Nuclear Sunset -- IThere are many ways to start the apocalypse, some far more subtle than others.
USE SHEER ANGER PROVIDED FROM BEING GIANT MURDERBOAR TO CHANNEL POWER AND BECOME BIG, FAT, FLAMING, AND STRONG. CRUSH AND GORE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.
You attempt to channel power, to burn off that capitalist fat from your murderboar bones and become angry, the angriest thing to exist in an angry and vicious reality of increasingly angry things. You'll become angrier than Alex Jones watching his family being thrown into a goblin cauldron by globalist scum before watching them get skinned, angrier than a Democrat watching Roy Moore get elected as Eternal Senator of Alabama, angrier than a Chelsea fan watching everything they know and love destroyed when Manchester United kick a ball into the net one too many times. You've had enough of these people. All of them.
You rise, crescents and arcs of flame fluttering into the air behind you. You take one step, and watch the earth-mars beneath you melt into lava. Your fat bubbles up, but you become more determined. You're going to sterilise reality. You run into Myra Goodman, killing her instantly. You rush towards the Great Massacreman, and run your horns through it, dealing 10 damage. You gore the Godmodder, and deal 1 damage. You move faster and faster, and then everyone else moves in.
(You are absolutely right! The Godmodder will go down...)
While everyone is attacking the Godmodder, Sir Elventide will wait until he is distracted enough before conjuring a flock of explosive birds to kamikaze him, then will leave behind a decoy of himself that will explode into boiling oil when attacked!
Welcome to the game, Sir Elventide! You observe the Godmodder, trying to wait for the Godmodder to falter so you can run into his path, and kill him dead. But the Godmodder's always alert, his eyes always watching for the next assassination attempt, hand in pocket, knife in pocket. He's
always prepared.
This isn't what you see, though. The Godmodder appears to be half asleep, like half of his body is has gone to other places. It's probably something to do with his imaginary health. You abuse the Godmodder's lack of alertness to blow him up, with birds and clones and all sorts of lovely and explosive things.
5 damage.
Clockwise Spin whirls anticlockwise around the battlefield, turning up his enlightenment to Maximum (Spin) Level to save everyone but the Godmodder from nuclear armageddon, and also from Samsara, by translating everyone directly to nirvana. Everything goes out like a snuffed candle, all at once.
The Godmodder looks at you. He walks towards you, apparently without much care. He takes out his knife, before it begins to glisten and glow. He drives into the earth-mars. This appears to do nothing, until Clockwise realises that he has only really saved the players.
"I wanted to destroy your favourite things in particular, but I guess I have to subsist with everyone else."
Retreat to an Alternate Earth, Godmodder!
He'll consider it, but utopias aren't his thing.
BEGIN ARMAGEDDEN.
END THE WORLD BY EATING THE GODMODDER turning his health to 0, AND THEN USING HIS TEMPORARY WEAKNESS TO ABSORB HIS INFINITE POWER.
You eat the Godmodder. This causes him to take 1 damage, and then to escape writhing. The Godmodder doesn't have infinite power, he has
basically infinite power, which is completely different until it's exactly the same.
As the Anti-Godmodder, unleash the full extent of my powers against all those who oppose me. Have no mercy.
The Godmodder opposes everyone, so you start by immediately assaulting him! You walk up to him, and give him a great big hug, causing him to experience an anti-godmod explosion. 5 damage.
Action go!
Action:
1: Summon OC
2-3000: Attack
3001-6000: Create
6001-9000: Aid Another
9001-10000: Heal
Roll: 3592, CREATE!
Result:
1: Summon OC
2-5000: Device
5001:10000: Building
Roll: 2976, DEVICE!
What To Build?
1: Summon OC
2-3000: Weapon
3001-6000: Trap
6001-9000: Tool
9001-10000: Healing
Roll: 8498, TOOL!
Target Selection:
Summon OC: 1
Mallos: 2
Puppyguard: 3
Maximum? Spin: 4
Doomblade187: 5
Secheral: 6
GigaGiant: 7
Gwolfski: 8
King Zultan: 9
Blood_Librarian: 10
TalonisWolf: 11
Tyrant Leviathan: 12
Imic: 13
Egan_BW: 14
MoonyTheHuman: 15
Roll: 1, SUMMON OC
THE OC HAS BEEN SUMMONED.
Death comes to those who ask for it.
'May' summoned.
Offer some tea to the Godmodder.
The Godmodder--
Offer some tea to the Godmodder.
SPILL THAT SHIT IN HIS FACE, DISGUSTING.
gets tea spilt in his face!
Offer some tea to the Godmodder.
SPILL THAT SHIT IN HIS FACE, DISGUSTING.
NOW THIS ONE. HIM I KNEECAP TO THE FACE.
5 betrayal damage!
That’s it. No more dicking around. Armor, Jazz me! :It casts Octo, can do eight moves in one go. For seven turns.:
1: Stab Egan in face with tk planar Blade.
2: Suck Up Doomblade in a black hole spell to remove him from battlefield. Too random, no good.
3: Cast nuclear meltdown on Jordan. Subatomic energy reaction interval for intense burns.
4: Speed blitz JoJo fans with Fists of the world, in which each one is decked three hundred times in the face and guts.
5: Cast Soul Eraser on Talioswolf. Completely obliterating his sentience to stop helping GM on spiritual level.
6: Cast Kusanagi. Cue a light saber blade so big it could pierce through the Earth. Swings it into Great Massacre man to blast and slash him to ashes.
7: Use The Mana of the Omniverse, of all Earths to regret the God Moder by blasting him off world akin to a Death Star Laser.
8: Over ride enlightenment with sheer will power to convert heavenly power onto himself, jazzing himself further in power.
: Uses celestial gem to grant Santa the wish of saving Warths children with toys, to show a nicer side to him.:
: Qlippoth Armor charged then for next attack.:
Santa nods, and takes you off the Naughty List. You do a lot of things, but unfortunately you can't split yourself too far, so only do the first three things!
1. You stab Egan in the face, but Egan reveals his tinfoil armour! Attack dodged!
2.
5414 v.
2454.
Doomblade successfully gets thrown into a black hole! That might be a major problem for him.
4. Thing three skipped as Jordan is dead. You kill a bunch of JoJo fans.
That’s it. No more dicking around. Armor, Jazz me! :It casts Octo, can do eight moves in one go. For seven turns.:
1: Stab Egan in face with tk planar Blade.
2: Suck Up Doomblade in a black hole spell to remove him from battlefield. Too random, no good.
3: Cast nuclear meltdown on Jordan. Subatomic energy reaction interval for intense burns.
4: Speed blitz JoJo fans with Fists of the world, in which each one is decked three hundred times in the face and guts.
5: Cast Soul Eraser on Talioswolf. Completely obliterating his sentience to stop helping GM on spiritual level.
6: Cast Kusanagi. Cue a light saver blade so big it could pierce through the Earth. Swings it into Great Massacre man to blast and slash him to ashes.
7: Use The Mana of the Omniverae, of all Earths to regret the God Moder by blasting him off world akin to a Death Star Laser.
8: Over ride enlightenment with sheer will power to convert heavenly power onto himself, jazzing himself further in power.
: Uses celestial gem to grant Santa the wish of saving Warths children with toys, to show a nicer side to him.:
: Qlippoth Armor charged then for next attack.:
Cover the above plans in tinfoil.
The plans have been tinfoiled!
: Recovers moves, deletes tinfoil, hacks Egan, cannot undo said plans made due to Heavenly over rule.:
Stamps a halo on his head and a celestial halo battle aura. Heavenly Tyrant is printed.:
Try it again and I go undertake on you via save files.”
But not tinfoiled enough! Leviathan prevents Egan from fully tinfoiling his plans, before hacking his existence. This doesn't remove his Royalty, but does cause Bad Things to happen to him.
This is not a thing you can actually do. Royalty cannot be unlearned.
There's no I in Egan. I'd watch out, if I were you.
Ah, but Egan_BW's Royalty was stolen. And in the process of ascending to Nirvana I'm going to DOUBLE-STEAL THAT SHIT FOR MYSELF.
You steal Egan's Royalty! But Royalty requires you to use the blade of Want, and you can't go to nirvana if you have worldly desires. Make up your mind, boy.
I was Godzilla and the godmodder ate Godzilla, therefore I need to tear my way out of the godmodder.
5 damage to the Godmodder, in addition to all of his organs rupturing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
Call upon the mighty Red Army to attack the vile capitalists Godmodder.
Also, place a timer on the nukes. If I do not reset the counter personally every 24 hours, release all the nukes. And other things. We have a lot of things in the U.S.S.R. . Deadly things. Like battle bears and vodka.
Ignore the puny Librarian. For he is weak and we are mighty. Comrades, to arms! Your motherland needs you!
The Red Army attacks the Godmodder! 3 damage! The Godmodder quickly reverses the counter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
Call upon the mighty Red Army to attack the vile capitalists Godmodder.
Also, place a timer on the nukes. If I do not reset the counter personally every 24 hours, release all the nukes. And other things. We have a lot of things in the U.S.S.R. . Deadly things. Like battle bears and vodka.
Ignore the puny Librarian. For he is weak and we are mighty. Comrades, to arms! Your motherland needs you!
USE THIS GUYS ARMY TO POWER BOOT me IN FULLY SLAYING THE GOD MODDER.
You attempt to fully slay the Godmodder, but only manage to deal 7 damage!
5 HP.
The Part In Which The Godmodder Gets Blown Up.The Godmodder lumbers around. 5 HP isn't 0 HP, right? Plus, the negative infinity health allows him to survive longer than normal Godmodders, so he'll be fine, right? He runs towards Tyrant Leviathan, attempting to rip off his Qliphoth Suit. Leviathan bats him away, dealing no damage, before the Godmodder looks up.
Great pillars of fire fill the sky, mushrooms dominating the horizon like the colony of mold crawling into your cupboards and all over your bread.
The Godmodder is impaled by an ICBM, one of the missiles that belonged to Gwolfski until he set them off early. It then explodes, casting him into nuclear dust.
The Godmodder has been killed.You then watch as a whole lot of other people die, you all ascending to nirvana or moving to alternate Earths. But, I mean, the Godmodder's dead and your favourite thing probably still exists. You've done it. You've killed the Godmodder.
Right?
WASHINGTON MARS ^ 2.bloop_bleep: 11/50 HP. 「Khnum」. Possessed by Greatness942 「Thoth」.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby: LI. Naming Rot x2!
Puppyguard: 10/50 HP. Fifth-Dimensional.
[gm] Maximum? Spin: 20/DEAD. HP. Half-Godmoder.
Doomblade187. Amnesiac True Randomness.
Secheral: 1/50 HP. Devil-Marked. Undeath. In the Slam Jam.
MoonyTheHumanEldritchAbomination. 10/50 HP. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.
Blood_Librarian: 20/60 HP. T-REX.
TalonisWolf: Dead.
Tyrant Leviathan: 50/50 HP. QLIPHOTH-SUIT: 250/250 HP.
Imic: Hiding in a Dwarven Fortress.
Anti-Godmodder: 98/45 AP. Possessed by GigaGiant.
Egan_BW: (π ÷ 2 + i - 24)^2/π HP. Bigass Murderboar. Big. Fat. Gorged. Capitalist.
Battle Droid Army: 100/100. x100. (Loyal to Fortis, if he isn't dead and gone.)
Dice Fighters: 5d20 - 3/5d20.
ZOMBIETRON ∞.
The Temple Triad.
1 METATRON.
Demogorgon: 194/256 HP.
dogbois of tindalos: 100/100 x9. 74/100 x1.
Santa Claus: 
HP. Naughty List: Everyone.
[GM] Great Massacreman: 244/600 HP.
[gm?] Ted Abundance: 10/10 HP.
[GM] The Godmodder. DEAD.
Days Left: 9. [12/31/17]
Nuclear Sunset: [12/23/17].
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