Reveal Patti Keys' real form as FILTHY ELVEN SCUM. OPRESS HIM UNTIL HE CURLS UP INTO A FETAL POSITION AND CRIES. GLOAT WHILE SOMEONE ENGRAVES THIS HISTORICAL MOMENT.
Patti Keys is a girl! She godmods away your attempts to opress[sic] her, and somehow notes your
abuse down in her notebook of People Who Are Generally Abusive to Godmodders!
Run and punch the godmodder then runaway.
You attempt to punch the Godmodder! The Godmodder punches you in the face, causing you to drop, trip, remember that you're Godzilla, and then take 20 damage. Welcome back, my kaiju
ami.
When my skeleton home boy passes me the bowl, smoke a pound, wrapped in a pound, made by a compound.
this is skeleton home boy
he is very good
very thicc also
he pass you the bowl
you take the bowl
smoke
taste nice
taste good
pound of compound, wrapped in a pound coin
used to pounding some peeps till they mourn
he notice he is on the space station of the belphegor prime
problematic
bad
he does not have much hp
you can not let him die
you can not do that to yo homeboy
SUMMON THE GODS OF BONI AND USE THEM TO BRING MY ROLLS TO THE INFINITE REALM! ATTACK!
((I can stop the all caps if you want.))
Nah, all caps is fine. Your usage of it demonstrates that you have a personality. Having a personality is very good. It makes the very difficult process of passing CAPTCHAs slightly easier, and proves that you are a REAL HUMAN BEING and not a goblin or something of that order.
You summon the Gods of Boni, and boost your dice rolls! Attack what?
Mail the godmother an envelope containing anthrax.
I don't know what your godmother did to you. I know many resources, if you need any help or support!
also douse the Godmodder with a bucket of dirty loam and sand.
The Godmodder's in the waste disposal. He's perfectly fine with this.
Point out that consumptiveAbsolutist said that name many times and must therefore be poisoned also. Then, REVERSE the apocalypse, causing time to flow backward.
You're right. Demogorgon. Demogorgon. Demogorgon. Demogorgon. Demogorgon.
I begin to choke and splutter. I'm perfectly fine, though. Promise. You attempt to reverse the apocalypse! The apocalypse sighs, before unleashing the Minimum Spin within you to make the apocalypse be reversed
extremely slowly!
Seduce consumptiveAbsolutist.
cute
"Your wish is my command."
Using the power of the BLOOP LOOP, I swarm the dice with an endless flurry of DICE-BLOOPS. Thus incapacitating them, I take the dice and roll for persuasion against a particularly vulnerable member of the Misunderstood Godmodder's Society, to convert him to the True Word of ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE. Murder several more of the Godmodder's Society with bloops and instruct my new minion to start building a temple from them.
25D6 => (3 +3 +5 +6 +2 +6 +4 +3 +4 +3 +4 +6 +1 +2 +6 +3 +3 +6 +1 +3 +5 +5 +5 +1 +6) =
96You pause for a moment. That's a pretty big roll, are you sure you can do it? Wait, no. Endless means
endless, doesn't it? Endless, unlimited, infinite, just like your god. You bend the dice monsters to your will! (1d15 =>)
5 of them die in the process, unfortunately. Some guy named Cedric Schultz is casually converted to your cause -- ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE smiles upon you. You then begin to build the Temple.
Impending ApocalypseThe Godmodder passes me a note. We've already had Donald Trump nearly summon a horde of death clowns, so we should clearly do something different today. The Godmodder grabs some poor misunderstood godmodder from the crowd. Her name's Myra Goodman. She's constantly nervous, constantly lacking control, and it seems that nothing cares about her -- nothing wants to be her friend, nothing wants to even smile at her, let alone
understand her. She trolls forums, and fails at roleplaying, because what else is she supposed to do? The Godmodder smiles at her, gives her a few pats on the back, before revealing that the AI apocalypse is happening as you read this very paragraph! The God Machine within Space Station Belphegor's Prime turns on, before peering into Myra Goodman's mind.
Stab Myra Goodman to stab the Godmodder by proxy, I think? Yeah, probably.
Impending Apocalypse:
[12/8/17]bloop_bleep: 25/25 HP. 「Khnum」. Possessed by Greatness942 「Thoth」.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby: 25/25 HP. Naming Rot x2!
Puppyguard: 25/25 HP. Fifth-Dimensional.
Egan_BW: π/π HP. Holy Thorn Knight. Royalty.
[gm] Maximum? Spin: 3/10 HP. Half-Godmoder.
Doomblade187. Minimalist RtD.
Secheral: 25/25 HP. Devil-Marked.
MoonyTheHumanEldritchAbomination. 25/25 HP. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.
Godzilla: 80/100 HP. Actually Zultan. Carrying a really big gun. 「My Only Gun God」.
Blood_Librarian: Smoking the pound.
Battle Droid Army: 10/10. x100.
(Loyal to Fortis, if he isn't dead and gone.)skeleton h o m e b o y: 10/10 HP.
ZOMBIETRON ∞.
The Temple: 2% complete.
[gm] Cedric Schultz: 10/10 HP.
Giant Swarm of Sharp-Edged Dice Monsters: 15d6/15d6 HP.
Demogorgon: 211/256 HP.
consumptiveAbsolutist. Naming Rot Ω.
(DMPC, ruiner of game integrity.)[gm] Myra Goodman: 10/10 HP. Misunderstood Godmodder.
Belphegor's God Machine.
[GM] Misunderstood Godmodders Society: ? HP.
[GM] The Godmodder. 59/100 HP.
Days Left: 17.
[12/25/17]
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