.addDirectives("consume", "system32");
return 0;
}
Sigil Tablet
Scryglass of X'tpylix
Aura Monitor
Hieronet Explorer
Deep One Translator
Floppy disk (XYZZY)
Floppy disk (
)
Floppy disk (backup)
Red dry erase marker
Win98 Phone
Floppy (blank)
Floppy USB adapter
Selfie Stick
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