[I guess knee- and shoulderpads if I've got them (to go discretely underneath my pants and hoodie).
Not that they'll probably help if someone wants to attack me, but better something than nothing. And hey, they'll help avoid scrapes and stuff if I have to run.
I’d just like to make note of the fact that you are entirely batshit.
Beserker's master makes the entirely not crazy choice to bring knee-pads and shoulder pads out in public to seduce a servant with cinnamon. Because he is the sane one here, you see.
Certainly you have this common sporting equipment! However they aren't exactly meant to be concealed under street clothing. You have very blatant bulges where your padding is, your clothing is stretching out uncomfortably to fit the extra bulk.
*sigh* That's not the kind I meant.
I'm not talking about bulky sportswear; these are thinner pieces, just putting a layer of padding between the joints and whatever might be impacting them. And yes, they frequently
are meant to go beneath civilian clothes; it's been frequently said that kneepads work better and are more comfortable when worn underneath pants rather than over them, and
*thinks*
I did not mean shoulderpads. I meant elbowpads.
I derped up when saying what I wanted to retrieve.
Anyway, under a hoodie - whose sleeves aren't exactly a tight fit - they, too, will be fairly discrete.
Apologies for the confusion.