that's not the kind of glove slapping I meant! Slap the godmodder USING the glove!
You look at the bloody mush that's probably your hands, and decide against it.
Respawn. But look sullen while doing it. That'll show 'em.
The Godmodder sheds a tear.
March towards Don Trump with my undead army. Engage in battle and declare myself ruler of the new order if successful.
You declare yourself ruler of the New World Order, and march towards the Don! He waves
Bad Hombres at you, and prepares to fight!
Ah, Thoth. Nice.
Grab my book and run away. Look in Thoth to see what it predicts, then spend a Seer point to find out the full context. If I still can do anything else, inform Trump, OceanSoul, and the other Anti-Godmodder Warriors about what I see.
You look into Thoth.
Our Hero, Greatness942, is on the run from the EVIL MEN -- Ψ-METATRON and the Godmodder, after acquiring future-seeing powers! They want to get him out of there, so they can conduct special music lessons with MISS REBECCA RENEE BLACK and her compatriots, the REBECCA BLACK FIRING SQUAD!
Look at Greatness, there! They sit on the sidelines, spending magical currency and reading the book THOTH to try not to die. They peer up from their book, and see Ψ-METATRON casting an EVIL SPELL with ITS EVIL MAGIC! IT spins around, ITS cold eyes peering into Greatness, before the Godmodder waves his conductor's baton. REBECCA BLACK stands resolute, but is forced to sing. She sings the sacred words of TRANSCENSION, the ANGELSONG that Ψ-METATRON carries within its very being!
...
As Rebecca Black sings, the very next page of Thoth is full of black ink, and the next, and the next. It gets on your hands, and you decide to stop reading from there.
You then try to see further.
Rebecca Renee, of the Worldly Black: 125/125 HP. Carrying Longinus, a microphone.
Keep summoning giant forks.
You summon three forks!
Turn into a gigantic maw and eat the whole concert hall.
Spit out anyone not hostile to the godmodder and swallow everyone else.
You consume all! 3 damage to Greatness, the Bad Hombres, Nasty Women, and Donald Trump! 「Bad Hombres, Nasty Women」 takes 500 damage! The Army of the Dead kind of just ignore you, and you get stabbed by a metaphysical giant fork for 1,000 damage.
The New World Order:"I'm angry! I've had enough of these people, these Christian-murdering scum who run giant death factories, keeping babies alive, and selling their body parts."
The Don stamps towards the Army of the Dead, and Bloop, before firing
Bad Hombres at his own head. The Army of the Dead lurch forward, rot and decay dropping off of their bodies. They bite, claw, chew into the Don, before 「Bad Hombres, Nasty Women」 begins to jitter in the air. Screams fill the air -- screams of the authority of the Bloop Bleep World Order, screams of the Don taking 20 damage!
"You sick man! You Korean spy! You anti-American loser! You hater! You're, you're, you're!"
「You're fired.」
「Bad Hombres, Nasty Women」 raises its skyscraper towards the Army of the Dead, before pointing down. A few brave walking corpses scramble in front of the others before being reduced to dust and flame! 4 damage to 5 members of the Army of the Dead!
The Godmodder stands on the concert stage, leaning on a drum kit.
"
Funny funny. Oh, and great music, wouldn't you agree, Becks?"
"No."
"
I wouldn't want to break your favourite thing..."
"I mean, yes! It's the best!"
You're all in a concert hall, I guess.
OceanSoul: 10/10 HP. Godmoder.
Greatness942: 20/25 HP. 「Thoth」. Seer Points: 1.
bloop_bleep: Leader of the New World Order.
Bad Hombres: 9/12 HP. (x5.)
Nasty Women: 5/8 HP. (x5.)
Giant Forks: 5/5 HP. (x13.)
Army of the Dead: 5/5 HP. (x5.), 1/5 HP. (x5.)
Donald Trump: 92/100 HP. Carrying his gun,
Bad Hombres. The Mass Firing:
[10/13/17]「Bad Hombres, Nasty Women」: 9,000/10,000 HP. 「That's Life.」Rebecca Renee Black: 65/75 HP. Special Music Lessons:
[10/09/17].
Renee Swan: 50/50 HP.
Sirius Black: 50/50 HP.
Ψ-METATRON, Voice of the Godmodder: 95/100 HP.
A Great Thing. Godmodder.
The Godmodder: 91/100 HP.
Egan_BW: 8,000/10,000 HP. 「」Days Left: 29.
[11/06/17]