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[TalonisWolf]

Can someone explain what just happened?

[consumptiveAbsolutist]

Can someone explain what just happened?

The update isn't done, but the incoming MTV Cribs episode (brought to you from the Godmodder's basement!) should probably help. Nothing can explain this trainwreck of a forum game, though!

Also, Greatness, your links are broken. You should probably upload the files to a file-hosting service and then link to that.

UPDATE: The update is now done.

[Egan_BW]

Dodge my way out of the player's club, and out of the Godmodder's basement. Dodge all the incoming lag.
Dodge into reality's control room and deactivate HP, meaning everyone starts using Chunky Salsa rules! I expect much more death.
Also download some more RAM while I'm here so the lag stops.

[Maximum Spin]

Insulated from the consequences of the lag, use my newfound ability to move faster than anyone else to run circles around the Goodmodder army and kill them all! Then eat their souls!

Then, remove CONSEQUENCE INSULATION and wrap it around CONSEQUENCES.

Next, sing a requiem for Rebecca, finally finishing my soul-eating song... to feast on [bloop_bleep's (see below)] Alternate Spin's soul and extract the secret of godmoding, which I hide deep within myself where nobody can find it!
(sorry bloop I'll revive you and make you my prophet again I promise)
♩And in the centre of the storm♫
♪A darker spirit taking form♬

♪Sings lamentations that overwhelm the human ear♩
♬As love and fear♫
♫Crumble in the sound of silence.𝄽

With the power of godmoding, become invulnerable to good feelings forever.

"Now to reballllance my qi..."

Holding Longinus in my right hand, split my essence into two parts; the left half descends into the void of False Heaven and returns to the Tree of Life – I have indeed been there before, since the 40,000-leaved lotus surrounding the mortal Earth is identical with Malkhuth, root of the Tree of Life – to cross Tiferet from left to right, reflecting its portion of the yin charge I obtained from Longinus into an equal yang charge. This half, now known as Clockwise Spin, enters the world again to stand near the other half, Anticlockwise Spin (respectively s=+½ and s=-½ for short) — very careful to avoid touching.

[Greatness942]

Can someone explain what just happened?

The update isn't done, but the incoming MTV Cribs episode (brought to you from the Godmodder's basement!) should probably help. Nothing can explain this trainwreck of a forum game, though!

Also, Greatness, your links are broken. You should probably upload the files to a file-hosting service and then link to that.

UPDATE: The update is now done.

Ah, right. That is because the manual for Reelism (which is where I was linking to) is accessed through the game files. It's not indexed at all, basically meaning that it's technically Deep Web in the most literal sense of the term (non-indexed web pages)

I'm not sure what to do for that. Maybe I could use three or four spoilers and copy everything by hand? Would that be okay?

[Secheral]

I think I got it. I'm in his basement. Along with all the other prisoners. So now he's bending over a hatch. He really shouldn't do that on the battlefield. Shove something long, with jagged edges or spikes into his backside. While I'm at it also shove him down the hatch. With explosives. All the prisoners who die will be fuel for the ritual that will bring Teletubbies into this world. Those things are fcking terrifying. Hopefully they'll tear the godmodder apart first.

[GigaGiant]

Create a sharknado off the coast and make it start heading toward the godmodder's location.

[bloop_bleep]

Weep tears of joy at what my creation has become. Sacrifice my material body to ZOMBIETRON ∞, which has the added effect of preventing Maximum Spin from gaining my godmoding. Manufacture myself another body from the void.

[Maximum Spin]

which has the added effect of preventing Maximum Spin from gaining my godmoding.

WTF YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME ANYWAY



If you just... give me the godmoding first... I won't eat your soul, okay?

[Mallos]

Kill Alternative Spin with a Stand rush from 2 Insects Over Heaven, protecting myself from any attacks with the Golden Fleece I wear as armor.

[bloop_bleep]

which has the added effect of preventing Maximum Spin from gaining my godmoding.

WTF YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME ANYWAY



If you just... give me the godmoding first... I won't eat your soul, okay?

Well, I was going to give it to you anyway, but that was because I assumed I would've still been the Leader of the New World Order and thought that me having two awesome titles would be unfair. Now that my zombie/snake golem-hybrid has that title, I'm keeping the godmoding for myself, since otherwise I'm essentially completely powerless (given that aforementioned zombie/snake golem-hybrid has a mind of its own now).

EDIT:
Additional action:
Lure ZOMBIETRON ∞ into attacking James Mattis's mech by coating the latter with human flesh.

[Maximum Spin]

Ah, but, once you are my prophet again, you will have the Divine Mandate and the peoples of the world will have no choice but to fall behind you as rightful King.

[bloop_bleep]

Ah, but, once you are my prophet again, you will have the Divine Mandate and the peoples of the world will have no choice but to fall behind you as rightful King.

How about this:

Give exactly half of my godliness to Maximum Spin. Together we shall defeat the vile Godmodder!

[Maximum Spin]

I will accept this and do not currently intend to feast on bloop_bleep's soul.

[Tyrant Leviathan]

* Wills himself out of goat form and all that time making a flesh mecha suit from fallen angels he killed.*