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[King Zultan]

Go up to the godmodder and insult him in some way, and if that fails call his mom fat.

[consumptiveAbsolutist]

Drink a Complex Elixir, healing myself by 1+i HP.
Dodge my name out of the player list, I don't belong there! Screw those guys anyway.
Add 1 METATRON to the list of characters, because METATRON LIVES.

Finally, take consumptiveAbsolutist to overthrow the decadent capitalist government! Romantically.

You heal by 1 + i. 1 METATRON is back, friends. We'll overthrow the capitalists tomorrow. Tuesday is a perfect day for overthrowing capitalists.

Spawn as a diplomat, walk up to the Godmodder, and negotiate terms for his surrender.

1. You sign yourself for eternal servitude under yours truly.
2. The Godmodder is allowed to keep fighting.

Heal my non-godmode half back to full HP, then SPIN the sphere RIGHT BACK AT THE GODMODDER, and it sprouts spikes for some reason which stab him violently!

All of you is half a Godmoder! You heal yourself by 2 HP, anyway! The Godmodder pushes Myra in front of it, Myra bats it away!

FORM DICE INTO CRUSHING SPHERE OF DOOM AND CRUSH MYRA UNDER WEIGHT FAR TOO HEAVY TO BAT AWAY. SUPPLEMENT ASSAULT WITH DICE DARTS FROM ALL DIRECTIONS TO LIMIT DODGING! MAY THE POWER OF RANDOMNESS BRING STRENGTH TO MY ATTACKS!

Unfortunately, Myra's too busy batting the sphere away to make any form of defense.
2 damage!

IMMEDIATELY, ACCUSE THE ENGINE OF EATING BABIES. FEED IT, BABIES. CRANK THE CRANK SO THE ENGINE IS POINTED OPPOSITE AT MARS. CRASHLAND THIS BITCH WITH NO SURVIVORS WALL THINKING LEWDLY ABOUT THE GODMODDER.

WALL

Belphegor's God Machine begins to tear at your mind, arcs of electricity swirling around you. You hear one thing -- a flat 'what'. You then crash Space Station Belphegor's Prime into Mars.
15 damage to all players. 25 damage to non-Gruesome Murderers. 1 damage to Cedric Schultz, Myra Goodman, the Godmodder and his brother.

yo homeboy is safe
he is already ded
kare wa mou shindeiru

Unfortunately, there are survivors. Nobody dies but dice, and dice aren't people, are they??? Space Station Belphegor's Prime grows legs, and begins to walk across Mars. You notice a group of colonies there, one colony in particular full of t e s t y   b a b b i e s. You ride the space station -- it's your horse now, ahahaha. You prepare to jump off, before being tackled to the ground. SHAPESHIFTING REPTILIAN Laxaenahr Dneel Ebazilhot Elhg Carbaitsle summoned.

Calmly walk up to the godmodder and kindly ask him to die.

He refuses.

Set Cedric Schultz to missionary work again, but this time give him an M16 and full carbon steel body armor to do his "persuading" with.

Continue building the temple.

Before he can wear it, Myra Goodman ambushes him, dealing 1 damage! You may want to deal with that pesky lady before she kills your missionary -- or even better, convert her! +6% temple progress.

Go up to the godmodder and insult him in some way, and if that fails call his mom fat.

You can't insult the Godmodder. He's too cool to insult.
Wait, uh, I don't understand. Why would you insult the glory of the DEVOURER OF WORLDS, LARD LICKER, ENDLESS SATIATION SAPPING ON THE NECTAR OF EXISTENCE??

so rude

snakes
Mallos is kinda dead. He might wanna duel the Grim Reaper.

The Temple gains 3% progress. Laxa screeches, her tongue a sharp spear piercing through the winds and extending at an gradually increasing pace, constantly lurking and twisting and waiting for more prey. The Skeleton Homeboy is basically only two or three days old? Good. t e s t y

Laxa eats the Skeleton Homeboy's arm! 5 damage. She then calls some capitalist pigs back on Earth.

Spoiler: Player Club (click to show/hide)

bloop_bleep: 1/25 HP. 「Khnum」. Possessed by Greatness942 「Thoth」.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby: 0/25 HP. Naming Rot x2!
Puppyguard: 10/25 HP. Fifth-Dimensional.
[gm] Maximum? Spin: 3/10 HP. Half-Godmoder.
Doomblade187. Minimalist RtD.
Secheral: 10/25 HP. Devil-Marked.
MoonyTheHumanEldritchAbomination. 10/25 HP. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.
Godzilla: 65/100 HP. Actually Zultan. Carrying a bottle of acid. 「My Only Gun God」.
Blood_Librarian: 10/25 HP.

Battle Droid Army: 10/10. x100. (Loyal to Fortis, if he isn't dead and gone.)
skeleton h o m e b o y: 5/10 HP. Smoking the pound.

ZOMBIETRON ∞.
The Temple: 19% complete.
[gm] Cedric Schultz: 5/10 HP. Understood Godmodder.
Giant Swarm of Sharp-Edged Dice Monsters: 7id6 + 2/15d6 HP.

1 METATRON.
Egan_BW: π ÷ 2 + i - 24/π HP. Holy Thorn Knight. Royalty.
Demogorgon: 194/256 HP.
consumptiveAbsolutist. Naming Rot Ω. (DMPC, ruiner of game integrity.)

godmod b r o: 74/75 HP.
dogbois of tindalos: 100/100 x9. 74/100 x1.

Laxaenahr Dneel Ebazilhot Elhg Carbaitsle: 500/500 HP. Cold War Two: [12/12/17].

[gm] Myra Goodman: 7/10 HP. Misunderstood Godmodder.
Belphegor's God Machine.
[GM] Misunderstood Godmodders Society: ? HP.
[GM] The Godmodder. 54/98 HP.
Days Left: 15. [12/26/17]

[Egan_BW]

Heal 25 HP by retroactively dodging that impact. Ain't nothing allowed to hit me!
Relocate everyone to Washington DC, because that's the best place to overthrow the capitalists!

[Maximum Spin]

Square Egan_BW. No, square EVERYONE.

[Egan_BW]

Square Egan_BW. No, square EVERYONE.

Show him that royalty is a continuous cutting motion.

[bloop_bleep]

Revive myself from my Near Death Experience and heal Cedric Schultz. Continue building the Temple.

[Maximum Spin]

Show him that royalty is a continuous cutting motion.

Godmode into Godzilla, hurl Godzilla at cutting motion

[Egan_BW]

Godmode into Godzilla, hurl Godzilla at cutting motion

Cut the godmode.

[Puppyguard]

Cast tele block on myself before I can be teleported.

[Doomblade187]

Godmode into Godzilla, hurl Godzilla at cutting motion

Cut the godmode.

SUMMON DICE, ROLL THE GODMODE

((I have no idea what's going on.))

[Egan_BW]

SUMMON DICE, ROLL THE GODMODE

((I have no idea what's going on.))

Cut the dice too. In fact, cut everything except for me, consumptiveAbsolutist, and 1 Metatron.

EVERYTHING

[bloop_bleep]

Shield myself, Cedric Schultz, the temple and ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE from the oncoming slice-storm.

[Mallos]

Ignore being dead; My phylactery is safe. Respectfully point this out to the Grim Reaper. Then, use my magic to hurl tons of Mars boulders at the Godmodder.

[Secheral]

Grab his refusal and crush his spine with it. Dual wield the two his in the previous sentence and stab his eyes with the is. Make a pun involving I and eye, further crushing his spirit.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Attempt to hit the godmodder on the ground that if i don't do damage, i will microwave a cat.