@Tyrant Leviathan.The Godmodder actually hates JoJo. I know, I didn't think that was even
possible before. Now, you might be thinking that the Godmodder had a stand, so he can't hate JoJo, the series' existenced helped him, right? That's right, that makes sense. The Godmodder doesn't care about what makes sense. That's the power of his contrarianism, after all.
This is a really long way to say that the Godmodder takes 3 damage out of proximity to anathema. Everyone else caught within your usage of 「The World」, on the other hand, licks their lips. They make a cacophony, a horrific slurping and scraping, before exploding into a swarm of Ravenous JoJo Fans.
Myra slides out of the way of the Enhanced Qliphoth Suit.
Santa writes your name on the naughty list again -- you can't just threaten him like that! Threatening people isn't in the name of Christmas!
@Egan_BW.You eat the CAPITALIST PORKCHOPS. Both of them. You immediately become a capitalist piggu in addition to your Bigass Murderboarness, which unfortunately decreases your ability to gore people to death. By decreases it, I mean decreases it to 0. You become Big and Fat and Gorged and stay still.
@Mallos.Death gives you a googolplex Zimbabwean dollars to keep your trap shut. You're too busy looking at the money to hit him.
@Maximum Spin.Wait, uh, you're actually doing it. Uh.
2 damage. Effective immediately.
I'm not even going to describe the sight. Just know that the Great Massacreman is actually sterile.
You also knock NEGATIVE IMAGINARY MATHEMATICIANS into the Godmodder! This goes off without a hitch, which means that horrible side effects are about to come down the line.
@TalonisWolf.You successfully become the Godmodder's armour! The Godmodder is now wearing a dead man. This is only slightly disturbing.
@King Zultan.You watch as Egan consumes the capitalist porkchops. Like the above sight, Egan's great nomming is indescribable and horrific -- it devours your appetite, and causes your stomach to begin to cease to function. You decide against stealing the capitalist porkchops.
@GigaGiant.To defend its secrets from the general public of forum readers, the Anti-Godmodder pistol
forces you to spawn as the Anti-Godmodder.@Blood_Librarian.big mAN
short ARM
You are now the T-REX. Eat the Godmodder, eat the
world, or go extinct!
@Gwolfski.You apply more nukes. If you nuke enough things, there will be no Godmodder. The Godmodder smiles, and reveals that he thrives from radiation. You stare on in disbelief. He eats Godzilla. This causes him to take 1 acid damage, but looking at the state his HP is in...
Skirmish.It begins with a random stroke of chance. Perhaps a certain little rocket man needed better luck, and then he would be completely free of this situation. Doom rolls the dice. He
is the dice, so he flops across the table that is reality, but then he lands on Gwolfski. He calls out to him, shouts at him, mumbles. Gwolfski stares at the maddened person-concept-thing -- what exactly can it do to him?
Gwolfski is promptly attacked by a swarm of dice. There is a proportional response to this, because everything has a proportion to everything else. Gwolfski decides that the proportional response to this is to throw a nuclear weapon at the swarm of dice, and sure enough! Thousands of innocent triangle based pyramids also acting as instruments of death are thrust into hellfire.
"Oy, what? Commie pig," Doom says, before attempting to perform a gelding via bullet. Gwolfski takes out a hammer and sickle before cutting the bullet into half. "Oy, what? Baby eater," Doom says.
Secheral hugs a tree. Clockwise attempts to mediate the situation, but his focus is broken by the capitalist boar Egan rolling on top of the Great Massacreman. Bloop attaches nuke launchers to the Temple Triad, and gets ready to sterilise reality for his god.
If there's no Earth, then there's no Godmodder.The Godmodder exists uncomfortably. I don't think having negative imaginary health is healthy for Godmodders.
WASHINGTON MARS ^ 2.bloop_bleep: 11/50 HP. 「Khnum」. Possessed by Greatness942 「Thoth」.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby: LI. Naming Rot x2!
Puppyguard: 10/50 HP. Fifth-Dimensional.
[gm] Maximum? Spin: 20/DEAD. HP. Half-Godmoder.
Doomblade187. Amnesiac True Randomness.
Secheral: 1/50 HP. Devil-Marked. Undeath. In the Slam Jam.
MoonyTheHumanEldritchAbomination. 10/50 HP. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.
Blood_Librarian: 20/60 HP. T-REX.
TalonisWolf: Dead.
Tyrant Leviathan: 50/50 HP. QLIPHOTH-SUIT: 250/250 HP.
Imic: Hiding in a Dwarven Fortress.
Anti-Godmodder: 98/45 AP. Possessed by GigaGiant.
Battle Droid Army: 100/100. x100.
(Loyal to Fortis, if he isn't dead and gone.)Dice Fighters: 5d20 - 3/5d20.
ZOMBIETRON ∞.
The Temple Triad.
[mg^3] Myra Goodman: 29/100 HP. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop. Understood Godmodder.
1 METATRON.Egan_BW: (π ÷ 2 + i - 24)^2/π HP. Bigass Murderboar. Big. Fat. Gorged. Capitalist.
Demogorgon: 194/256 HP.
dogbois of tindalos: 100/100 x9. 74/100 x1.
Santa Claus:
HP. Naughty List: Everyone.
[GM] Great Massacreman: 254/600 HP.[gm?] Ted Abundance: 10/10 HP.
Ravenous JoJo Fans: 100/100 HP.
[GM] The Godmodder. 31 * -i/98 HP. 1 AP. Wearing a dead man.
Days Left: 9. [12/31/17]Nuclear Sunset:
[12/23/17].
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