(Stupid autocorrect changed sharknado to shark a do. I fixed the spelling about 45 seconds after posting, but I guess I wasn't fast enough)
Give all player actions a higher chance of success at the cost of skipping my next turn.
You weren't. Rest in peace, friend!
You give everyone else a higher chance of success, but your actions next turn won't have an effect. In essence, you
die.
Why and when was i sacrificed to the boop loop?
Declare the godmodder my favorite thing, so if doomsday comes, he has to destroy himself.
You were sacrificed to the
Bloop Loop when... Egan (what is fact checking???) blooped people on the nose instead of booping people on the nose.
The Bloop Loop is, in all likelihood, an eldritch abomination focused around the annihilation of senses and/or the creation of loud and piercing sounds. Do not bloop your loved ones, because you may cause them severe harm. Do not bloop your hated ones, because a horde of shippers will creep out of the corners of your vision and create no less than three blogs about your adorable relationship. Do not bloop yourself, because it will show that you are lonli and sad. Do not bloop.The Godmodder is everyone's favourite thing, and nobody's favourite thing. He won't
have to destroy himself on annihilation day.
Ths isn't satisfactory, this is elitism, you say. What makes the Godmodder's status as a favourite thing so special compared to my favourite things, or your favourite things? You are both sentient human beings, and even if you're a minor (and you may not be a minor, but bear with me!), if you can play this deathgame then clearly you should be given the exact same rights as the Godmodder with regards to favourite things? The Godmodder says that you don't understand, the Godmodder says that he's a special person and that your rights don't actually matter. This isn't fair, you say. That's right. This
isn't fair. Reality isn't fair, the Godmodder says, and it happens to be so unfair that he'll keep the fact that he's your favourite thing noted in his personal notebook, so he can exploit it in the future.
Consume the Bloop Loop's vital essence, thus becoming the BLOOPMASTER, the Holy Practioner of Bloops!
ULTRA-BLOOP the Godmodder, and offer my services to ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE.
You become the
BLOOPMASTER, completely disregarding the warning placed about a month you took the action. You ULTRA-BLOOP the Godmodder. His nose and ears proceed to rupture and then explode, bringing the Godmodder 1% closer to his timely demise. The Godmodder is like, 'wow, it hasn't even been a turn since this game restarted, and you've already damaged me? very rude, very very rude.` He presses a button, and initiates the HOLIDAY EDITION PROCEDURES. HP has been reinstated. We have enough days to successfully ruin your Christmas holidays. Oh, and the Godmodder has been healed by 10 HP.
You go to ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE, crying about your achievements being reversed by the meanie Godmodder. You'd love to do anything for it. I'm legally required to put something about thought-annihilation in the presence of GOD or something. OSHA isn't looking, right? That's right. Those OSHA demons ain't looking. Good, good.
Consume the Bloop Loop's vital essence, thus becoming the BLOOPMASTER, the Holy Practioner of Bloops!
ULTRA-BLOOP the Godmodder, and offer my services to ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE.
After doing this, I revive myself as a voice in bloop_bleep's head, becoming one with them. Therefore, they gain a Canon Stand, as well as the ability to tell the future via my Seer abilities.
You revive yourself as a voice in bloop_bleep's head! BB notices their face beginning to melt and shift into some sort of slime, before putting their hands on it, and rapidly rearranging it. You're THOTH? BB's KHNUM. He's also a Seer, because that's very fair.
Steal the "FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER" Fundraiser Money and give it to the "Misunderstood Godmodders" Charity. Let them keep the leg, but autograph it for the insult to injury.
So, Gwolfski- what's it like, being an Admiral of an Interdimensional Navy and The Interdimensional Handyman Extraordinaire?
You attempt to steal the Fundraiser money, but...
Lead all the Anti-Godmodder forces in TAG TEAM ATTACK: IF YOU MEET THE BUDDHA ON THE ROAD, KILL HIM!
It is said that if you see the Buddha on the road, you should kill him. Why? The Buddha that you meet is an idol, created from your false perceptions of him. Destroy it, and continue on the path to enlightenment.
You have been looking at this idol person for sixteen days, in addition to a further month. You suspect that you have reached the exact opposite of enlightenment, and are beginning to reverse in direction, until you drop into the fiery pits of immorality and vice. I mean, look at you. You're going anti-clockwise, and anti is a prefix that has the very real possibility of leading to VERY BAD THINGS. Continuing to exist in this world leads to VERY BAD THINGS, but sh-sh-shush. You can't let this happen to you. You gather up everyone who hates the Godmodder (and that's a lot of people), and walk up to him.
"Stop interfering with our enlightenment," you say. Your lynchmob shouts in affirmation, waving about their pitchforks.
(you just got GODMODDED into being forced to say something. complain to the GM to make this STOP.)"
You're literally made out of negative energy. I don't know how you're expecting to reach enlightenment," the Godmodder says. He sits a top a pile of books, one of which is titled
theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. You notice. The Godmodder kicks it away, before spawning a lotus flower atop it.
"I don't know how you reached enlightenment, given that everything you do is designed to lead us down a terrible path," you reply. The Godmodder smiles, as you all rush him! By the end of it all, you've acculumated a crippling karma debt! The Godmodder gives you a thumbs up.
You can't kill me! I dodge choking to death!
I also weave pretty flowers into the hair of consumptiveAbsolutist. And ask consumptiveAbsolutist what their favorite thing is.
You, uh, weave pretty flowers into my hair. Thanks? Thanks. I have many favourite things. I suppose the most pertinent to you is chaos and player suffering.
Steal the "FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER" Fundraiser Money and give it to the "Misunderstood Godmodders" Charity. Let them keep the leg, but autograph it for the insult to injury.
So, Gwolfski- what's it like, being an Admiral of an Interdimensional Navy and The Interdimensional Handyman Extraordinaire?
Steal his hands before he steals the fundraiser.
...Secheral steals your hands! You are now HANDLESS.
u cri
* * *
After TalonisWolf spends their time crying, you hold the money in your hands. Due to this being Kickstarter Money, you are completely sure that this will go to absolutely anything but killing the Godmodder. This is a problem, so you put it in your basement. After a while, you hear the screams of the other roleplayers in this forum. The Misunderstood Godmodder Society are here, and they're ready to kill you before you kill the Godmodder.
Flip the godmodder from being 50% dead to being 50% alive! Muahaha!
The Godmodder stops you before you can break his newfound health bar!
Jab him with a screwdriver but harder this time.
You jab the Godmodder with a screwdriver. The Godmodder takes it, and jabs it into your neck, before unscrewing it.
Summon Excalibur and hit Demogorgon with it
25 damage!
Get a rocket launcher and shoot the godmodder with it.
The Godmodder casually tanks it.
Summon an imploding book, and put the godmodder between its pages.
Countered by TalonisWolf!
Summon an imploding book, and put the godmodder between its pages.
Give the Godmodder The item which will allow him to safely use to imploding book.
((Dude/Dudette, not only have I been in that thread awhile, but the item I'm referring to is the one right after the one you chose. Are you even trying?))
The Godmodder reads the implosive book. If this wasn't the beginning of the HOLIDAY EDITION, its contents would have caused him to take damage. He then throws both items away before...
Summon an imploding book, and put the godmodder between its pages.
Give the Godmodder The item which will allow him to safely use to imploding book.
((Dude/Dudette, not only have I been in that thread awhile, but the item I'm referring to is the one right after the one you chose. Are you even trying?))
Summon an Implosive Fork Imploder and use it to implode the godmodder's Implosive Fork.
...they proceed to explode.
Implode the Godmodder telekinetically.
The Godmodder implodes you telekinetically! 2 damage!
Instead of recruiting an army, I'll build one!
Constructs a battle droid army. Hardwire absolute loyalty to me into their positronic brains.
Also, anonymously send the godmodder a cake. But the cake actually contains an antimatter bomb set to go off once it's near him.
No, I'm not going to say it.
Battle Droid army summoned!
If you said
it, the government's secret GOD MACHINES would have came out of the woodworks. That was a good decision. The Godmodder eats the cake -- antimatter is tasty, as are antimatter explosions. He vaguely considers saying
it.
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