Fuck death, I'm a magic goat man who is too strong to be bound by mortality.
Ignore my death entirely by rewinding my HP to 25 with my Stand.
You ignore your death by... acknowledging your death. You come back to life.
"Shit, he's got a mech too, and it's not even composed of decaying flesh! Time for drastic measures."
Use my own blood in an unholy chanting ritual to summon Ouroboros the Paradox Serpent from the deepest reaches of hell.
Keep repairing ZOMBIETRON 3000.
OUROBOROS, PARADOX SERPENT, summoned! +5 HP to the ZOMBIETRON 3000.
"Haha! You activated my trap card!"
Reveal the Mirror Force I had secretly put down earlier in response to the Godmodder's throwing of swords.
The Godmodder pauses, before getting slit in the throat by a sword! 3 damage!
Why, I do the only logical thing in this situation. Make a montage of the godmodder from various sources. Namely, the forgotten unicorn in disguise. No one knows who, what, where or even when he is right now, such are his skills in subterfuge. I use that montage for a fundraiser against his crimes, use that money to buy out all the pepsi, buy out all the coca-cola, fill the pepsi containers with coca-cola and vica versa, then supply the godmodder with his new "Pepsi". Oh, and include the tear jar in that montage. We'll call it "A fragment of all the tears of the innocent children the godmodder keeps in his basement." Maybe it'll attract some people to my cause.
You create a Fundraiser to Kill the Godmodder! People donate $1,000, before the Godmodder hides it in his basement! Now you'll have to link it directly to people!
"I'mmmm not botherrred by annnny of thisss."
First, raise a wall of blackness around me, a gap in the universe itself to protect me from anyone so misfortunate as to be confined to ordinary physics.
Then proceed to verse two, singing for James Mattis that the Void may take him, riving his living soul from his still-warm corpse before tearing into it to sate my hunger!
♪Ten thousand angels, maybe more♫
♫Come knocking on False Heaven's door♩
♬While all around a wind is whirling,♪
♩Sending heaven's ashes swirling♬
Next, use the power gained from this to dredge an army of Black Angels of Gevurah from the pool of ink around me. These angels, of course, lend part of their power to Tyrant Leviathan in accordance with his earlier pact. It's probably worth noting that these are negative angels.
Finally, turn to the survivors. "Who's nnnnext, bitchessss?" But I already know who's next. Who must be next. There's someone here who owes.
You protect yourself, before attempting to take James Mattis' soul!
"Kid, you think that you're tough? You ain't seen true American power yet!"
James Mattis' soul protection activates, the ink of the Abyss being flushed out.
"Good, good, thanks for teaching me how to sing!"
Black Angels of
Golohab summoned! +5 current and max HP to Leviathan!
I know a guy right, and his singing is horrible. It's even worse when he has headphones on. SCREAMING TO QUEEN AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE. I was in that minibus. If this can't kill the Godmodder, nothing can.
The Godmodder elevates That Guy You Know to the vaunted position as his deputy singer, ready to pop out when Rebecca dies!
Oi! Don't scratch up my Death Star! Watch where you're stinging! I just had it washed and waxed. Do you know how much it costs to wash and wax something the size of a moon!?
Wait...
Everyone's a cosplayer, now!
Well, when in Rome...
Fortis Cosplays as a Sith Lord, and becomes Darth Fortis.
Darth Fortis experiments with his brand new Force powers by zapping the godmodder with Force lightning!
You become Darth Fortis, and zap the Godmodder with Force lightning! He channels it into his body, before pointing at Azulongmon! He lightning bends it into the dragon, causing it to keel over and die!
Peek back into the convention center:
"Hey, is everyone dead ye-"
Cue le Griggorus killing literally everything
"Yeah, that makes sense.
Now, go supply a Russian PMC with weaponry and send them into the meat grinder.
They lock eyes with James Mattis, before firing, dealing 20 damage! James Mattis' mechsuit grows an arm, which turns into a spear, which spears the Russian PMC to death!
"So I don't have health anymore, but I can still hit dudes. I think this means if I get hit, I die? Hmm."
Start THE MUSIC. Buff evasion chance to 100% against anything not absurd. Make them repent.
You become Egan, Lord of Dodging.
Spawn near the godmodder as a genie stuck in a lamp. Grant 3 wishes to whoever rubs the lamp. Interpret each wish in the the worst way possible.
The Godmodder wishes for Ebony, Draco, and the ZOMBIETRON to exist. They exist in the most painful ways possible -- Ebony and Draco collapsing from the pain, the ZOMBIETRON 3000 becoming ANGERY.
Summon a meta-genie who will grant whatever wishes Giga grants, but in the way intended by the wisher.
You summon a meta-genie, who stands still -- the Godmodder's tricked the genie, and granted his wish in the way he wanted it to happen!
CONSUME THEIR SOULS
Not Egan_BW's, though, I've got plans for him.
You then eat some genie souls.
Hit the godmodder with my gun.
The Godmodder pushes the Munchkin into the way!
Turn spin into a newt for this turn.
You turn Spin into a soul-eating newt for the remainder of the turn!
Be a newt. Eat souls anyway.
You eat the Munchkin's soul as he dies!
Hmmm... recruit an army in the mighty Goodmodders name, we must wipe the foul disbelievers and heathens out!
Goodmodders Army summoned.
That should be enough blood I think. Activate the summoning circle from afar and summon the Gelders Union. They dream of gelding a god. A godmodder will provide some quality practice.
Gelders Union summoned. The Godmodder stares blankly.
A RevelationTallion and Celerybimbo realise that they already shared a body, and that the GM failed LOTR lore. They think to themselves about the fact that the GM can fail, and GM includes all manner of things. They walk up to Becks, and ask her kindly to fail. Becks pushes them forward towards to the Gelders Union, who are forced to rename themselves to the Gelding Men's Union. Callionbimbo then brands the Gelding Men's Union with Failure.
Security bursts into the room.
FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER: $1,000.
Maximum Spin: -29/-1 HP. Carrying Longinus, a microphone.
Greatness942: 10/25 HP. 「Thoth」.
bloop_bleep: 25/25 HP. Leader of the New World Order.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby: 25/25 HP. 「3 Insects Over Heaven」.
Puppyguard: In the fifth dimension, with the Godmodder's brother.
Tyrant Leviathan / 1 Therion: 50/55 HP. Blackened Suit: 100/100 HP.
Godzilla: 70/100 HP. Possessed by Zultan. Carrying a really big gun. 「My Only Gun God」.
Secheral: PRISON KING.
1 Metatron: METATRON LIVES.
ZOMBIETRON 3000: 70/100 HP. ANGERY.
Gelding Men's Union: 200/200 HP. Failure at Life.
Griggorus: 110/125 HP.
Death Star: 195/200 HP. Superlaser.
Ouroboros, Paradox Serpent: ∞.
Black Angels of Golohab: 50/50 HP.
James Mattis: Unknown HP. SECDEF Eagle-Titan AZURE: 470/500 HP.
Null: 20/25 HP. Good at emailing.
Insecure Security Officers: 50/50 HP.
Goodmodders Army: 100/100 HP.
Callionbimbo: 35/50 HP.
Rebecca Renee, Ascendant-Singer: 40/125 HP. Godmoder.
A Great Thing.The Consent Fairy: 35/50 HP.
Consent-chan: 80/200 HP. Holding a pamphlet on consent, handing them out.
Egan_BW: Holy Thorn Knight. Royalty.
The Godmodder: 70/100 HP.
Days Left: 20.
[11/07/17]
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