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[TalonisWolf]

Eh?

[consumptiveAbsolutist]

Eh?

I sat on the update. The update is now done.

[Tyrant Leviathan]

Hmmmmmmm. No more time to play around, but how?

: Looks to unreality globe, sacrifices it as he mutters the infamous words.: “ Za worldo!!”

Everything freezes in time except him and his armor. As he puts his glow to the blade, able to control via telekinesis. As he then opens up portals to the God modder, Jordan, cramium, and Egan. As he thrusts the blade via telekinesis as the portal network is all god modders. Except himself. Cue the impalement in freeze time as real time occurs.:


Planar death blade skewers all the targets and rips at their sub atomic mass as it vibrates within them to act as a magic extending chain blade. While he does this, the now sky scrapper sized Qlippoth Armor stomps on Myra.

He looks to Santa. “ Look, I killed lots of people, do not want to kill you, do I get a pass?”

[Egan_BW]

Consume porkchops to amplify bigassmurderboar power. Then gore the fuck out of everything I find annoying, which means pretty much all the players, every mathematician and english teacher, the Godmodder, the Great Massacreman, and all the players again for good measure.

[Mallos]

"GREAT, EVEN DEATH IS A FUCKING SELLOUT."

Shame Death and wrench his scythe from him.

[Maximum Spin]

Maximum? Spin must destroy Maximus Cranium for having a first name that sounds too similar!
But the GREAT MASSACREMAN he is piloting has other ideas, mainly meaning mating messily mit meinen Mäzenmonster, by which I mean ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE. The Godmodder takes 1d6 damage from the horribly stretched alliteration, and 5d8 damage from the horrible sight.

Meanwhile, Clockwise Spin spins the mathematicians around 90° clockwise on the complex plane, making them NEGATIVE IMAGINARY MATHEMATICIANS, and then spins them at TRUE RANDOMNESS, knocking TRUE RANDOMNESS into the godmodder and... uh... randomizing his HP?... that's probably a bad idea. Well, too late now. Guess I should just spin the NEGATIVE IMAGINARY MATHEMATICIANS even harder so that they, too, land on the godmodder and multiply his randomized HP by negative i. Sure, I see no problem with this.

[TalonisWolf]

Turn myself into armor to protect the Godmodder!

[King Zultan]

Steal the Capitalist Porkchops and eat them before any one else can.

[GigaGiant]

Reverse engineer the anti-godmodder pistol and discover it's secrets.

[Secheral]

Throw the undeath at that falling planet or whatever. Stab MJ multiple times.

[Blood_Librarian]

HATCH, AS THE MIGHTY T-REX.

[Gwolfski]

errr, apply more nukes. Wrapped in gift paper to disguise as gifts


side note, if we use enough nukes, we destroy Earth. If Earth is destroyed, the godmodder can't destroy it and our fave things. Therefore, we win

[Doomblade187]

Action go!

Code: [Select]

Action:
1: Summon OC
2-3000: Attack
3001-6000: Create
6001-9000: Aid Another
9001-10000: Heal

Roll: 721, ATTACK!

Target:
1: Summon OC
2-5000: Player
5001:10000: Godmodder/NPC

Roll: 4865, PLAYER!

Target Selection:
Summon OC: 1
Mallos: 2
Puppyguard: 3
Maximum? Spin: 4
Doomblade187: 5
Secheral: 6
GigaGiant: 7
Gwolfski: 8
King Zultan: 9
Blood_Librarian: 10
TalonisWolf: 11
Tyrant Leviathan: 12
Imic: 13
Egan_BW: 14
MoonyTheHuman: 15

Roll: 8 GWOLFSKI!

Collateral Damage:
Summon OC: 1
Increases Collateral as randomly generated number goes up.

Roll: 8321 VERY IMPRECISE!

Strength:
Summon OC: 1
Decreases Strength as randomly generated number goes down.

Roll: 1566 STRONG!

DOOMBLADE STRIKES OUT AT GWOLFSKI WITH A VERY WIDE REACHING, STRONG ATTACK! HE HURLS MOUNTAINS OF D4 AT GWOLFSKI! THE DICE MENACE WITH THEIR SPARKLING POINTS!

[consumptiveAbsolutist]

Heads up (because honestly I feel annoyed at myself for missing so many updates) my home PC's wifi isn't really working today, and I'm too tired to update right now. Next update tomorrow.

[Doomblade187]

Heads up (because honestly I feel annoyed at myself for missing so many updates) my home PC's wifi isn't really working today, and I'm too tired to update right now. Next update tomorrow.

Thanks for the heads up!